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BarryMac
01-12-2005, 06:57 PM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/386PAllstars1black.jpg ???

Jordy
01-12-2005, 06:58 PM
I believe they started that little support group after being smacked around by the D-Row crew more than a few times over on RRL. :D

RiverDave
01-12-2005, 07:05 PM
I believe they started that little support group after being smacked around by the D-Row crew more than a few times over on RRL. :D
Coming from a guy that idolizes Napolean Dynomite? :D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/23ronnd2.gif
RD

Jordy
01-12-2005, 07:06 PM
I've never used the word idolized DavePunx. ;)

Kilrtoy
01-12-2005, 07:20 PM
Whatever you do
DON'T DO IT

fourspeednup
01-12-2005, 07:33 PM
I believe it all started when me and nord picked up some river chicks....after hooking up with one you became a parker allstar. The definition has broadened since then but that was the original requirement..........And it was necessary to unify against D-row as they were quickly gaining power :D

VEGASBABY
01-12-2005, 08:44 PM
You guys must have had a hard time picking up chicks at the lake if you had to start a club and call it the allstars! Who was the leader? Neopolean Dynomite?

Kilrtoy
01-12-2005, 08:53 PM
You guys must have had a hard time picking up chicks at the lake if you had to start a club and call it the allstars! Who was the leader? Neopolean Dynomite?
Oh shit dem be fighten words.
this is gonna be good

barbigrl
01-12-2005, 08:59 PM
I believe it all started when me and nord picked up some river chicks....after hooking up with one you became a parker allstar. The definition has broadened since then but that was the original requirement..........And it was necessary to unify against D-row as they were quickly gaining power :D
Hmmmm who were those girls???? Do I know them?

barbigrl
01-12-2005, 09:01 PM
You guys must have had a hard time picking up chicks at the lake if you had to start a club and call it the allstars! Who was the leader? Neopolean Dynomite?
It is a long story!!!! RD is our leader!!!!

Havasu Hangin'
01-12-2005, 09:02 PM
You have to be too old for a car club...but too young to know better.
:cool:

fourspeednup
01-12-2005, 09:31 PM
You guys must have had a hard time picking up chicks at the lake if you had to start a club and call it the allstars! Who was the leader? Neopolean Dynomite?
Nah, you have to get the chick......then you can join the club :wink: Although there have been several honorary inductees along the way. BTW we're now armed ;) and dangerous so beware when cruising through the keyes :D :D
Just take a look at the man's face...he means business :2purples:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1154rd_airsoft.jpg

atomickitn
01-12-2005, 09:32 PM
does it envolve crashin and burnin, and if sooo can i help or play... :rollside:

VEGASBABY
01-12-2005, 09:37 PM
Nah, you have to get the chick......then you can join the club :wink: Although there have been several honorary inductees along the way. BTW we're now armed ;) and dangerous so beware when cruising through the keyes :D :D
Just take a look at the man's face...he means business :2purples:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1154rd_airsoft.jpgLOL RD is the man I hear, you guys didnt use that thing to get the chicks did you

HOOTER SLED-
01-12-2005, 09:37 PM
does it envolve crashin and burnin, and if sooo can i help or play... :rollside:
Uhhhh, I have some experience at that. :D
fourspeed, never did say nice to meet ya. So......................nice to meet ya. :rollside:

atomickitn
01-12-2005, 09:41 PM
Uhhhh, I have some experience at that. :D
fourspeed, never did say nice to meet ya. So......................nice to meet ya. :rollside:
ya think,.... what up homie, have you two talked to your wifes girl.. :rolleyes:

barbigrl
01-12-2005, 09:42 PM
LOL RD is the man I hear, you guys didnt use that thing to get the chicks did you
Nah...they used other things!! :D

fourspeednup
01-12-2005, 09:47 PM
Uhhhh, I have some experience at that. :D
fourspeed, never did say nice to meet ya. So......................nice to meet ya. :rollside:
Well howdy :D Actually we talked for a few min but I'll let this one slide since I know we were both fairly :hammer2: 'd by that point :D

HOOTER SLED-
01-12-2005, 10:03 PM
ya think,.... what up homie, have you two talked to your wifes girl.. :rolleyes:
Still MIA..

HOOTER SLED-
01-12-2005, 10:04 PM
Well howdy :D Actually we talked for a few min but I'll let this one slide since I know we were both fairly :hammer2: 'd by that point :D
You got that right. :D :hammer2: :hammer2:

BarryMac
01-13-2005, 06:23 AM
I guess no one is going to answer my question :frown: , being a Parker AllStar must not be that great a thing... :D :D :D

JetBoatRich
01-13-2005, 06:31 AM
I guess no one is going to answer my question :frown: , being a Parker AllStar must not be that great a thing... :D :D :D
Might be a secret club with a strange imitation :confused:

Kachina26
01-13-2005, 06:36 AM
I thought you just had to kick RD in the junk :devil:

Tom Brown
01-13-2005, 06:39 AM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/386PAllstars1black.jpg ???
Forget those losers. They're nowhere. If you play your cards right, we might consider making you an honorary canatard.
We're all about tits and Labatts up here. :cool:
Speaking of canatards, I'm enjoying an amazing blizzard right now. I've been told that going to work is optional today.

barbigrl
01-13-2005, 08:33 AM
It takes a speacial person to become a Parker Allstar......only some understand. :rollside:

Jordy
01-13-2005, 08:36 AM
It takes a speacial person to become a Parker Allstar......only some understand. :rollside:
Yes, and most that do understand wear protective helmets and ride a very short bus. :D :D :D
(kind of like the whole Beaumont thing) ;)

barbigrl
01-13-2005, 08:44 AM
That was good!!

Jordy
01-13-2005, 08:50 AM
That was good!!
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! I'M AN ALLSTAR!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9212&stc=1
:D :D :D :D

Kim Hanson
01-13-2005, 08:58 AM
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! I'M AN ALLSTAR!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9212&stc=1
:D :D :D :D
Okay, you really are.........( . )( . )............... :p :D :D

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 09:18 AM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/386PAllstars1black.jpg ???
GottaJetBoat, since nobody answered your question I'll answer your question for you..
Not so many moons ago there was some shit talking going on between some of the Parker peoples, and some of the Havasu peoples aka D-Row. In one of the many jokes an exceptionally "gay" (and I mean that as in the photoshop was gay to begin with, but it also implied that yours truly was gay) photoshop was made and in that photo Rocky (aka BoatFloating, aka... well we're not going to go there again :D) Rocky titled the parker People
Parker AllStars..
The ironic thing is while it was originally thrown as an insult.. Dennis (aka H20Ski2Fast) happens to do graphics, websites, stickers, brochures etc.. (owner of signfx) and he made up a bitchen little graphic for the Parker AllStars.. So in effect he flipped the script on ole boatfloating and took his insult and made it something cool I'd guess you'd say.
Now here's where it gets kinda gay, and why I don't have one in my signiature.. As with anything you the "BoatHoes" started saying something to the effect of "You have to be a parker boy bangin a boathoe to get inducted??" Being that I've had enough problems with clubs or clicks or anything of that nature in the past, I decided to just skip on the whole thing.
Overall though, the way that I view it and the way that most people view it, is it's nothing more then a cool graphic that signifies that you spend some of your vacation time in Parker and you happen to know some people that go there as well.
Since that graphic came out, I think I have 50 stickers that Dennis made that are different color combo's / fades.. Some people have "Parker AllStar / Savage Team" (savage team underneath) which has a Scuba Steve vibe to it.. etc.. etc..
So to answer your question? Get my chick a job at Calloway and your in the super secret club with all the fringe benefits etc.. Hell I'll even teach you the secret handshake, toast, and theme song.. :D
RD

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 09:19 AM
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! I'M AN ALLSTAR!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9212&stc=1
:D :D :D :D
Now that was funny.. :D
RD

shadow
01-13-2005, 09:21 AM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/386PAllstars1black.jpg ???
Buy my Mobile home and become a regular and you'll be one step closer. :D

Jordy
01-13-2005, 09:22 AM
Now that was funny.. :D
RD
Now if we could just find Special Ed in Allstar gear:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9213&stc=1
Is that the one you were talking about RD? :D :D :D

Her454
01-13-2005, 09:23 AM
Now if we could just find Special Ed in Allstar gear:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9213&stc=1
:D :D :D
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BarryMac
01-13-2005, 09:26 AM
So to answer your question? Get my chick a job at Calloway and your in the super secret club with all the fringe benefits etc.. Hell I'll even teach you the secret handshake, toast, and theme song.. :D
RD
Well to get her a job here your going to have to learn to spell it "Callaway" :boxingguy and I'm working on it, that I can promise you http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif ...
BTW, I wanna sticker, not to put on my ride or in my siganture, I have a fridge at home that is covered with stickers and it would make a nice addition... :D :D

Jordy
01-13-2005, 09:26 AM
Hell I'll even teach you the secret handshake, toast, and theme song.. :D
RD
What about the initiation dance?
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9214&stc=1
Sorry, I had to do it. Haven't seen these for a while. :D :D :D :D

BarryMac
01-13-2005, 09:29 AM
Buy my Mobile home and become a regular and you'll be one step closer. :D
I really want to, it's just a tad small, see I am married to a Mexican Gal and when I take her to the river with me her whole family goes, can you imagine, one white guy, his wife, his three half breed kids and his wifes family of 14 in your little pad, I would have to sleep in the boat... :messedup:

BoatFloating
01-13-2005, 09:30 AM
Well to become one liking big dolls and passsing out during the day would be a start.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/23kh3rdtrip014sm-med.jpg
Chicks and Parker Allstars are like oil and water they just don't mix... :2purples:
The Parker Allstars are D Row's biatches.... :hammerhea
To be a D Row member you just need to like Grey Goose like to have fun and your in. To be a Parker Allstar there is some kind of gay hazing....l. :eek:

barbigrl
01-13-2005, 09:32 AM
No gay hazing going!! Are we going to start this war again???

ROZ
01-13-2005, 09:33 AM
(kind of like the whole Beaumont thing) ;)
Napolean Dynomite was originally from Beaumont :D

Jordy
01-13-2005, 09:33 AM
Are we going to start this war again???
I don't remember much of a war. However, I did see a couple of Parker Allstar rifles on Ebay, just like the French ones, only dropped twice. :D
We were just giving full disclosure on how one really becomes an allstar. I think that it's only fair that a potential allstar'er know what they're getting into. :D

BoatFloating
01-13-2005, 09:37 AM
No gay hazing going!! Are we going to start this war again???
No war here becuase that ended....... We own that fish bowl you call a river.....
D Row 1
Paker allstars 0

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 10:04 AM
You guys pulling up the same old photochops, doing the same old song and dance.. I guess the same old song and dance justifies the same response that shut ya down last time?
Photochops good but at the end of the day it's fake.. As they say the proof is in the pudding? Nothing tops a real picture, of a real D-Row bonding moment. :D
http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procsserv/F-As27ho1bNGH2TiCniC5z8
If you'd like BoatFloating, I can post the pictures of you actually coming out of the closet the following morning? Such a special day.. LOL A whole new life ahead of you. :D
D-Row : 1
Parker Allstars : 2 (extra point given for real photograph)

Jordy
01-13-2005, 10:06 AM
Now, I'm not anywhere in that picture, but I seem to recall you allstars undressing Rocky and playing with his junk prior to taking his picture. To me that just screams GAY!!!!! ;)

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 10:12 AM
Now, I'm not anywhere in that picture, but I seem to recall you allstars undressing Rocky and playing with his junk prior to taking his picture. To me that just screams GAY!!!!! ;)
Your absolutely right..
With shit this good though you don't even need a caption.. LOL But if I had to pick one?
ON YOUR KNEES BITCH Comes to mind.. :D :D
http://www.riverratlife.com/dave/images/Random/Jordysuck.jpg
Parker AllStars : 3
D-Row : 1
RD

Jordy
01-13-2005, 10:15 AM
Parker AllStars - 3
D-Row : 1
RD
You said it.
Allstars: -3
D-row: 1
Oh, and that's a pretty weak photoshop there RD. Besides, didn't you say that photoshop doesn't prove anything? (I'd say it proves even less when you have to get someone to do it for you ;) )
Except, did you get a boobjob?
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9214&stc=1
That's the after.
Before:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9216&stc=1
You be the judge. :D

HOOTER SLED-
01-13-2005, 10:17 AM
I really want to, it's just a tad small, see I am married to a Mexican Gal and when I take her to the river with me her whole family goes, can you imagine, one white guy, his wife, his three half breed kids and his wifes family of 14 in your little pad, I would have to sleep in the boat... :messedup:
Don't forget to save room for the Hooters when you get that place at the river GJB. ;)

Her454
01-13-2005, 10:18 AM
Dont you BOYZ ever tire of this? :D

HOOTER SLED-
01-13-2005, 10:20 AM
Damn Jordy, that is some funny shit!!!! :D

BarryMac
01-13-2005, 10:21 AM
Don't forget to save room for the Hooters when you get that place at the river GJB. ;)
If'n I buy a place at the river and the Hooter's are coming with I will guarantee you this there will be no children allowed and the only Mexican's that will be there will be you and my wife... :D :D :D

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 10:22 AM
Dont you BOYZ ever tire of this? :D
If it was even remotely hard to slap deez lil bitches around I'm sure exhaustion would set in. Being that I'm placing orders for work, helping SandBarScot get some pictures into a thread, getting caught up on posts from yesterday/last night... No, not really.. it's not much work to slap lil boyz around. If it was a monster like HH, or JBB or something I'd have to focus more, but for the likes of Rocky n Jordy posting the same old tired ass jokes over and over.. LOL not so much..
RD

Jordy
01-13-2005, 10:24 AM
Dont you BOYZ ever tire of this? :D
Tired of smacking these bitches around? No. I reach a point where I start feeling sorry for them and their lack of good material and responses. It's like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest, or for a better example, smacking RD around in a photoshop contest. Ours are done in house while he has to outsource his work. :D
But, it is all in fun. :D

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 10:26 AM
Tired of smacking these bitches around? No. I reach a point where I start feeling sorry for them and their lack of good material and responses. It's like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. :D
But, it is all in fun. :D
Wow.. that was original.. http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/tosser.gif
Par for the course I suppose. Day late and a dollar short as usual..
Incidentally, that'd be game... set... match.
You basically posting the exact same thing I did in the very next post is a sheer sign of desperation.. I'll do my usual catch and release for you little fishes.. Come back another day when your bigger and good eatin.
RD

HOOTER SLED-
01-13-2005, 10:33 AM
If'n I buy a place at the river and the Hooter's are coming with I will guarantee you this there will be no children allowed and the only Mexican's that will be there will be you and my wife... :D :D :D
That's what I'm talking about. :D Wait...does that mean your gonna just let me and your wife head up there? You're very giving. :D ;)

Jordy
01-13-2005, 10:48 AM
Wow.. that was original..
RD
Yeah, well at least I was telling the truth. Oh, and the funny thing is I didn't even see yours until after I posted mine. I was responding to your commentary on a previous page. You're giving yourself way too much credit here Hoppy. ;)
Hey, you mind if we use Bubbles at the June outing?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/23drowdrinkcaddy1-med.png
As far as the photoshop stuff, if Kim Hanson was better at it than I was, I think I'd outsource it too. :jawdrop:

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 10:52 AM
pb[Yeah, well at least I was telling the truth. Oh, and the funny thing is I didn't even see yours until after I posted mine. I was responding to your commentary on a previous page.[/b]
Jordy, I think you watched this guy one too many times.. This post sounds a lot like something he'd say..
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/23ronnd2.gif
I'll say whatever I want to say... Gosh!!
You're giving yourself way too much credit here Hoppy.
Same old tired ass bunny suit picture coming soon I"m assuming?
Hey, you mind if we use Bubbles at the June outing?
It'll be there fo shizzle..
RD

BarryMac
01-13-2005, 10:55 AM
That's what I'm talking about. :D Wait...does that mean your gonna just let me and your wife head up there? You're very giving. :D ;)
Sure, as long as Mrs. Hooter Sled is heading off with me, I have a new shirt for her... :D :D :D

Jordy
01-13-2005, 10:56 AM
Same old tired ass bunny suit picture coming soon I"m assuming?
RD
Sorry but that's not my gig. JBB can post that one at will, as well as the original Bubbles pic. I had nothing to do with them, therefore I leave them alone. it makes you look pretty lame to have to use everyone else's work in a situation like this. ;)

BoatFloating
01-13-2005, 10:56 AM
If it was even remotely hard to slap deez lil bitches around I'm sure exhaustion would set in. Being that I'm placing orders for work, helping SandBarScot get some pictures into a thread, getting caught up on posts from yesterday/last night... No, not really.. it's not much work to slap lil boyz around. If it was a monster like HH, or JBB or something I'd have to focus more, but for the likes of Rocky n Jordy posting the same old tired ass jokes over and over.. LOL not so much..
RD
Oh Dave, tired???? talk about tired the material you have is more dated than those t shirts you wear. :yuk: I don't think you want to go go down this road again so you get all butt hurt again......... So if you got the balls bring it don't sing it. But be ready to get kick in the junk again if you dare..... :devil:

Her454
01-13-2005, 10:57 AM
:boxingguy :rolleyes: I feel like Im a Bench Racing spectator at the SandBar................. ;)

HOOTER SLED-
01-13-2005, 10:57 AM
Sure, as long as Mrs. Hooter Sled is heading off with me, I have a new shirt for her... :D :D :D
:D :D

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 11:00 AM
Sorry but that's not my gig. JBB can post that one at will, as well as the original Bubbles pic. I had nothing to do with them, therefore I leave them alone. it makes you look pretty lame to have to use everyone else's work in a situation like this. ;)
I posted one photochopped picture... Everyone elses?? Sorry I don't have the time to sit around and learn photoshop, or the time to actually spend downloading pictures of people and chopping them for future uses..
Ya already lost man.. let it go already. :D
RD

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 11:02 AM
Oh Dave, tired???? talk about tired the material you have is more dated than those t shirts you wear. :yuk: I don't think you want to go go down this road again so you get all butt hurt again......... So if you got the balls bring it don't sing it. But be ready to get kick in the junk again if you dare..... :devil:
I wasn't the one that got all butt hurt about all that stuff in the past.. LOL :D My skin is pretty thick when it comes to the internet.
As far as getting kicked in the junk.. How much does it cost to have a little guy swinging from them and watching over them all the time? If yer plannin on kicking me their, maybe I oughta get one too? :D
RD

Jordy
01-13-2005, 11:02 AM
I posted one photochopped picture... Everyone elses?? Sorry I don't have the time to sit around and learn photoshop, or the time to actually spend downloading pictures of people and chopping them for future uses..
Ya already lost man.. let it go already. :D
RD
You know what they say about excuses. Face it RD, you showed up to a gunfight with a pair of tweezers. But if telling yourself that you won makes you feel better, have at it. ;) :D

BarryMac
01-13-2005, 11:03 AM
Sorry Dave, it seems that it is you against the D Row boys right now, wish I could help but since I've never been to Parker I don't feel that I could provide much support... :D :D :D

Jordy
01-13-2005, 11:03 AM
I wasn't the one that got all butt hurt about all that stuff in the past.. LOL :D My skin is pretty thick when it comes to the internet.
RD
I heard the whole Allstar crew was pretty much butthurt over the last virtual ass kicking, RD included. At least that's what a little bird told me. :D

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 11:05 AM
You know what they say about excuses. Face it RD, you showed up to a gunfight with a pair of tweezers. But if telling yourself that you won makes you feel better, have at it. ;) :D
A gun fight with a pair of tweezers?? WTF?
I guess since we're on the old material kick... this ones for you. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/166cluepon.jpg
and Rocky, the wise man once said.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/166couldbeworse-med.jpg
RD

Jordy
01-13-2005, 11:07 AM
A gun fight with a pair of tweezers?? WTF?
I guess since we're on the old material kick... this ones for you. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/166cluepon.jpg
RD
So you want to redeem that now?
Here let me 'splain it to you. You guys got beaten so badly that you didn't even make the level of the proverbial knife at the gunfight. Perhaps a stick would be more understandable? I'm trying to keep it simple here for ya RD. :D :D :D

Jordy
01-13-2005, 11:10 AM
I posted one photochopped picture... Everyone elses??
It wasn't your work, and you didn't have any direct involvement in it. That would be like me posting something like this:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9217&stc=1
and trying to pass it off as my own. ;)

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 11:12 AM
I swear I'm thinking about writing a book called..
"Internet bashing for dummies aka Jordy"
Rule #1 it has to be funny
WTF is up with Tweezers?? <--- still stuck on that
Rule #2 the word proverbial shouldn't be used..
RD

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 11:13 AM
It wasn't your work, and you didn't have any direct involvement in it. That would be like me posting something like this:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9217&stc=1
and trying to pass it off as my own. ;)
The irony of the situaton being, the guy that posted that pic didn't make it either? :D
RD

Jordy
01-13-2005, 11:13 AM
I swear I'm thinking about writing a book called..
"Internet bashing for dummies aka Jordy"
Rule #1 it has to be funny
WTF is up with Tweezers?? <--- still stuck on that
Rule #2 the word proverbial shouldn't be used..
RD
Sorry RD, I'll try not to use such big words. I guess I didn't 'splain it good enough. Would you like your Cluepon back for future use? :D

Jordy
01-13-2005, 11:14 AM
The irony of the situaton being, the guy that posted that pic didn't make it either? :D
RD
However, he had direct invovlement in it. Funny thing, I happen to know who your arch nemesis Ibex really is. Now talk about ironic, especially considering who it is. :D

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 11:14 AM
Sorry RD, I'll try not to use such big words. I guess I didn't 'splain it good enough. Would you like your Cluepon back for future use? :D
Your still stuck on Rule #1.. When we get past that we can start working on the others. :D
RD

Jordy
01-13-2005, 11:15 AM
Your still stuck on Rule #1.. When we get past that we can start working on the others. :D
RD
Sorry RD, but I covered rule #1 a page ago. Allow me to demonstrate:
Damn Jordy, that is some funny shit!!!! :D

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 11:18 AM
However, he had direct invovlement in it. Funny thing, I happen to know who your arch nemesis Ibex really is. Now talk about ironic, especially considering who it is. :D
Well then stop wearing a skirt and spit it out, then let the games begin.. :D
RD

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 11:18 AM
Sorry RD, but I covered rule #1 a page ago. Allow me to demonstrate:
Started off strong, but went weak as soon as you lost your footing.. You just don't have "moxy" for lack of a better term..
RD

Kahuna
01-13-2005, 11:21 AM
Yes, and most that do understand wear protective helmets and ride a very short bus. :D :D :D
(kind of like the whole Beaumont thing) ;)
How about the "SHORT BUS CREW"
There is always room on the short bus.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/showphoto.php?photo=21096&papass=&sort=1&thecat= :crossx:

Jrocket
01-13-2005, 11:32 AM
So Jordy since when are you not a parker guy?Your a havasu person now?

Her454
01-13-2005, 11:36 AM
Funny how when two people once share a closeness, it gets nasty and personal. Why dont you two just get the divorce over with. ;)

RiverDave
01-13-2005, 11:59 AM
Funny how when two people once share a closeness, it gets nasty and personal. Why dont you two just get the divorce over with. ;)
This isn't a divorce.. This is foreplay. :D
RD

Her454
01-13-2005, 12:02 PM
This isn't a divorce.. This is foreplay. :D
RD
Then a divorce would resemble "War of the Roses".:)

VEGASBABY
01-13-2005, 12:16 PM
How about the "SHORT BUS CREW"
There is always room on the short bus.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/showphoto.php?photo=21096&papass=&sort=1&thecat= :crossx:I got it after all this banter, Parker Allstar Biaaaaaches!!!!

BoatFloating
01-13-2005, 12:28 PM
As far as getting kicked in the junk.. How much does it cost to have a little guy swinging from them and watching over them all the time? If yer plannin on kicking me their, maybe I oughta get one too? :D
RD
Uh what? you tell me. Your the one with the nut swingers. You must be talking about Jackpunx, BB572, Nord etc, etc......
:messedup: With those guys on them you don't have to worry about anyone getting to your nuts....including girls. I see there doing a good job so far... :supp:

River Diva
01-13-2005, 12:37 PM
Uh what? you tell me. Your the one with the nut swingers. You must be talking about Jackpunx, BB572, Nord etc, etc......
:messedup: With those guys on them you don't have to worry about anyone getting to your nuts....including girls. I see there doing a good job so far... :supp:
Don't you worry about his nuts. I've got them taken care of.

BoatFloating
01-13-2005, 01:03 PM
Don't you worry about his nuts. I've got them taken care of.
See what I mean Dave...... Your becoming the new Parker Cult leader..... I bet your buying a DCB next....

Jrocket
01-13-2005, 01:04 PM
See what I mean Dave...... Your becoming the new Parker Cult leader..... I bet your buying a DCB next....
Your crossing the line on that one Rocky

BoatFloating
01-13-2005, 01:15 PM
Your crossing the line on that one Rocky
Koolaide anyone???? :crossx:

Jrocket
01-13-2005, 01:30 PM
Koolaide anyone???? :crossx:
I will ALWAYS drink the koolaide,but Dave buying a DCB? Puhhhh leze! :p

BADBLOWN572
01-13-2005, 01:44 PM
All that I have to say about D-Row is:
http://www.riverratlife.net/uploads/hdd/DeathRow/diamond6.jpg

jackpunx
01-13-2005, 05:31 PM
Just catching this now.. :sleeping:
Rocky.. was your boat supposed to go up and down like that?.. Its only 29' I thought only east coast boats did that..HHHMM maybe you should let your wife drive from now on.. Or BB572 could teach you how to drive it when you’re ready
Jordy..
I don’t really know what to say because I don’t think I really know you well enough to joke around.. but this is the internet.. and you did include me indirectly..
So… do you have a boat? or do you just have grey goose? :jawdrop:
"I heard the whole Allstar crew was pretty much butthurt over the last virtual ass kicking, RD included. At least that's what a little bird told me."
What was that about? Fill me in on this..
If I was butt hurt do you think that I would still be hanging with them? Ask your bird how come when I go with them (by invitation) .. I never see you? :eat:
:D (that’s just to keep it friendly)

Jordy
01-13-2005, 05:39 PM
Jordy..
I don’t really know what to say because I don’t think I really know you well enough to joke around.. but this is the internet.. and you did include me indirectly..
So… do you have a boat? or do you just have grey goose? :jawdrop:
"I heard the whole Allstar crew was pretty much butthurt over the last virtual ass kicking, RD included. At least that's what a little bird told me."
What was that about? Fill me in on this..
If I was butt hurt do you think that I would still be hanging with them? Ask your bird how come when I go with them (by invitation) .. I never see you? :eat:
:D (that’s just to keep it friendly)
First off, yeah, I have a couple boats. ;)
As far as the butt hurt part, that was in reference to the last go round and RD, Nord and that whole crew. You had little involvement as far as I can recall, therefore it wasn't referencing you directly, then or now. Seems to me you were kind of on the fence when this broke out the first time, as was I, until it was inferred by the Allstars that I was going to D-row. So be it. ;)
As far as me not being there, 99.9% of it has to do with geography. It takes a little bit more for me to just pack up and go play in the big blue.
Anything else you want to know? :D :D :D (it's never been anything but friendly, at least on my part, and that's all I can speak for)

Jrocket
01-13-2005, 05:44 PM
Jordy...which side of the fence are you on?

Jordy
01-13-2005, 05:46 PM
Jordy...which side of the fence are you on?
At this point, I'm upstream. Have been pretty much since the inception of this, at least according to RD. ;)

VEGASBABY
01-13-2005, 05:50 PM
Wow gang wars on the internet! hope nobody does a drive by posting!

Jrocket
01-13-2005, 05:59 PM
At this point, I'm upstream. Have been pretty much since the inception of this, at least according to RD. ;)
Oh Jordy....RD is not going to like that answer.

Jordy
01-13-2005, 06:21 PM
Wow gang wars on the internet! hope nobody does a drive by posting!
That's funny. :D :D :D

jackpunx
01-14-2005, 08:56 AM
First off, yeah, I have a couple boats. ;)
As far as the butt hurt part, that was in reference to the last go round and RD, Nord and that whole crew. You had little involvement as far as I can recall, therefore it wasn't referencing you directly, then or now. Seems to me you were kind of on the fence when this broke out the first time, as was I, until it was inferred by the Allstars that I was going to D-row. So be it. ;)
As far as me not being there, 99.9% of it has to do with geography. It takes a little bit more for me to just pack up and go play in the big blue.
Anything else you want to know? :D :D :D (it's never been anything but friendly, at least on my part, and that's all I can speak for)
cool... all freindly on mine.. ;) :D
PS .. I didnt realize the geography .. so that totally makes sense...
At the end of the day as long as we are all smiling and sharing good times..
Im a big fan of talking shit..

Tom Brown
01-14-2005, 08:59 AM
:boxingguy :rolleyes: I feel like Im a Bench Racing spectator at the SandBar................. ;)
V-Drives suck.