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ROZ
12-15-2004, 10:49 AM
A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his
toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout &
having a contest as to who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly
hoisted his beer & said "Here's to spendin' the rest of me life between
the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for best toast of the
night!
He went home & told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for best toast
of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life sittin' in church beside me wife." "Oh
that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly & said, "John won the prize
the other night with a toast about you Mary." She said, "Aye & I was a
bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he
fell asleep & the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come!

Ziggy
12-15-2004, 10:52 AM
:sleeping: :hammerhea :D :D

BarryMac
12-15-2004, 11:14 AM
Good one Roz...
My Usual is...
Here's to your Honor, Once your Honor, Stay Honor...

MsDrmr
12-15-2004, 11:29 AM
:D :D :D thanks, I needed that

topless
12-15-2004, 11:44 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! :crossx:

RiverDave
12-15-2004, 11:46 AM
I only have one toast that I've had for years.. I think I stole it off of some dudes signiature on here actually.. LOL :D
Heres to :
Staying Single
Seeing Double
Sleeping Triple.
RD

ROZ
12-15-2004, 12:58 PM
At the end of a toast I usually throw in, " and may all your children be born naked " :notam:

malibuken
12-15-2004, 01:11 PM
Good one Roz...
My Usual is...
Here's to your Honor, Once your Honor, Stay Honor...
......and don't get off till you get off Honor.

LaveyJet
12-15-2004, 01:13 PM
Good One, :D
:clover:What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? :clover:
One less drunk :jawdrop: :rolleyes:

LaveyJet
12-15-2004, 01:14 PM
......and don't get off till you get off Honor.
and if you don't come in her come Honor :confused:

Lake Ape
12-15-2004, 01:18 PM
Best Bad Joke:
Why did they have to cancel Driver's education and Sex education in Mexico?
The donkey died!
Really bad I know, but for some reason it still gets me!

78Eliminator
12-15-2004, 01:23 PM
I only have one toast that I've had for years.. I think I stole it off of some dudes signiature on here actually.. LOL :D
Heres to :
Staying Single
Seeing Double
Sleeping Triple.
RD
So I take it that you already broke up with your girlfriend? ;) :D

lucky
12-15-2004, 01:48 PM
a guy gets divorced and remarried to a beautiful blonde model - its the sons birthday and dad askes "son what do you want for your b day ?"
a= Dad i wanta watch
dads reply - it's ok with me - but let me ask your step mom first !!! :D