Vegas Wedding-Beaumont Style!

[Boatcop]

I went to my niece's wedding in Vegas this weekend. And yes, she lives in Beaumont. It WAS a little different than most weddings I've attended. But there were some definite Beaumont tendancies they brought from home.
1) Wedding Cake. Sheet cake bought from the local Safeway.
2) Reception in the Hotel Suite (1 small suite for about 75-80 guests)
3) The brides father came with his new girlfriend, with BOTH of his ex-wives in attendance.
4) The bride brought her daughter (first marraige) then ignored her all night.
5) The bride still doesn't know who the father is. (see #4)
6) The bride wore white (see #4)
7) Food for reception was Oscar Meyer Cold Cuts, Velveeta cheese, and Ritz Crackers.
8)Enough booze for the third Fleet coming home from a cruise, and they STILL had to make 2 beer runs.
9) Between the mother of the bride and her husband, there were a total of 7 teeth.
10)For the Bride: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something black and blue.
(OK, I made up that last one.) :D

[Debbolas]

LOL :D
What? No cheese whiz? ;)

[BarryMac]

That's some funny shit...

[upsman105]

yeah but did you like my tuxedo t-shirt??

[Raisin Wake]

Sounds like my mother-in-laws last wedding. It was the beer hiding behind the unity candle that really made the event.

[Mrs CP 19]

Funny stuff Alan...Thanks for the evening chuckle :)

[Havasu Hangin']

How many boxes of wine did they go through? :idea:

[FRENCHIE]

I went to my niece's wedding in Vegas this weekend. And yes, she lives in Beaumont. It WAS a little different than most weddings I've attended. But there were some definite Beaumont tendancies they brought from home.
1) Wedding Cake. Sheet cake bought from the local Safeway.
2) Reception in the Hotel Suite (1 small suite for about 75-80 guests)
3) The brides father came with his new girlfriend, with BOTH of his ex-wives in attendance.
4) The bride brought her daughter (first marraige) then ignored her all night.
5) The bride still doesn't know who the father is. (see #4)
6) The bride wore white (see #4)
7) Food for reception was Oscar Meyer Cold Cuts, Velveeta cheese, and Ritz Crackers.
8)Enough booze for the third Fleet coming home from a cruise, and they STILL had to make 2 beer runs.
9) Between the mother of the bride and her husband, there were a total of 7 teeth.
10)For the Bride: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something black and blue.
(OK, I made up that last one.) :D
now thats how its done!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ;)

[Phat Matt]

Hey! Who the hell was tending my bar? :confused: :smile:

[FRENCHIE]

Hey! Who the hell was tending my bar? :confused: :smile:
..........oh the uninviter is here!!!! :(

[Debbolas]

is that like the universal remote?
LOL :cool:
or more like the un-cola? :rollside:

[FRENCHIE]

is that like the universal remote?
LOL :cool:
or more like the un-cola? :rollside:
unbelieveable!!! :wink:

[Phat Matt]

..........oh the uninviter is here!!!! :(
My bad. Would you like to come to a friend of a friends birthday party and stay at my friends brothers house who doesn't know me?
Are you talking about Friday night or Saturday night? Which one are you butt hurt about? Not that I need to explain.
Oh, this just in. Jen's old friend from work is now moving to Wisconsin and we are having dinner at Rama tomorrow night with her and her husband. Should I get a table for 5? :rolleyes: :wink:

[Kachina26]

Oh, this just in. Jen's old friend from work is now moving to Wisconsin and we are having dinner at Rama tomorrow night with her and her husband. Should I get a table for 5? :rolleyes: :wink:
That there is just plain funny! :hammer2:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Hey! I was in vegas this weekend.To see the last show from Bill Medley of the Righteous Brothers,He retired after that show.

[Debbolas]

I heard there is a strange "flu" bug going around all the hotels in Vegas....so if you go, take precautions.....Don't get sick!! :wink:

[Dr. Eagle]

I heard there is a strange "flu" bug going around all the hotels in Vegas....so if you go, take precautions.....Don't get sick!! :wink:
Was that the one with the sceintific name "hersheyicus squirticus"?

[Phat Matt]

..........oh the uninviter is here!!!! :(
From the other thread...
Invite #1
.............i see how it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :frown: :frown: :notam: :mad:
Take it easy dude.....we just found out yesterday. Wanna come?
Invite #2
frenchie....you're more than welcome to come bro. call matt he can give you the info if you and the wife are interested.
Uninviter? :confused: :supp: :confused:

[Phat Matt]

Was that the one with the sceintific name "hersheyicus squirticus"?
I hear people who get lots of the "free drinks" can catch that one. ;)

[FRENCHIE]

Hey! I was in vegas this weekend.To see the last show from Bill Medley of the Righteous Brothers,He retired after that show.
where da hells ya been man!!??? :confused: :cool:

[cola]

is that like the universal remote?
LOL :cool:
or more like the un-cola? :rollside:
un-cola you talking about me. :argue:

[dicudmore]

un-cola you talking about me. :argue:
sounded like it didn't it :boxingguy
let me know if ya need a little back-up

[FRENCHIE]

un-cola you talking about me. :argue:
hes back...did ya get lost in the snow!!?? :rollside: :p

[cola]

No we took the boat to San Diego this weekend. It did take awhile to get home.

[FRENCHIE]

No we took the boat to San Diego this weekend. It did take awhile to get home.
mister travelling$$$$$ man!! must be nice!!! :rolleyes: :p :cool:

[RP1]

good stuff BC.

[Kilrtoy]

That is some damn funny shit, But I have been to wedding like that

[cola]

Yea, when I ck. the weather & it was snowing @ home we ran the boat back to Havasu for the inside storage. I didn't want to play the cover -uncover game for 2 weeks. Only 10 hrs driving yesterday. :sleeping:

[Debbolas]

cola/uncola
lol :cool:

[FRENCHIE]

cola/uncola
lol :cool:
gotta be diet deb!!!! :hammer2: ;) :D

[98 Vector 21]

I like Velveeta.....

[Boatcop]

How many boxes of wine did they go through? :idea:
I forgot that part. 4