I cant take it anymore

[Kilrtoy]

Im on a diet for 1 whole day now and it is killing me.
Salad and chicken does fill you up for very long.
The wife said my sixpack is looking like a pony keg and I need to fix the problem.
I explained that is was backed up dick and she said, well when the hell is it gonna drop :rollside:

[Mrs. Restless22]

Im on a diet for 1 whole day now and it is killing me.
Salad and chicken does fill you up for very long.
The wife said my sixpack is looking like a pony keg and I need to fix the problem.
I explained that is was backed up dick and she said, well when the hell is it gonna drop :rollside:
Backed up dick....LOL :D :D
Tell her its a gastank for your love machine, and the machine needs to be ran.

[GlastronGuy]

It if fills you up why are you complaining?

[ratso]

Im on a diet for 1 whole day now and it is killing me.
Salad and chicken does fill you up for very long.
The wife said my sixpack is looking like a pony keg and I need to fix the problem.
I explained that is was backed up dick and she said, well when the hell is it gonna drop :rollside:
Jordy said he would "spot" you in the gym... if he can wear those shorts... :D

[Kilrtoy]

It only fills you up for an hour and you are hungry again.

[Mrs. Restless22]

It only fills you up for an hour and you are hungry again.
Kinda like sushi :lightsabe

[GlastronGuy]

Kinda like sushi :lightsabe
Sorry. I don't eat bait.

[Kilrtoy]

Kinda like sushi :lightsabe
and Asians girls you are horny an hour later

[Rod-64]

Im on a diet for 1 whole day now and it is killing me.
Salad and chicken does fill you up for very long.
The wife said my sixpack is looking like a pony keg and I need to fix the problem.
I explained that is was backed up dick and she said, well when the hell is it gonna drop :rollside:
Hell of a time to start a diet 4 day's before Thanksgiving, no??????? :p
That's like going on the wagon on New Years Eve.

[Mrs. Restless22]

and Asians girls you are horny an hour later
:jawdrop: LOL, I didnt know about that one :p

[THOR]

PM Aharon, he should be more than willing to help out.

[HOOTER SLED-]

Sounds like the old lady is crackin the whip. She doesn't want you to turn into a "dick-do". You know, where your belly sticks out more than your dick do. :D

[Kilrtoy]

Sounds like the old lady is crackin the whip. She doesn't want you to turn into a "dick-do". You know, where your belly sticks out more than your dick do. :D
LOL that is funny

[Kilrtoy]

:jawdrop: LOL, I didnt know about that one :p
Not yet anyways :cool:
trust me good shit...

[GHTRIM]

Hell of a time to start a diet 4 day's before Thanksgiving, no??????? :p
That's like going on the wagon on New Years Eve.
I agree.... I always say "There is always tomorrow" :rollside:

[1stepcloser]

PM Aharon, he should be more than willing to help out.
Here ya go (http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28428&highlight=workout) Kilr, shoot him a PM, I'm sure he can help. :)

[syke-o]

Here ya go (http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28428&highlight=workout) Kilr, shoot him a PM, I'm sure he can help. :)
this is some funny sh!t !!!! :D :D

[Kilrtoy]

YOU GUYS ARE GREAT THANKS FOR THAT AWESOME LINK :hammer2:

[IN2-IN2MX]

That's just sick! :jawdrop:
A diet! :eat: I hate those (obviously)!

[FRENCHIE]

discipline my friend!!!! ;)

[IN2-IN2MX]

discipline my friend!!!! ;)
Show off! :hammer2: :wink:

[FRENCHIE]

Show off! :hammer2: :wink:
..for you ill show it all off!!!!! :p :p :mix: :D

[Kilrtoy]

Thanks FRENCHIE, but I dont want to see it :idea:

[FRENCHIE]

Thanks FRENCHIE, but I dont want to see it :idea:
youve seen it all b4 anyway!!!! :hammer2:

[AMC-Nut]

Hey All,
I lost 23 pounds in two weeks after doing the Master Cleanser diet for 6 days. Try it, it works! I never %#@ so much in my life!

[IN2-IN2MX]

youve seen it all b4 anyway!!!! :hammer2:
:cry: oh no...is this that whole peanut butter thing? :rollside:

[FRENCHIE]

Hey All,
I lost 23 pounds in two weeks after doing the Master Cleanser diet for 6 days. Try it, it works! I never %#@ so much in my life!
please clarify the beaumont thing under your username!!! :confused:

[IN2-IN2MX]

please clarify the beaumont thing under your username!!! :confused:
I assumed it was "LOOKING FOR BEAUMONT"

[FRENCHIE]

:cry: oh no...is this that whole peanut butter thing? :rollside:
....you gotta do me like that huh!!?? :frown: :devil:

[PHOTOGLOU]

I Thought This Thread Was Going To Be About Something Else

[Desert Rat]

Tell her your just building a shed over your tools! :D

[IN2-IN2MX]

....you gotta do me like that huh!!?? :frown: :devil:
Noooooo. Nothing but love Frenchie :p

[FRENCHIE]

Noooooo. Nothing but love Frenchie :p
i likey!!!! :hammer2: :D :hammer2:

[bunny 166]

Im on a diet for 1 whole day now and it is killing me.
Salad and chicken does fill you up for very long.
The wife said my sixpack is looking like a pony keg and I need to fix the problem.
I explained that is was backed up dick and she said, well when the hell is it gonna drop :rollside:
Kilr, you are cracking me up!!! Hang in there sweetie;we all can't look like Frenchie and Scuba ;) ;)

[FRENCHIE]

Kilr, you are cracking me up!!! Hang in there sweetie;we all can't look like Frenchie and Scuba ;) ;)
under neath all those clothes you do!!!! :idea: :hammer2: :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Try EAS shakes. They are filling and great for dieting. :)

[SCUBA STEVE]

Kilr must want to participate in the 2005 flex off! lol :D :boxingguy

[IN2-IN2MX]

Kilr must want to participate in the 2005 flex off! lol :D :boxingguy
LOL! Now I GOTTA SEE THAT! :jawdrop:

[FRENCHIE]

LOL! Now I GOTTA SEE THAT! :jawdrop:
i think thats what it is.....a couple of other members have also hit me up a bout a diet and wrkout program to get in shapre b4 next spring!!!! :idea:
somthing sure is fishy around here!!!??? :confused: :jawdrop: :wink:

[IN2-IN2MX]

i think thats what it is.....a couple of other members have also hit me up a bout a diet and wrkout program to get in shapre b4 next spring!!!! :idea:
somthing sure is fishy around here!!!??? :confused: :jawdrop: :wink:
:idea: Sounds like a conspiracy to me. They're gonna learn your skills and then complete against you! :)

[RP1]

PM Aharon, he should be more than willing to help out.
Good ol Aharon will never die :D

[SCUBA STEVE]

i think thats what it is.....a couple of other members have also hit me up a bout a diet and wrkout program to get in shapre b4 next spring!!!! :idea:
somthing sure is fishy around here!!!??? :confused: :jawdrop: :wink:
lmao!! Kilr must be starting his new years resolution early. :)
I just want to thank all the peeps in advance for the new equimpent and keeping the lights on at the gym. :wink: Some of you may know what I am talking about. :) (no offense to anyone) :p

[bunny 166]

i think thats what it is.....a couple of other members have also hit me up a bout a diet and wrkout program to get in shapre b4 next spring!!!! :idea:
somthing sure is fishy around here!!!??? :confused: :jawdrop: :wink:
Nothings up over here--you just make us feel like shit when we see you with no shirt on... :D :D :D Major jealousy!!! Love you and the Mrs.!! ;) ;) ;)

[FRENCHIE]

fishy fishy fishy!!!?? :devil: :p

[bunny 166]

fishy fishy fishy!!!?? :devil: :p
No, I'm bunny, bunny, bunny :shift: :shift: :shift:

[IN2MX]

Tastes like chicken! :D

[IN2-IN2MX]

No, I'm bunny, bunny, bunny :shift: :shift: :shift:
yes you are! :D

[IN2-IN2MX]

Tastes like chicken! :D
:yuk: Be nice...that can be taken the wrong way.
I think what he was trying to say was that he wishes he knew if it tastes like chicken (boy, does he ever wish :boxed: )

[bunny 166]

:yuk: Be nice...that can be taken the wrong way.
I think what he was trying to say was that he wishes he knew if it tastes like chicken (boy, does he ever wish :boxed: )
Hi hottie!! Hope your man is doing something special for you for your birthday... :p :p :p Sent you some green Mike since you'll never know... :eat: :wink: :wink: Love ya!!! :shift: :shift:

[IN2MX]

:yuk: Be nice...that can be taken the wrong way.
I think what he was trying to say was that he wishes he knew if it tastes like chicken (boy, does he ever wish :boxed: )
Since it is your birthday week, :D Otherwise, :burningm:

[IN2MX]

:yuk: Be nice...that can be taken the wrong way.
I think what he was trying to say was that he wishes he knew if it tastes like chicken (boy, does he ever wish :boxed: )
by the way, I never quoted bunny 166....was a general statement. :hammerhea

[bunny 166]

does it taste like chicken? :p

[IN2MX]

does it taste like chicken? :p
Thats too easy girl, set yourself up for this one.....
Could be, but you'll never know till you find out for yourself!!! :devil: :D

[bunny 166]

I never saw that coming--honest!! :eek: I was wondering... :idea: :p :p

[IN2MX]

I never saw that coming--honest!! :eek: I was wondering... :idea: :p :p
Well, If you haven't heard, it's Jessi's birthday today... :idea: :D

[bunny 166]

I heard!! What are you doing for that hottie of yours??

[IN2MX]

I heard!! What are you doing for that hottie of yours??
We are going out for SUSHI tonight.....I already ready bought her presents a month or so ago....Actually, this summer, they will be presents to share with all our ***boat friends, especially you Bunny!

[bunny 166]

We are going out for SUSHI tonight.....I already ready bought her presents a month or so ago....Actually, this summer, they will be presents to share with all our ***boat friends, especially you Bunny!
OOOHHH presents!! I love presents! Especially the kind you share with friends! And you bought stuff a month ago?? We love a man thats plans ahead! So what are you sharing with me? I'm intrigued...

[IN2MX]

OOOHHH presents!! I love presents! Especially the kind you share with friends! And you bought stuff a month ago?? We love a man thats plans ahead! So what are you sharing with me? I'm intrigued...
Well, you can rest your head on them....They dont normally see the light of day, but look great in the sun, and can be used as personal floatation devices in case of emergency.... :sqeyes:

[bunny 166]

I'm recalling a certain truck brochure photo...nice choice in gifts, sweetie :shift: :shift: :shift: Getting ready for work now--enjoy your nite together and be safe!! ;) ;) Take pics!

[IN2MX]

I'm recalling a certain truck brochure photo...nice choice in gifts, sweetie :shift: :shift: :shift: Getting ready for work now--enjoy your nite together and be safe!! ;) ;) Take pics!
Ok, we will...Have a great day!

[Kilrtoy]

Alright Mike back in to your cornor and leave the bunny alone..... :jawdrop:
tatse like chicken, hell no, way better

[IN2MX]

Alright Mike back in to your cornor and leave the bunny alone..... :jawdrop:
tatse like chicken, hell no, way better
I know you are not questioning my Expertise :hammerhea .....Of all people, YOU should know better.
Back to IKEA for you! :D

[SCUBA STEVE]

I know you are not questioning my Expertise :hammerhea .....Of all people, YOU should know better.
Back to IKEA for you! :D
off topic an speaking of IKEA, they just opened on up over here in Tempe, they had people camping out side to be on of the first peeps in there. :confused: The grand opening was on the news, streets were closed like it was the rose parade. :hammer2: :D

[IN2MX]

off topic an speaking of IKEA, they just opened on up over here in Tempe, they had people camping out side to be on of the first peeps in there. :confused: The grand opening was on the news, streets were closed like it was the rose parade. :hammer2: :D
Funny, I was wondering why Kilr was sooooooo excited about going out to the races in Phoenix, now I know!
Things that make ya go hhhmmmm? :idea:

[Kilrtoy]

SON, just because you are playing in the sand box doesnt make you an expert
ROOKIE.
IKEA wow tat is like never mind

[JustMVG]

Not yet anyways :cool:
trust me good shit...
Tell her your building a shed to keep the rain off of your tool.
Just don't let it get to Dunlop Disease, you know when your belly dunlop over you belt

[JustMVG]

discipline my friend!!!! ;)
With all due respect, Frenchie you should be banned from any and all "Diet" threads, you have no need for a diet, your in great physical condition, and pisses us off that have to diet or else!!! Uh that last part was just 'cAUSE I'M HUNGRY.... DAMN DIET..

[likwidsukr]

Hell of a time to start a diet 4 day's before Thanksgiving, no??????? :p
That's like going on the wagon on New Years Eve.
Man dude them are sum ugly fockers in ur sig and avatar no offence uhh.....damn