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superdave013
04-19-2006, 01:43 PM
what a fruit loop

Kilrtoy
04-19-2006, 01:44 PM
DId she moan or make noises,
more important does she moan during sex...

RiverOtter
04-19-2006, 01:52 PM
I'll bet she moaned, rolled her eyes, puked, and dry heaved when Tom ate the Pladenta http://www.sowal.com/bb/images/smilies/puke.gif

MKEELINE
04-19-2006, 02:03 PM
The other white meat.

AZKC
04-19-2006, 02:34 PM
They had that on this am on morning radio here in town, I was getting ready to hurl :yuk: They said people go to some special store and buy it also. Cindy Crawford froze hers and had a party later with it as an entree :yuk:

HOT ROD HOOLIGAN
04-19-2006, 03:08 PM
Do people really eat that nasty chit??? Thats f-n nasty. :yuk:

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-19-2006, 03:23 PM
why would you eat it. Are you suppose to see visions . :yuk: That is just NASTY.. does anyone know the purpose of eatting that. It looks like the blob :yuk: :yuk:

Jordy
04-19-2006, 03:27 PM
If anyone in the vicinity of Tom and the placenta were smart they'd strangle him with the it and put the world out of his misery. :D :D :D

JB in so cal
04-19-2006, 03:28 PM
why would you eat it. Are you suppose to see visions . :yuk: That is just NASTY.. does anyone know the purpose of eatting that. It looks like the blob :yuk: :yuk:
Probably smells like it, too :yuk:

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-19-2006, 03:29 PM
If anyone in the vicinity of Tom and the placenta were smart they'd strangle him with the it and put the world out of his misery. :D :D :D
maybe they can squirt him with it like the newman did whileinterviewing him.

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-19-2006, 03:29 PM
:)

Mrs. River918
04-19-2006, 03:29 PM
That is GROSS!!! :yuk:
A quote from my 3 year old:
"HEY HEY HEY LIKE GROSS" in her best valley girl voice!!

NorCal Gameshow
04-19-2006, 03:33 PM
http://www.scottkidder.com/images/tomcruise.jpg
Matt, What you Don't understand is I've done the research. Placenta is good for you

Cheap Thrills
04-19-2006, 03:35 PM
I knew better than clicking on this thread . but did it anyway.
Mamma says that stuff is the Debul. :yuk:
C.T. :wink:

Schiada76
04-19-2006, 03:45 PM
No he did not.
It's on my desk in a bag soaking in Italian dressing waiting for me to fire up the grill. :crossx:

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-19-2006, 03:50 PM
No he did not.
It's on my desk in a bag soaking in Italian dressing waiting for me to fire up the grill. :crossx:
you know the rule. Don't bring it if you don't have enough for the class. :)

AltarGirl
04-19-2006, 03:55 PM
what a fruit loop
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: placenta

JB in so cal
04-19-2006, 03:59 PM
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: placenta
Yep! It's right next to Fullerton :p

AltarGirl
04-19-2006, 04:03 PM
Yep! It's right next to Fullerton :p
Ha! That's great! :p

cdog
04-19-2006, 04:07 PM
http://www.scottkidder.com/images/tomcruise.jpg
Matt, What you Don't understand is I've done the research. Placenta is good for you
Don't be glib. :)
Seriously. This guy is nuts. I'll wait till his movies hit hbo for now on. Sounds like he's got enough $$$.

JB in so cal
04-19-2006, 04:11 PM
Tom started wearing braces in 2002. He removes them during filming.
When he was 7, he was diagnosed as dyslexic. He claims Scientology helped him overcome it.
Tom's real name: Thomas Mapother.
According to RadarMagazine.com, before Cruise started dating Katie Holmes, he invited actress Scarlett Johansson to a Scientology center where he showed her literature about the church. "After two hours of proselytizing," according to the website, "Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself."
In 1997, Cruise and other big time Hollywood entertainers took out an international newspaper ad denouncing Germany for resorting to the same totalitarian tactics against Scientologists that the country used against the Jews under Hitler during the 1930s.
If Cruise and Katie Holmes wed, each of his wives will have been eleven years younger than the last. (Mimi Rogers, b. 1956; Nicole Kidman, b. 1967; Katie Holmes, b. 1978)

ROZ
04-20-2006, 12:00 AM
No he did not.
It's on my desk in a bag soaking in Italian dressing waiting for me to fire up the grill. :crossx:
So how was it? I had Placentakabobs the other night. MMMM, MMMM good :)

Rexone
04-20-2006, 12:12 AM
Sauteed Placenta with a lovely maranara sauce on a bed of white rice with fresh vegatables... hard to beat, and so nutritious too.

Jbb
04-20-2006, 12:32 AM
Exclusive!...Delivery room footage (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/tomkat.wmv)

HOT ROD HOOLIGAN
04-20-2006, 06:30 AM
No he did not.
It's on my desk in a bag soaking in Italian dressing waiting for me to fire up the grill. :crossx:
That is so f*@kin nasty, I think I'm gonna blow chunks... :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

Schiada76
04-20-2006, 06:40 AM
Well I learned a lesson the hard way last night. That fawkin chit just slid through the grill, ignited and the FD showed up wonderering what the fck all that smoke and stench were coming from.
They called in the Haz Mat crew cordoned off my block and just about when it was going to get ugly two dogs ran by playing tug of war with the charred umbilical cord. That's the last time I try THAT! :D

sorry dog
04-20-2006, 11:50 AM
I expected Brown to be all over this thread...

Havasu_Dreamin
04-20-2006, 12:04 PM
That is so f*@kin nasty, I think I'm gonna blow chunks... :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
Three men had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker.
The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
"You think that was drunk?" said the second guy. "I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" There was silence for a moment and then the first guy exclaimed, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."

CHUNKS
04-20-2006, 12:18 PM
I think I'm gonna blow chunks...
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, WHAT TIME YOU GONNA BE HERE?

SHIFTY
04-20-2006, 01:38 PM
:D HAHAHA

Tom Brown
04-20-2006, 01:40 PM
I expected Brown to be all over this thread...
At one time, I probably would have been. ... but those days are over. I'm far too sophisticated for this level of humor now. I'm taking the high road. I wash my hands of you mouth breathing heathens.

Rexone
04-20-2006, 02:36 PM
At one time, I probably would have been. ... but those days are over. I'm far too sophisticated for this level of humor now. I'm taking the high road. I wash my hands of you mouth breathing heathens.
I'll have you know my sinuses have cleared up today Tom and the nazel passages are functional and free of discharge. I'm happy to hear you've decided to become a sophisticate and start a hygiene program though.

Mrs.Killer
04-20-2006, 03:15 PM
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, WHAT TIME YOU GONNA BE HERE?
Did you know that your inviting a man over.. :rolleyes:

topless
04-20-2006, 03:18 PM
Did you know that your inviting a man over.. :rolleyes:
Chunks doesn't care cuz he's a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>DOG<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Mrs.Killer
04-20-2006, 03:19 PM
Chunks doesn't care cuz he's a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>DOG<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
You must really like dogs Topless, thats all you've been talking about.

Her454
04-20-2006, 03:20 PM
You must really like dogs Topless, thats all you've been talking about.
Only stray ones LMAO...................
Sorry Topless, couldn't resist.

topless
04-20-2006, 03:21 PM
You must really like dogs Topless, thats all you've been talking about.LOL, I like horses better. :)

BajaMike
04-20-2006, 03:21 PM
:)
I just checked out Mrs Vee's "GoBikini" link... :idea:
GoBikini (http://www.gobikini.com/)
WOW!!!!
:D

superdave013
04-20-2006, 03:21 PM
if I ever meet Topless I'm going to pee on her car tires. :D

topless
04-20-2006, 03:23 PM
if I ever meet Topless I'm going to pee on her car tires. :DYou won't be the first. :cry:

Mrs.Killer
04-20-2006, 03:23 PM
Only stray ones LMAO...................
Sorry Topless, couldn't resist.
:rolleyes:

topless
04-20-2006, 03:24 PM
Only stray ones LMAO...................
Sorry Topless, couldn't resist.ROTFLMAO...........They are the best kind.

HavaSkank
04-20-2006, 04:09 PM
Save Katie!

JB in so cal
04-20-2006, 07:46 PM
I just checked out Mrs Vee's "GoBikini" link... :idea:
GoBikini (http://www.gobikini.com/)
WOW!!!!
:D
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm****inmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!