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SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 09:18 AM
I want to get the oil in my 500 changed, but I dont want to take to the shop can you help?????

jackpunx
12-20-2004, 09:22 AM
I want to get the oil in my 500 changed, but I dont want to take to the shop can you help?????
sure.. there is a big bolt under the motor's.. just un screw it .. You should be fine :D

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 09:22 AM
I want to get the oil in my 500 changed, but I dont want to take to the shop can you help?????
Sure, I'll be right there! Get the JACK DANIELS OUT MOFO!! :D

HCS
12-20-2004, 09:23 AM
Don't forget to buy some oil. :)

jackpunx
12-20-2004, 09:24 AM
Don't forget to buy some oil. :)
Just run it with out.. I heard less friction will make you go faster :220v:

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 09:48 AM
get out the duct tape, this outta be good....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1112003_0110DRII0007_1_.JPG

IN2MX
12-20-2004, 09:50 AM
Bring it over Pimpin', I'll help you do it. Piece of cake!

RiverOtter
12-20-2004, 09:51 AM
sure.. there is a big bolt under the motor's.. just un screw it .. You should be fine :D
And after you un screw that bolt. Rev the motors up to 5,000 rpm's or so for about 10 minutes. That should do the trick :D

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 09:53 AM
Don't forget to buy some oil. :)The JACK is for the engines. Those BIATCHES can drink!!

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 09:56 AM
get out the duct tape, this outta be good....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1112003_0110DRII0007_1_.JPG
I cant you used it on you light
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Picture_004-med.jpg

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 09:57 AM
sure.. there is a big bolt under the motor's.. just un screw it .. You should be fine :D
i need a skinny person for that

bunny 166
12-20-2004, 09:59 AM
I'm skinny :D

LHC30Victory
12-20-2004, 10:00 AM
Wasn't there a pic from the Dam Run showing how Mel changes his oil " on the fly?" :rollside:

SCUBA STEVE
12-20-2004, 10:00 AM
I cant you used it on you light
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Picture_004-med.jpg
lmfao!!! :hammer2: :D

jackpunx
12-20-2004, 10:01 AM
i need a skinny person for that
On a serious note.. You should bring it in.. get your impeller changed Water seperators done and your drives serviced at the same time.. Dont go messing around and skip that to save a few bucks there big baller..
Just take Playa's bail money.. :rollside:

SCUBA STEVE
12-20-2004, 10:02 AM
I'm skinny :D
Can't argue with that. :D

jackpunx
12-20-2004, 10:02 AM
I'm skinny :D
yea.. but your under arrest right now.. :D

HCS
12-20-2004, 10:06 AM
yea.. but your under arrest right now.. :D
Put her incarceration.

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 10:07 AM
Wasn't there a pic from the Dam Run showing how Mel changes his oil " on the fly?" :rollside:
This is what happened when he tried to check the oil, Can you imagine if he tries to change the oil
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1020044.JPG

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 10:07 AM
On a serious note.. You should bring it in.. get your impeller changed Water seperators done and your drives serviced at the same time.. Dont go messing around and skip that to save a few bucks there big baller..
Just take Playa's bail money.. :rollside:
It wouldn't be the first time!

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 10:09 AM
I'm skinny :D
Depends on where you're looking :D

dicudmore
12-20-2004, 10:12 AM
On a serious note.. You should bring it in.. get your impeller changed Water seperators done and your drives serviced at the same time.. Dont go messing around and skip that to save a few bucks there big baller..
Just take Playa's bail money.. :rollside:
Can't put any $$$ in it, its for sale :wink:

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 10:14 AM
last time Sya asked PLya to tie off a bouy he just hung around
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111playa_docking.jpg

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 10:14 AM
This is what happened when he tried to check the oil, Can you imagine if he tries to change the oil
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1020044.JPG
lets not forgot the rookie (kilr) who started the motor with the sticks wide open and burned out my impeller. I hope your next boat has one engine :hammerhea

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 10:16 AM
last time Sya asked PLya to tie off a bouy he just hung around
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111playa_docking.jpg
That's was the fastes way to keep the boat from hitting the doc :2purples:

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 10:17 AM
I'm skinny :D
yes you are, :D

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 10:18 AM
lets not forgot the rookie (kilr) who started the motor with the sticks wide open and burned out my impeller. I hope your next boat has one engine :hammerhea
if you didnt have this garbage for BLUE motors it wouldnt have happened, next time by MERCURY
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1040131.JPG

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 10:27 AM
thats ok because you have a 30,000 bar
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/16172004_0919Image0016.JPG

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 10:32 AM
you need to spend more time off the forums, maybe this fine lady wont need these to keep her happy when Plya and myself are gone
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/16161271111P1010133.jpg

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 10:37 AM
if you didnt have this garbage for BLUE motors it wouldnt have happened, next time by MERCURY
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1040131.JPG
from the s**t eating grin on your face, you look happy
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/16162003_0110DRII0020.JPG
you dont get that feeling from weed eater motors

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 10:44 AM
where are you at I'm loaded today Kilr, do you want to see the 3 brothers dressed alike in there nice shorts LMAO

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 10:47 AM
Im at home yelling at the dogs..... :eek:

SCUBA STEVE
12-20-2004, 10:52 AM
Oh sh*t this is funny! :D Miguel seems like you need to step off. SYA is on fire today. :cool: :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 10:59 AM
Oh sh*t this is funny! :D Miguel seems like you need to step off. SYA is on fire today. :cool: :D
thats right looks to me like the Shockwave needed some work
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1616AMDR_94.jpg

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 11:06 AM
Actually I was looking for some oil , so you could get that dildo out of your AZZ :lightsabe , that Yvonne put there.... :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 11:09 AM
I GUESS I CAN PUT AWAY MY SIX SHOOTER NOW LAW AND ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED TO THE SAND BOX AND KILR IS WHERE HE BELONGS
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616ar-thumb.gif
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/jail.gif

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 11:17 AM
Actually I was looking for some oil , so you could get that dildo out of your AZZ :lightsabe , that Yvonne put there.... :D
I think you got the AZZ mixed up, check yours for the toys
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1617KT_attacked_by_animals-med.JPG

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 11:17 AM
On top of the game as usual.
:coffeycup

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 11:23 AM
looks to me like you spend to much time on you back sleeping and not taking care of Yvonne WTF
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1617KT_attacked_by_animals-med.JPG
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1617AKillerLakerFan.JPG
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/16172004_1009AMDRII0008.JPG
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616AMDR_2.jpg

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 11:30 AM
If you know the JOB is too big, don't even attempt to work on it :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 11:36 AM
Thats ok we will take care of her
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1010034-med.JPG
looks like yvonne just told Plya, Kilrs d**k is about as big as my finger nail can you help me out, PLya says why sure
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Picture_485.jpg

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 11:37 AM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616ar-thumb.gif

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 11:40 AM
Thats ok we will take care of her
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1010034-med.JPG
looks like yvonne just told Plya, Kilrs d**k is about as big as my finger nail can you help me out, PLya says why sure
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Picture_485.jpg
You know how we do it!

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 11:46 AM
She just posed with you guys to help SHAKE THAT AZZ image you FELLA's have, Dont know why?
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111111550DSC03155-small.jpg

IN2MX
12-20-2004, 11:53 AM
She just posed with you guys to help SHAKE THAT AZZ image you FELLA's have, Dont know why?
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111111550DSC03155-small.jpg
Looks like with all those GUYS on your boat, shouldn't be too hard for you to find someone who knows how to change your oil. :eek: :D

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 12:00 PM
She just posed with you guys to help SHAKE THAT AZZ image you FELLA's have, Dont know why?
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111111550DSC03155-small.jpg
That's not sayin much CAPTAIN STABBIN!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/16161132boat2.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616kilr.jpg
[http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1616AMDR_61.jpg

IN2MX
12-20-2004, 12:03 PM
Rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d :d :d :d

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 12:03 PM
Looks like with all those GUYS on your boat, shouldn't be too hard for you to find someone who knows how to change your oil. :eek: :D
ROTFLMAO
I heard their speciality is LUBE JOBShttp://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/sex2.gif

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:06 PM
ROTFLMAO
I heard their speciality is LUBE JOBShttp://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/sex2.gif
you need to stop before I bring out the big guns :hammerhea

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:08 PM
ROTFLMAO
I heard their speciality is LUBE JOBShttp://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/sex2.gif
sorry thats is your job remember the peanut butter
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/16162066IMG_0103.JPG

IN2MX
12-20-2004, 12:09 PM
I want to get the oil in my 500 changed, but I dont want to take to the shop can you help?????
I rescind my offer.....I didnt know you were speaking in CODES.....I should have known when you didnt want to take it to the shop..... :jawdrop:

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 12:09 PM
you need to stop before I bring out the big guns :hammerhea
hey we ahve already seen HOSS's pecker we dont need to see yours :hammer2:

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 12:12 PM
I rescind my offer.....I didnt know you were speaking in CODES.....I should have known when you didnt want to take it to the shop..... :jawdrop:
he will use Crisco on you, it works great :rolleyes:

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:12 PM
I rescind my offer.....I didnt know you were speaking in CODES.....I should have known when you didnt want to take it to the shop..... :jawdrop:
oooo I see how you are, tring to help out Kilr

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 12:12 PM
ROTFLMAO
I heard their speciality is LUBE JOBShttp://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/sex2.gif
Get it right, it's hose jobs http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1617iconsex-churnit_1_.gif not Lube jobs...recognize these??
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616toys.JPG

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:14 PM
hey we ahve already seen HOSS's pecker we dont need to see yours :hammer2:
there is a pill you can take for that :hammerhea

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 12:17 PM
Get it right, it's hose jobs http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1617iconsex-churnit_1_.gif not Lube jobs...recognize these??
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616toys.JPG
KILR...How do you get the Peanut Butter to stay on that glass?? :2purples:

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 12:17 PM
Get it right, it's hose jobs http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1617iconsex-churnit_1_.gif not Lube jobs...recognize these??
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616toys.JPG
Are you ordering that one PLYA, Damn you order one more and you get a free one....
You know for ever 10 you buy you get a free one, That will be your 3rd free one this month.... ;)

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:22 PM
now who looks like that get glass put up their AZZZZZ
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/161616171917829116_1677_1_1_.jpg

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:24 PM
DID THIS
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/16161617KT_attck_by_animals_2-med.jpg
lead to this
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Picture_054-med.jpg
which lead to this
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/16161616DCP_0720.jpg
WTF so it aint so
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/161616171_4_101_1_-thumb.gif[/QUOTE]

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 12:27 PM
What is that last picture.
Are you saying cuz, Mrs Killer gave Plya a kiss on the check he went STRAIGHT.
I see whats up SYA is mad, cuz his firsat mate left him for a woman. Who is that in the bed with Plya...

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:28 PM
What is that last picture.
Are you saying cuz, Mrs Killer gave Plya a kiss on the check he went STRAIGHT.
I see whats up SYA is mad, cuz his firsat mate left him for a woman. Who is that in the bed with Plya...
what are you saying, have yvonne type for you LMAO

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 12:31 PM
what are you saying, have yvonne type for you LMAO
he is so mad and heart broken that PLYA left him, he cant even read now,
i can send a trick over for you if you want for x-mas....

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:34 PM
What is that last picture.
Are you saying cuz, Mrs Killer gave Plya a kiss on the check he went STRAIGHT.
I see whats up SYA is mad, cuz his firsat mate left him for a woman. Who is that in the bed with Plya...
Hay Kilr open your eyes WTF
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1616HAL24.jpg

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 12:37 PM
I was pretending it was
LOREN SANCHEZ

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:38 PM
he is so mad and heart broken that PLYA left him, he cant even read now,
i can send a trick over for you if you want for x-mas....
OOOOO please you know better then that, you just keep buying new cars and boats to keep Yvonne, anyway how are my kids mmmmmor maybe they are plyas
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Picture_054-med.jpg

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:39 PM
I was pretending it was
LOREN SANCHEZ
thats ok cause yvonne was thinking of me WTF :devil:

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 12:41 PM
now who looks like that get glass put up their AZZZZZ
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/161616171917829116_1677_1_1_.jpg
The reason Kilr is holdiing up a number one is because that is how many of those glass rockets with a little peanut butter (crunchy mind you) it took to turn him out. Here's how the story goes...just to help everyone uderstand
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1779Miguel4-med.jpg
to this
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1617KT_attacked_by_animals-med.JPG
Next it was this
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1010034-med.JPG
and then the intoduction to these two
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616toys.JPG
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/16162066IMG_0103.JPG
So he ended up like this
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/161616171917829116_1677_1_1_.jpg
Boy was somebody thankful
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Picture_054-med.jpg
:) :crossx:

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:43 PM
Rotflmao

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 12:45 PM
That was a good one PLYA, I :cool: got smoked on that one

rrrr
12-20-2004, 12:47 PM
LMAO Plya.... :D :D

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 12:48 PM
That was a good one PLYA, I :cool: got smoked on that one
I gotta rough you up a little, I haven't been here in a while. I GOTTA A SUPRISE FOR YA! WAIL TILL X_MAS!!! :eek:

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:48 PM
That was a good one PLYA, I :cool: got smoked on that one
DONT MESS WITH BEAUMONT :boxingguy

SCUBA STEVE
12-20-2004, 12:50 PM
wtf is this Kilr? rotflmfao! :cool: Miguel you lost this one just like UCLA lost again to USC! :p
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1617KT_attacked_by_animals-med.JPG
Not to self... don't pass out! :rollside:

SCUBA STEVE
12-20-2004, 12:51 PM
I gotta rough you up a little, I haven't been here in a while. I GOTTA A SUPRISE FOR YA! WAIL TILL X_MAS!!! :eek:
I hope it doesnt invovle peanut butter. :hammerhea

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 12:52 PM
wtf is this Kilr? rotflmfao! :cool: Miguel you lost this one just like UCLA lost again to USC! :p
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1617KT_attacked_by_animals-med.JPG
Not to self... don't pass out! :rollside:
what I want to know is who is that guy in the bed with him WTF is really going on here

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 12:57 PM
I hope it doesnt invovle peanut butter. :hammerhea
This stuff is a LITTLE THICKER :2purples:

SCUBA STEVE
12-20-2004, 01:07 PM
This stuff is a LITTLE THICKER :2purples:
Too much info. :rollside:
SYA, it's probably some UCLA fan next to him. lol :cool:

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 01:13 PM
now that Kilr got b*t*h slapped and put in his place, I still need info on the oil change

SCUBA STEVE
12-20-2004, 01:19 PM
now that Kilr got b*t*h slapped and put in his place, I still need info on the oil change
lmao... I think this thread got hijacked! :D

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 01:41 PM
Too much info. :rollside:
SYA, it's probably some UCLA fan next to him. lol :cool:
Alright SCUBA, Dont make me break out the BLUE suit ON YOUR AZZ

SCUBA STEVE
12-20-2004, 01:52 PM
Alright SCUBA, Dont make me break out the BLUE suit ON YOUR AZZ
Blue suit? Whatcha talking about Willis? :hammerhea ;)

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 01:57 PM
lmao... I think this thread got hijacked! :D
I know I tried to get some info so I can change my oil and my boat b*t*h come out here with this s**t, oooooo but let me get on him when hes over on cats and tunnels trying to fit in,

SCUBA STEVE
12-20-2004, 02:01 PM
I know I tried to get some info so I can change my oil and my boat b*t*h come out here with this s**t, oooooo but let me get on him when hes over on cats and tunnels trying to fit in,
That guy can't fit in anywhere. lol :argue: :p

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 02:03 PM
well now that kilr has been beat down, looks like IN-MX needs to get a dose of shut the f**k-up when men are dueling :boxingguy

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 02:09 PM
dont cry I wont beat you to bad
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1779Memorial_Weekend_04_006.jpg

PlyaPlya22
12-20-2004, 02:28 PM
dont cry I wont beat you to bad
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1779Memorial_Weekend_04_006.jpg
It already looks like he gotta "SCUBA SHOT" in the lip!!

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 03:33 PM
Damn I leave for an hour and IN-2MX has lot his Balls,
What did SYA pirate take them.....

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 03:59 PM
Damn I leave for an hour and IN-2MX has lot his Balls,
What did SYA pirate take them.....
you know how I do it, only big dogs get off the porch :crossx:

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 04:00 PM
he is trying his damnest to ruin it hard with the big dogs

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
12-20-2004, 04:04 PM
well he took is beating well http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1616twak.gif

SHOTKALLIN
12-20-2004, 05:22 PM
This is the funniest thread since the Commander thread. You guys crack me The F Up!!! thanks for making the work day go by. SYA how much is the oil change?

Kilrtoy
12-20-2004, 05:25 PM
This is the funniest thread since the Commander thread. You guys crack me The F Up!!! thanks for making the work day go by. SYA how much is the oil change?
her just leaves the caps off and lets the oil run out..... :rolleyes:

cola
12-20-2004, 07:08 PM
Mel, I have my oil pump here in Ca. I do my 500 all the time 8 qts of Mobil 1 & a filter X 2 for you & your done. You only need to do the sea pump annually & the drives @ 30 to 50 hrs. The fuel filters are easy also. Let me know if you need a hand. I live in the 909 also. I know white trash but I'am happy. :cool:
Late, Mike

Phat Matt
03-13-2005, 03:32 PM
Might as well bump this shit. :D

SHOTKALLIN
03-13-2005, 03:38 PM
stirring the pot :coffeycup

IN2-IN2MX
03-13-2005, 03:45 PM
Might as well bump this shit. :D
:eek: :220v: :skull: :hammerhea

Kilrtoy
03-13-2005, 03:50 PM
Lucky Matt bumped this thread, I have some secret pics im just waiting to but On SYA........ :jawdrop:

MRS FLYIN VEE
03-13-2005, 03:58 PM
matt.. what do you think..
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/502/71937593djdog.gif

Kilrtoy
03-13-2005, 04:02 PM
Think he is pretty buff up top but really skinny down below

Dr. Eagle
03-13-2005, 04:57 PM
Sure, I'll be right there! Get the JACK DANIELS OUT MOFO!! :D
Dooooooooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: