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rrrr
12-10-2004, 09:28 AM
I don't believe in reincarnation, but if its true I hope I get reincarnated as a lesbian. That way I can still chase women, but I get to hit from the red tees.
:D :D

Havasu Hangin'
12-10-2004, 09:30 AM
:D
PS- Did I ever tell you my (one and only) golf joke? :idea:

Rock-A-Bye-Baby
12-10-2004, 09:31 AM
i'd like to be reincarnated as Bre's camera!!!

THOR
12-10-2004, 09:32 AM
:D
PS- Did I ever tell you my (one and only) golf joke? :idea:
Let's hear it.

MsDrmr
12-10-2004, 09:32 AM
I am not sure about reincarnation, I guess none of us will know til it happens :confused:

Beautiful Noise
12-10-2004, 09:33 AM
I get but I get to hit from the red tees. :D :D
I heard that you do that now....lol :D

rrrr
12-10-2004, 09:36 AM
I heard that you do that now....lol :D
That's my second shot. :220v: :D

Beautiful Noise
12-10-2004, 09:37 AM
That's my second shot. :220v: :D
LOL.............Damn your Good :rolleyes: :)

jbtrailerjim
12-10-2004, 09:38 AM
I don't think hitting from the red tee's would even improve my game. :notam:

Havasu Hangin'
12-10-2004, 09:43 AM
Let's hear it.
Alright...stop me if you've heard it. :idea:
A guy was starting a round with his wife. As they get to the first tee box, he stats warming up, and she proceeds to the red tees, as she has the honors.
Well, he didn't see her up there, and proceeds to tee off. The ball nails her right in the head, and she drops like a sack of potatoes. He grabs his cell phone, and calls 911. The paramedics show up, and take her to the hospital.
The guy is in the waiting room, and the doctor comes out. He said, "Sir...I have some good news. Your wife will have a headache for awhile, but she's going to be fine."
"Thank god, " said the man, "thanks, doc."
"No problem." said the doc, "However, I have one question. You hit her in the head with the golf ball, right?"
"That's right" the man said.
"Well..." the doc started, "then why did we find a golf ball up her ass?"
"Oh" the man replied, "that was my mulligan."
:D

jbtrailerjim
12-10-2004, 09:48 AM
Alright...stop me if you've heard it. :idea:
A guy was starting a round with his wife. As they get to the first tee box, he stats warming up, and she proceeds to the red tees, as she has the honors.
Well, he didn't see her up there, and proceeds to tee off. The ball nails her right in the head, and she drops like a sack of potatoes. He grabs his cell phone, and calls 911. The paramedics show up, and take her to the hospital.
The guy is in the waiting room, and the doctor comes out. He said, "Sir...I have some good news. Your wife will have a headache for awhile, but she's going to be fine."
"Thank god, " said the man, "thanks, doc."
"No problem." said the doc, "However, I have one question. You hit her in the head with the golf ball, right?"
"That's right" the man said.
"Well..." the doc started, "then why did we find a golf ball up her ass?"
"Oh" the man replied, "that was my mulligan."
:D
LMAO.....That's funny!! :D :D

2sand2
12-10-2004, 10:25 AM
i'd like to be reincarnated as Bre's camera!!!
:D :D :D :D
NOW THATS FUNNY
:eat:

FMluvswater
12-10-2004, 12:29 PM
On a plaque in my Mom's kitchen for years "I didn't belive in reincarnation when I was here before either." That statement puzzled me growing up. :squiggle: :D

RiverOtter
12-10-2004, 12:41 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D No

spectratoad
12-10-2004, 12:50 PM
Sometimes I even make it past the red tees. :eek: :eek:

ratso
12-10-2004, 12:58 PM
...what's a mulligan?