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Jordy
01-11-2005, 05:37 PM
VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!!
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9160&stc=1
Pedro's skills:
Well, he has a sweet bike. And he's really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus he's like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

Slider
01-11-2005, 05:40 PM
Redro for prez

JetBoatRich
01-11-2005, 05:40 PM
I missed it :idea: who is Pedro :idea:

Jordy
01-11-2005, 05:41 PM
This is Pedro:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9161&stc=1
:D

Slider
01-11-2005, 05:42 PM
The dude looks stoned

Jordy
01-11-2005, 05:43 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9162&stc=1

diggler
01-11-2005, 05:46 PM
I saw this last night and laughed my ass off :D

Jordy
01-11-2005, 05:48 PM
It's a Liger.
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9163&stc=1
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
I saw it New Years Day, after alot of beer. Haven't decided if it's really that funny, or I laughed because of the brain cells I was killing watching it. :D

Slider
01-11-2005, 05:54 PM
It's going to be a classic.My son said it was better than "Dude wheres my car"So i just had to see it ?.

Jordy
01-11-2005, 05:58 PM
It's going to be a classic.My son said it was better than "Dude wheres my car"So i just had to see it ?.
Not holding it to a very high standard of comparison there. I'd agree. I could only make it though about 10 minutes of Dude, I'm glad I didn't pay to see this movie. :D

slowinhavasu
01-11-2005, 06:41 PM
One vote for Pedro.....

Excessive Force
01-11-2005, 06:44 PM
Friggin idiot!

Jordy
01-11-2005, 06:50 PM
Friggin idiot!
Who? :confused:

Slider
01-11-2005, 06:52 PM
:cry: Napoleon :argue:

Jordy
01-11-2005, 06:53 PM
:cry: Napoleon :argue:
OK, just checking. :D

VEGASBABY
01-11-2005, 06:56 PM
NAPOLEON: Gosh Kip why did you have to eat all the chips?
Kip: Dont be jealous because Ive been chatting with hot babes on line all day. We both know Im training to be a cage fighter!
I have a teenager at home who can quote the movie verbatem.

Slider
01-11-2005, 06:57 PM
Same here.

Havasu Doug
01-11-2005, 07:01 PM
I like how Pedro had a pinata made to look like Summer. :D

Havasu Doug
01-11-2005, 07:03 PM
Lafawnduh :D

TOBTEK
01-11-2005, 07:06 PM
" I believe the defect to be bleach"....thats correct "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Summers boyfriend's facial expressions were the best! turning the Friendley hands concert.....classic
this WILL BE a cult film for sure!

JetBoatRich
01-11-2005, 07:58 PM
What is the show called? I know I saw the commercial :rolleyes: but cannot recall the rest

78Eliminator
01-11-2005, 08:00 PM
Vote for Pedro, he will make "all of your wildest dreams come true."

Jordy
01-11-2005, 08:09 PM
Vote for Pedro, he will make "all of your wildest dreams come true."
Pedro offers you his protection. :D
You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
:hammerhea

Slider
01-11-2005, 08:17 PM
I like your sleeves

Jordy
01-11-2005, 08:24 PM
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Slider
01-11-2005, 08:25 PM
Either you are sick or you have that dvd on all the time.LOL

Jordy
01-11-2005, 08:30 PM
Either you are sick or you have that dvd on all the time.LOL
Actually, I only saw it one time. I just have the skills to find obscure stuff. :cool:

mbrown2
01-11-2005, 08:40 PM
Great thread....some of those quotes from the movie kill me....had to watch it about 5 times one weekend.....find new s h i t with each viewing...
Pretty good for some Mormons who did not spend alot to make it..

Debbolas
01-11-2005, 08:42 PM
That movie was too funny..........."You Suck!" when that guy squished his tater tots in his pocket.............LOL
(at least I think that is what he said, I've only seen it once) :D

HEDJUG
01-12-2005, 04:21 AM
"Cause I can do whatever I want, GOSH!"
The greatest pickup line ever-
"I see that you are drinking 2% milk, what do you think that you are fat"

Powerquestboy
01-12-2005, 07:14 AM
Has anyone watched the movie all the way through to the credits and seen Kip and Lafendahs wedding. It took us several times watching it before we knew it was there. Its hillarious.

HEDJUG
01-12-2005, 07:17 AM
How many of you know a real life Uncle Rico. "Back in 82..."

Jordy
01-12-2005, 07:17 AM
The greatest pickup line ever-
"I see that you are drinking 1% milk, what do you think that you are fat"
It's only the greatest pickup line if you follow up with:
'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
:D

Powerquestboy
01-12-2005, 07:25 AM
It's only the greatest pickup line if you follow up with:
:D
Then you add:
I've got your junk in my locker and I need you to get it out because I cant even fit my numchucks in it.

TOBTEK
01-12-2005, 09:48 AM
" TINA eat your food , you fat lard"
" you got like three feet of air that time".....Did anyone notice when they zoom in on him at this point, He has about a three foot spider web hanging off the top of his head? ....what DORK! :)

AvengerBabe
01-12-2005, 10:21 AM
Dood, that movie is hilarious! LOVE IT

RexRathburn
01-12-2005, 10:47 AM
I watched this movie sober and it sucked. Maybe I should rent it again and get hammered before I watch it...think that'll help? :hammerhea

RiverDave
01-12-2005, 11:15 AM
You know I guess I don't have the mental capacity to understand the humour of that movie?
I rented it and watched about 75% of it on fastforward.. To be perfectly honest I thought it was the most retarded thing I had watched to date?
To make things even more retarded, I'm most likely going to go rent it again now.. and sit all the way through it just in case I missed something funny along the way?
RD

Powerquestboy
01-12-2005, 11:25 AM
definitley have a few beers before you watch it and you will pick up more. There are just some funny 80's lines and behavior that reminds you of Junior high/ High school depending on how old you are. Its one of those movies you need to see a few times to really enjoy it, but definitely after a few drinks.

Newcastle
01-13-2005, 12:46 AM
You guys are killing me with this thread. I just saw it a week ago and had to watch it 3 times in 2 days. Laughed every time.
'Go get your own tots! I haven't eaten anything like all day- (squish) Gross!!!'
For those who are planning to see it. Pay attention to the pictures around the living room of Kip and Napoleon. They're classic poses.

Danhercules
01-13-2005, 07:55 AM
"You ever take it on sick jumps?"
"Can I try it real quick?"
I love his moon boots. I had a pair way back when.

Her454
01-13-2005, 09:27 AM
You know I guess I don't have the mental capacity to understand the humour of that movie?
I rented it and watched about 75% of it on fastforward.. To be perfectly honest I thought it was the most retarded thing I had watched to date?
To make things even more retarded, I'm most likely going to go rent it again now.. and sit all the way through it just in case I missed something funny along the way?
RD
Im with RD here.....I got to the point where he was wrestling around on the ground with his perverted Uncle for passing out fliers...and I couldnt take it anymore. My daughter was pissed because I didnt sit through the whole thing......she can also quote this stupid thing ver batim....now I'm going to have to go back and finish it I guess...the only humor I did see was when he jumped the bike and wracked his still forming masculinity.....
oh well................
:rollside:

Jordy
01-13-2005, 09:30 AM
the only humor I did see was when he jumped the bike and wracked his still forming masculinity.....
You would find that funny. :eek:

TOBTEK
01-13-2005, 10:27 AM
did anyone pick up on the theme from the "A" team when they were putting up election signs....?

Screaming Pete
01-13-2005, 11:20 AM
How about the cheese pile that keeps growing, or the food on her face that keeps moving around

Mrs. H20Advantage
01-13-2005, 04:10 PM
The first time I saw this I expected it to be a real movie with a real plot. About half way through, I realized that it's just a bunch of tales of a semi-retarded kid and his semi-retarded family and friends living a very goofy life.
Once I came to grips with that fact, I actually enjoyed the movie.
I also have a teenage daughter that can quote just about every line in the movie.
p.s. She pointed several mistakes in the quotes presented in this thread! :sqeyes:

Mrs. H20Advantage
01-13-2005, 04:22 PM
Mrs. H20Advantage's teenage daughter here......
Nepolion: hi, is Grandma there?
Kip: no, shes getting her hair done.
Nepoleon:well can you tell her to pick me up.
Kip: whats the problem?
Nepoleon: i don't feel good..... well can you come get me?
Kip: no im really busy right now. (looks at nachos)
Nepoleon: well can you do me a favor then? can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip:no Nepoleon.
Nepoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!!!!
Kip:bye(hung up)
Nepoleon: gosh!!....Idiot!!! :smile: LOL!!

Jordy
01-13-2005, 04:25 PM
Mrs. H20Advantage's teenage daughter here......
Nepolion: hi, is Grandma there?
Kip: no, shes getting her hair done.
Nepoleon:well can you tell her to pick me up.
Kip: whats the problem?
Nepoleon: i don't feel good..... well can you come get me?
Kip: no im really busy right now. (looks at nachos)
Nepoleon: well can you do me a favor then? can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip:no Nepoleon.
Nepoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!!!!
Kip:bye(hung up)
Nepoleon: gosh!!....Idiot!!! :smile: LOL!!
OK, since we're nitpicking:
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!
;)

Slider
01-13-2005, 04:28 PM
yOU ARE A VERY SICK MAN?

Jordy
01-13-2005, 04:29 PM
yOU ARE A VERY SICK MAN?
Not at all. As I said before, I just know where to find dumb stuff on the internet. Memorable quotes from movies being one of them. ;)

Slider
01-13-2005, 04:31 PM
cRAP MY SON KNOWS ALL THE LINES BUT YOU GOT IT DOWN.lol

Jordy
01-13-2005, 04:35 PM
cRAP MY SON KNOWS ALL THE LINES BUT YOU GOT IT DOWN.lol
What is there to get down? I just cut and paste. Do you really think I'd take the time to listen to the movie and type it all out??? The answer is no. It's a website, any movie you want, memorable quotes, plot (or lack of), actors, and more than you'd probably care to know. Got it? :D

Danhercules
01-13-2005, 05:54 PM
I have got to learn that dance. I think thats the best part.

Slider
01-13-2005, 06:29 PM
Just one more to add to your collection of moves?