That rug....

[78Eliminator]

....really tied the room together.

[Jordy]

Did I, sir, piss on your rug?

[BarryMac]

Who's wearing a hairpiece?

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Question: Will Burt Reynolds wear his hairpiece when he plays the part of "Boss Hogg" in the Dukes of Hazzard movie?

[Jordy]

You guys are so off course of the topic of the thread. :hammer2:
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't f uckin' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T F UCKING ROLL!!!! Shomer shabbos!

[rsoscia]

I like your style dude... but why do ya have to cuss so much.....what the f u c k are you talking about

[WaTchTheGelCoat]

Hey man, take it easy, THERES A BEVERAGE HERE!!!!!!!

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

what do you do for recreation?
the usual. bowl, drive around. the occasional acid flashback.

[Jordy]

The Dude: F uck sympathy! I don't need your f uckin' sympathy, man, I need my f ucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

[78Eliminator]

She's my special lady friend!

[Jordy]

Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f ucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

[78Eliminator]

Eight year olds, Dude.

[Jordy]

Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest sex organ.
The Dude: On you maybe.

[78Eliminator]

You mix quite a caucasion Jackie.
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.....

[Jordy]

Oh, and Dude, "Chinaman" is not the prefered nomenclature. Asian American, please.

[78Eliminator]

Get the hell out of Malibu Lebowski. Get the hell out of Malibu you BUM!!!!

[Jordy]

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose!

[Jordy]

Get the hell out of Malibu Lebowski. Get the hell out of Malibu you BUM!!!!
The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
The Dude: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

[78Eliminator]

I can't stand the f ucking Eagles.
Get the f uck out of my cab!!!!! Get the f uck out of my cab!!!!!

[InKahntrol]

Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f ucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
"Jesus..."
"You said it man, nobody f ucks with the Jesus!"

[InKahntrol]

"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber..."

[Froggystyle]

The Dude must abide...

[Blown 472]

I kill your f ucking car.

[Froggystyle]

"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're damn right I'm living in the past!"

[Froggystyle]

"Man in the black pajamas, Dude. A ****ing worthy adversary."

[Froggystyle]

"Nihilists...**** me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...at least it's an ethos..."

[Froggystyle]

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
"Ha ha ha! Wonderful woman! We're all very fond of her, very free spirited!"
"Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred."
"Ha ha! That's marvelous. Our guest has to go."
"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine..."

[Froggystyle]

And my fav...
"You brought the f ucking Pomeranian bowling?"
"I haven't brought it bowling...I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a f ucking beer, it's not taking a f ucking turn..."

[InKahntrol]

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
"Ha ha ha! Wonderful woman! We're all very fond of her, very free spirited!"
"Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred."
"Ha ha! That's marvelous. Our guest has to go."
"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine..."
AWESOME, one of the best quotes of the movie

[78Eliminator]

These are Lebowski children.
Oh, so he's pretty cool with the whole racial thing?

[Blown 472]

I am going to sit here and finish my coffee!

[78Eliminator]

Please see my doctor, he's very thorough.

[Blown 472]

You want a toe, I can get you a toe, hell, I can get you one by three.

[78Eliminator]

Zie pigs und blankets

[Froggystyle]

Thanks to you guys I went and rented it last night. What a great movie. Jeff Bridges is just awesome in it. Same with Goodman.
"Eight year olds Dude..."

[Froggystyle]

"Or "El Dudarino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing..."

[78Eliminator]

I achieved success and without the use of my legs. Some chinaman took them in Korea!

[Jordy]

Thanks to you guys I went and rented it last night. What a great movie. Jeff Bridges is just awesome in it. Same with Goodman.
"Eight year olds Dude..."
I bought it after the first time I saw it. Absolutely hilarious. Watched it when I was going out to Glamis on Thanksgiving. :D