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JB in so cal
01-11-2005, 07:14 PM
:confused: there was just a levitra commercial on in the background; "if you have an erection for MORE than 4 hours, contact your doctor???" I guess you could give these to male Retirement Home patients, so they don't roll out of bed...
Crud!

BarryMac
01-11-2005, 07:19 PM
My wife told me too call and get the free sample, she said she could ride it for at least four hours, I called BS on her ass...

Mandelon
01-11-2005, 07:23 PM
NO, dude. Its true. :devil:

XtrmWakeborder
01-11-2005, 07:24 PM
My wife told me too call and get the free sample, she said she could ride it for at least four hours, I called BS on her ass...
WIN/WIN?!

phebus
01-11-2005, 07:27 PM
:confused: there was just a levitra commercial on in the background; "if you have an erection for MORE than 4 hours, contact your doctor???" I guess you could give these to male Retirement Home patients, so they don't roll out of bed...
Crud!
You could use it for a kickstand when your done!! :2purples:

coolchange
01-11-2005, 07:27 PM
Marketing genius

JB in so cal
01-11-2005, 07:28 PM
Blue Steel.... Cat couldn't scratch it!

Boatcop
01-11-2005, 07:32 PM
I think they mean if it lasts for more than 4 hours to get medical attention......
For the WOMAN!

phebus
01-11-2005, 07:34 PM
After 4 hours, it will be whittled down to a toothpick. :eek:

Boy Named Sue
01-11-2005, 07:34 PM
When I was 20 that would have been a quickie.
Now she calls it whiskey ****.

phebus
01-11-2005, 07:35 PM
I think that is a misprint. They mean after 4 hors, consult a doctor.

bordsmnj
01-11-2005, 07:37 PM
4 hours?? that IS medical ATTENTION!

Kilrtoy
01-11-2005, 07:42 PM
After 4 hours, I dont think there would be enough blood in the brain to make an informed phone call

JB in so cal
01-11-2005, 07:48 PM
For some reason, that scene in Indiana Jones where the guys are melting, and their cheeks are caving in; I'm having a visual...

Sportin' Wood
01-11-2005, 07:50 PM
4 hours is abnormal? :lightsabe
Props Mandy that was a great comeback I have beer in my keyboard thankyou.
Sportin' Wood.

NashvilleBound
01-11-2005, 07:51 PM
OK...let me help you here....if you do get the 4 hour kickstand~~~ they have to take a needle and drain the blood from Big Jim and the Twins. Thats how they get you to "settle down". they say it happens to guys that take it and dont need it....but the odds are still miniscule..... enjoy.
Did that help??

JB in so cal
01-11-2005, 07:55 PM
:jawdrop: :eek:

73kona455
01-11-2005, 08:06 PM
OK...let me help you here....if you do get the 4 hour kickstand~~~ they have to take a needle and drain the blood from Big Jim and the Twins. Thats how they get you to "settle down". they say it happens to guys that take it and dont need it....but the odds are still miniscule..... enjoy.
Did that help??
that would be a BIG OUCH............ :220v: :220v: :220v: :eek: :eek: :eek:

BarryMac
01-11-2005, 08:36 PM
NO, dude. Its true. :devil:
No wonder she always smiles when I mention your name... :) :cry: :)

Mandelon
01-11-2005, 08:41 PM
Yah, you're tellin me........I still hear it now...four hours of..."is it in yet, is it in yet??" :messedup:

Boy Named Sue
01-11-2005, 08:54 PM
Is 4 hrs. a long time? I know it starts to ache after 2-6 hrs. but that is from abrasion. What the hell boys? I must have good circulation or a wild imagination.

Mandelon
01-11-2005, 09:00 PM
My G/F and I did it 9 times one day, just to see if we could. I had scabs from the friction....course after 15 years with my wife, 9 times in a month is good. :frown:

Boy Named Sue
01-11-2005, 09:11 PM
My G/F and I did it 9 times one day, just to see if we could. I had scabs from the friction....course after 15 years with my wife, 9 times in a month is good. :frown:
I checked the records and on Oct 30, 1987 I shot a hole in one six times, never to be approached again. My god Mandelon, you are an animal.

IN2MX
01-11-2005, 09:18 PM
My G/F and I did it 9 times one day, just to see if we could. I had scabs from the friction....course after 15 years with my wife, 9 times in a month is good. :frown:
ROOKIE.....Jessi and I have done it 9 times already and are on the 10th time, CURRENTLY.....
iz gitten herd tto tipe!!! ! !!!11

PHOTOGLOU
01-11-2005, 09:22 PM
Levitra shlimitra................. 4 hours is no problem if she can handle it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kilrtoy
01-11-2005, 09:22 PM
ROOKIE.....Jessi and I have done it 9 times already and are on the 10th time, CURRENTLY.....
iz gitten herd tto tipe!!! ! !!!11
And to think they just had there one year anniversary,
That is once every 6 WEEKS

4-B
01-11-2005, 09:24 PM
OK...let me help you here....if you do get the 4 hour kickstand~~~ they have to take a needle and drain the blood from Big Jim and the Twins. Thats how they get you to "settle down". they say it happens to guys that take it and dont need it....but the odds are still miniscule..... enjoy.
Did that help??
Needles... :supp: have to drain blood... :( I think I'll stay with the old-fashion way... porn and a little booze :D

Boy Named Sue
01-11-2005, 09:26 PM
ROOKIE.....Jessi and I have done it 9 times already and are on the 10th time, CURRENTLY.....
iz gitten herd tto tipe!!! ! !!!11
B-day 4-12-76. Times a wasting! Hit that before ur old like us!

XtrmWakeborder
01-11-2005, 09:41 PM
4 minutes and i'm asleep....wait did i just say that? lol!