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hoolign
12-14-2004, 08:01 AM
I don't know what the hell I was dreamin about..and nothin worse than wakin up with "mornin Wood" and not being at home :D :D

hoolign
12-14-2004, 08:20 AM
Don't let it git away Hooli, since Topless isn't close by- go jump a polarbear or whatever you got handy.
Rio
ps. I wasn't comparing Topless to a polarbear-just didn't know what was close by and available up there.
Theres a few wolverines I been keeping tabs on
:D

BarryMac
12-14-2004, 08:34 AM
Hit it with a hammer, then you wont have the problem anymore... :D

Mrs.Racer277
12-14-2004, 08:39 AM
Sounds like you were dreaming of Topless again. :)

MsDrmr
12-14-2004, 09:27 AM
too bad you didn't have anyone there, those are fun... :2purples:

hoolign
12-14-2004, 09:47 AM
Sounds like you were dreaming of Topless again. :)
That was the other night..When I was trying to do her from behind as she was trying to shake me off outside the van
:crossx:

HCS
12-14-2004, 09:49 AM
Hit it with a hammer, then you wont have the problem anymore... :D
You've been hanging around here too much. lmao. :D

hoolign
12-14-2004, 10:07 AM
Hit it with a hammer, then you wont have the problem anymore... :D
You need to watch a bit more SexTV!!!, Not once have I heard the word "hammer" come out of Dr Ruths mouth
:D pliers yes..hammer no! :p

topless
12-14-2004, 10:20 AM
I had a dream about you too Hooligan :D So how bout that giraffe?

BarryMac
12-14-2004, 10:27 AM
You've been hanging around here too much. lmao. :D
That aint no shit...
I've gotta get a real job... :D

hoolign
12-14-2004, 12:05 PM
I had a dream about you too Hooligan :D So how bout that giraffe?
That god damn giraffe I choked him so bad he puked! :jawdrop:

hoolign
12-14-2004, 03:31 PM
funny you should say that, i played in a "big" softball tourney this past weekend in palm springs and one of the teams we "spanked" ( ;) ) was "morning wood" - thought it was a funny name ? keyes
Softball??? what's softball??

cc322
12-15-2004, 03:25 PM
nothin worse than wakin up with "mornin Wood" and not being at home
So what your not at home, just go take care of it. It's only natural to take care of it yourself, right? :confused: please tell me it is :smile:

hoolign
12-16-2004, 01:04 AM
softball is like baseball, but it's for slow fat guys who used to play baseball and won't give it up. :smile: - are you missing a letter in your screen name (hooligan) ???? - keyes
No years ago I had it on a licence plate and you could only use 7 letters!

hoolign
12-16-2004, 01:05 AM
nothin worse than wakin up with "mornin Wood" and not being at home
So what your not at home, just go take care of it. It's only natural to take care of it yourself, right? :confused: please tell me it is :smile:
ahh no..it's illegal in Canada!