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manuel
12-12-2004, 06:25 PM
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the
bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in
Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings."The bear, very angry now, says, "If
you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of
the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears
in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He
comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." :D

BarryMac
12-12-2004, 06:28 PM
Your right, that was terrible... :)

Kim Hanson
12-12-2004, 06:51 PM
Your right, that was terrible... :)
No shit! In the morning, I use to run like hell so they didn't see me leaving the place ! Go to bed with a ten and wake up to a coyote ugly :D I still have that nightmare to this day, don't drink Mezcal! That shit ,make them look really good! :D ........( . )( . ).........

switchin'addiction
12-12-2004, 09:04 PM
Your right, that was terrible... :)
Yup

Boy Named Sue
12-12-2004, 09:16 PM
No shit! In the morning, I use to run like hell so they didn't see me leaving the place ! Go to bed with a ten and wake up to a coyote ugly :D I still have that nightmare to this day, don't drink Mezcal! That shit ,make them look really good! :D ........( . )( . ).........
So let me get this straight... Kim, you got drunk on Mescal and banged a bear? He probably wanted it doggie style so he wouldn't have to smell your boozy breath! ;)