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topless
11-29-2004, 12:17 PM
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OGShocker
11-29-2004, 12:18 PM
:D

Huckleberry
11-29-2004, 12:20 PM
:D :D :D

MAINEVENT
11-29-2004, 12:22 PM
Now thats funny :rollside:

Mrs.Racer277
11-29-2004, 12:25 PM
:D :D LOL :D :D

bunny 166
11-29-2004, 12:25 PM
good one Topless, except for the pic of the toilet...the paper should go over the top instead of under... ha ha ha :D :D :D

topless
11-29-2004, 12:26 PM
good one Topless, except for the pic of the toilet...the paper should go over the top instead of under... ha ha ha :D :D :D
I like it under!!!! :2purples:

MAINEVENT
11-29-2004, 12:28 PM
good one Topless, except for the pic of the toilet...the paper should go over the top instead of under... ha ha ha :D :D :D
Ummmmmm it is over :lightsabe look closer :p Co says its not but i say it is :boxingguy :boxingguy :idea:

bunny 166
11-29-2004, 12:31 PM
Ummmmmm it is over :lightsabe look closer :p Co says its not but i say it is :boxingguy :boxingguy :idea:
You know the Mrs and I are right, or you wouldn't be able to see the front part of the roll---it's going under! Is this a real conversation we're having?? LOL How are you two sweeties?? :wink:

MAINEVENT
11-29-2004, 12:35 PM
We are good and i swear its over :eat:wanna bet :idea: and how are you guys doing

bunny 166
11-29-2004, 12:40 PM
We're doing great , too! Did Co do all the cooking for Thanksgiving or did you go to Grandma's? Sorry for the jack, Topless! PM me if you want, Main :)

Jbb
11-29-2004, 12:41 PM
Manogram.....lol...

topless
11-29-2004, 12:43 PM
We're doing great , too! Did Co do all the cooking for Thanksgiving or did you go to Grandma's? Sorry for the jack, Topless! PM me if you want, Main :)
Is OK, I get jacked all the time. And the tiolet paper roll was probablly changed by a man when he couldn't lift the seat! :D

bunny 166
11-29-2004, 12:47 PM
Is OK, I get jacked all the time. And the tiolet paper roll was probablly changed by a man when he couldn't lift the seat! :Dha ha ha!!! :hammerhea :hammerhea

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 12:56 PM
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This is response to my dearest topless
pic 1...you can't bowl so who cares what your lane looks like
pic 2....when it comes to colors on cars, you couldn't make up your mind with one color
pic3...you can't use the mouse you have now...let alone put makeup on and rightclick at the same time
pic 4...if woman controlled medicine, we wouldn't be going thru all that depressed woman issues or suffering from "cramps" woman should develop a stronger MIDOL...so us guys don't have to deal with YOUR bloating
pic5 Parking spots....don't woman park like that already...lets not forget when us guys go out of our way and park in the north 40 that a woman driving a red or blue car (see pic 1) woould still have to park next to use and cause the door ding cause you were still putting makeup on
pic 6...whats the deal with the f*cking toilet seat...we lift it up why can't you put it down???
pic 7....classic tools for woman...something to throw at me and one to treating me with
hope this covers all of the pics...if I missed one it's because some woman is leering over my shoulder right now b*tching about my spelling!!

Mrs.Racer277
11-29-2004, 01:01 PM
This is response to my dearest topless
pic 1...you can't bowl so who cares what your lane looks like
pic 2....when it comes to colors on cars, you couldn't make up your mind with one color
pic3...you can't use the mouse you have now...let alone put makeup on and rightclick at the same time
pic 4...if woman controlled medicine, we wouldn't be going thru all that depressed woman issues or suffering from "cramps" woman should develop a stronger MIDOL...so us guys don't have to deal with YOUR bloating
pic5 Parking spots....don't woman park like that already...lets not forget when us guys go out of our way and park in the north 40 that a woman driving a red or blue car (see pic 1) woould still have to park next to use and cause the door ding cause you were still putting makeup on
pic 6...whats the deal with the f*cking toilet seat...we lift it up why can't you put it down???
pic 7....classic tools for woman...something to throw at me and one to treating me with
hope this covers all of the pics...if I missed one it's because some woman is leering over my shoulder right now b*tching about my spelling!!
:devil: :yuk: :devil: :yuk:

topless
11-29-2004, 01:03 PM
:devil: :yuk: :devil: :yuk:
Yeah!!!! What she said! :devil:

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 01:06 PM
At MY house the seat will stay up until I need it down!Yeah!!!! What she said! :devil:
or when the models come over then I put it down

topless
11-29-2004, 01:07 PM
At MY house the seat will stay up until I need it down!
or when the models come over then I put it downYou're being bad..........now go to my room!!!! :devil:

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 01:12 PM
You're being bad..........now go to my room!!!! :devil:
Are you gonna give me a spanking...oops better not I'm still bruised from last weekends activities......

topless
11-29-2004, 01:28 PM
Are you gonna give me a spanking...oops better not I'm still bruised from last weekends activities......
So what is it that you're NOT telling me? :jawdrop:

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 01:40 PM
So what is it that you're NOT telling me? :jawdrop:
I don't remember...you see there was this bottle named Patron...it was my good friend till my other friends showed up...everything after that is a blurr :cry:

topless
11-29-2004, 01:40 PM
I don't remember...you see there was this bottle named Patron...it was my good friend till my other friends showed up...everything after that is a blurr :cry:
I don't believe you. :hammer2: :hammer2:

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 01:44 PM
I don't believe you. :hammer2: :hammer2:
I still have the bottle...it's empty but it's there......what you don't trust me now honey...I do miss you!!! :)

topless
11-29-2004, 01:47 PM
I still have the bottle...it's empty but it's there......what you don't trust me now honey...I do miss you!!! :)I bet you tell the models that too! :supp:

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 01:48 PM
I bet you tell the models that too! :supp:
After drinking all that Patron, who knows what I said.. :idea: ..but whatever I said worked!!!! :D :D :D

topless
11-29-2004, 01:55 PM
After drinking all that Patron, who knows what I said.. :idea: ..but whatever I said worked!!!! :D :D :D
You must have had your spies tell the rugby team what to say too. :jawdrop:

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 01:58 PM
You must have had your spies tell the rugby team what to say too. :jawdrop:
Babe as long as you came home happy...I'm happy, horny but happy :rollside:

Boozer
11-29-2004, 02:01 PM
Mom he should never be horny! If he's horny you're not doing your job! So god damnit do your job mom!

HCS
11-29-2004, 02:02 PM
I don't think this would benefit women very much! :jawdrop:
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Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 02:03 PM
Mom he should never be horny! If he's horny you're not doing your job! So god damnit do your job mom!
Tell your mom how it is SON.... by the way,,,I thought you were coming over with those college girls what happened??? :burningm:

topless
11-29-2004, 02:04 PM
Mom he should never be horny! If he's horny you're not doing your job! So god damnit do your job mom!He just gets happy to see me son after the models don't do it right. ;)

Boozer
11-29-2004, 02:08 PM
He just gets happy to see me son after the models don't do it right. ;)
Well maybe if YOU did it right he wouldn't have to see those models. I flaked on him over the weekend but I'll be showing up with a few college girls in the next coupla weeks and when I do we'll have them give you some lessons. They seem to hit the spot so maybe you can learn something?? :confused: :D

topless
11-29-2004, 02:10 PM
Well maybe if YOU did it right he wouldn't have to see those models. I flaked on him over the weekend but I'll be showing up with a few college girls in the next coupla weeks and when I do we'll have them give you some lessons. They seem to hit the spot so maybe you can learn something?? :confused: :DWho do you think taught the boys who taught those college girls? :jawdrop:

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 02:10 PM
Well maybe if YOU did it right he wouldn't have to see those models. I flaked on him over the weekend but I'll be showing up with a few college girls in the next coupla weeks and when I do we'll have them give you some lessons. They seem to hit the spot so maybe you can learn something?? :confused: :D
Thanks son, hey do you need some more college money??? we got to spend it before Mom gets her hands on it......can those college cheerleaders come over dressed as hooter girls again???

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 02:11 PM
Who do you think taught the boys who taught those college girls? :jawdrop:
depends on what you taught the boys???

topless
11-29-2004, 02:11 PM
:hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: Thanks son, hey do you need some more college money??? we got to spend it before Mom gets her hands on it......can those college cheerleaders come over dressed as hooter girls again???

Boozer
11-29-2004, 02:12 PM
Thanks son, hey do you need some more college money??? we got to spend it before Mom gets her hands on it......can those college cheerleaders come over dressed as hooter girls again???
Yes they can but I was thinking next time they come over I was going to have them dress up as french maids.

Unforgiven
11-29-2004, 02:15 PM
Yes they can but I was thinking next time they come over I was going to have them dress up as french maids.
that will work...remember...DON'T TELL YOUR MOM!!

topless
11-29-2004, 02:28 PM
that will work...remember...DON'T TELL YOUR MOM!!
I heard that!!!!!! :(