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Jbb
12-07-2004, 07:06 AM
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
"LISTEN UP , DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR ****ING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER****ING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
and, they lived happily ever after.

SSTahoe
12-07-2004, 07:10 AM
Is that the truth..Does this realy happen???? :2purples: ......... :D

Infomaniac
12-07-2004, 07:40 AM
"Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar there are hotties and their friends flashing their boobs".

MissSSTahoe
12-07-2004, 08:49 AM
remind me not to get married :redface:

MRS FLYIN VEE
12-07-2004, 08:52 AM
ROTFLMAO!! can we switch the rolls.. why can't the wifey be at the bar? :notam: :rollside: :smile: :smile: :smile:

MissSSTahoe
12-07-2004, 08:53 AM
I agree!! :) It would be nice to get away once in a while.

MRS FLYIN VEE
12-07-2004, 08:55 AM
I agree!! :) It would be nice to get away once in a while.
yep..where's the nearest bar. :cool:

MissSSTahoe
12-07-2004, 08:55 AM
I have one right across the street im headin there now! :p

MRS FLYIN VEE
12-07-2004, 08:57 AM
I have one right across the street im headin there now! :p
LOL!! :p

SSTahoe
12-07-2004, 09:04 AM
I have one right across the street im headin there now! :p
? 2006?

MsDrmr
12-07-2004, 09:07 AM
remind me not to get married :redface:
was that enough of a reminder :confused:

MRS FLYIN VEE
12-07-2004, 09:09 AM
? 2006?
2005.. git r done. :smile: :cool:

AzLakeLizard
12-07-2004, 09:13 AM
I have one right across the street im headin there now! :p
Go have one for me.. I am stuck behind this dang desk and computer!~ :cry: :p

MissSSTahoe
12-07-2004, 09:13 AM
Yeah and also there is no such thing as happily ever after. Learned that a long time ago.

SSTahoe
12-07-2004, 09:15 AM
:idea:

HCS
12-07-2004, 09:17 AM
She should have got naked and danced on the table. That's what my wife does when I threaten to go to the bar/strip club. :sqeyes:

MissSSTahoe
12-07-2004, 09:22 AM
:idea:
What?

AzLakeLizard
12-07-2004, 09:47 AM
She should have got naked and danced on the table. That's what my wife does when I threaten to go to the bar/strip club. :sqeyes:
Now that is an idea! Your own private Table dance! :jawdrop:
set up the brass pole! :D

HCS
12-07-2004, 09:51 AM
Now that is an idea! Your own private Table dance! :jawdrop:
set up the brass pole! :D
The neighbors do look at me funny when they see the pole in the living room.
They start to reach for their wallets. :D

ROZ
12-07-2004, 11:20 AM
You Tahoes are killin' me :D

MissSSTahoe
12-07-2004, 11:24 AM
im glad someone's enjoying me :p

SSTahoe
12-07-2004, 11:35 AM
im glad someone's enjoying me :p
I will be enjoying you later! :D