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bignet
04-20-2006, 10:25 PM
Is your daddy still alive???? Cuz I wanna thank the man that gave you all that ass! :crossx:
bignet

bunny 166
04-20-2006, 10:36 PM
I had a guy ask me if my father was a thief...of course I said no, and he said "then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?" :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
On a lighter note, I had a guy put a note in my Arby's sandwich with his phone# on it...I almost ate it... :)

bignet
04-20-2006, 10:43 PM
The stars one is pretty good...I got my wife on this one though..
Can I borrow your cell phone??? Cuz my mama told me to call her when I fell in love....(Man that is so f*n cheeesy!)
bignet

bunny 166
04-20-2006, 10:46 PM
The stars one is pretty good...I got my wife on this one though..
Can I borrow your cell phone??? Cuz my mama told me to call her when I fell in love....(Man that is so f*n cheeesy!)
bignet
Oh man! That IS cheesy...kinda cute though...at least it's not too obnoxious... :crossx:

Wakker
04-20-2006, 11:00 PM
You have beautiful eyes.. well.. the left one atleast, the right ones a little lazy.

YeLLowBoaT
04-20-2006, 11:02 PM
Will you open up your gates of troy too let my "trojan" horse in?

YeLLowBoaT
04-20-2006, 11:04 PM
What would you say if my balls were on your chin? Nothing, bcuz my dick would be in your mouth.

bignet
04-20-2006, 11:07 PM
What'ya say we order in a pizza and then have some sex??? What's wrong don't you like pizza???
bignet :crossx:

bignet
04-20-2006, 11:21 PM
Great 1-liner... "U know how people say we only use 10% of our brain?? I say we only use 10% of our heart!"
:crossx:
bignet

Jordy
04-20-2006, 11:22 PM
Great 1-liner... "U know how people say we only use 10% of our brain?? I say we only use 10% of our heart!"
:crossx:
bignet
Yeah, and I don't like to talk about it because we lost alot of good men out there.... :rolleyes:

bignet
04-20-2006, 11:33 PM
What a minute..I thought u played for the Yankees??? " I did, u know we lost guys in the draft, and trading..."
Classic 1-liner blowing up in yo face!
bignet

bignet
04-20-2006, 11:45 PM
I think I need a new eye prescription.....Girl: Why?
Boy: cuz I can't believe I'm seeing an angel! ;)
:crossx:
bignet

HM
04-20-2006, 11:52 PM
I heard this one at Katherines in Mojave....
Here poochie poochie.....
or the classic:
Whats a mangy dog like you doing in a place like this?
Tears....I got tears from cracking myself up. :)

WATERFOUL
04-21-2006, 05:03 AM
Guy: Do you have any Italian in you?
Girl: No
Guy: Do ya want some?

NOTALENT
04-21-2006, 05:17 AM
Lets play a game. I will play Osama you play a cave and I will hide inside you. :crossx:

hoolign
04-21-2006, 05:17 AM
Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this :crossx:

Caribbean Jet
04-21-2006, 05:44 AM
Do you have a mirrior in your pocket, because I can see me in your pants.

Mrs. Bordsmnj
04-21-2006, 06:10 AM
I once had a guy check the tag in my shirt and then say "I thought you were made in heaven" :rolleyes:

NOTALENT
04-21-2006, 06:14 AM
My favorite is: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend :crossx:
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Jbb
04-21-2006, 06:35 AM
Can I buy you a drink.....or do you just want the money....?

PowellScooter
04-21-2006, 06:44 AM
# 1 one liner in Fontana, nice tooth......

beever_retreever
04-21-2006, 06:45 AM
push your stool in?

Beer-30
04-21-2006, 07:27 AM
What's a place like this doing around a girl like you?

Captain Dan
04-21-2006, 07:27 AM
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :)

Captain Dan
04-21-2006, 07:28 AM
push your stool in?
That would be for a bar in Cathedral City or Palm Springs, right? :)

MAINEVENT
04-21-2006, 07:30 AM
I had a guy ask me if my father was a thief...of course I said no, and he said "then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?" :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
On a lighter note, I had a guy put a note in my Arby's sandwich with his phone# on it...I almost ate it... :)
So you dont swallow... :crossx:

MAINEVENT
04-21-2006, 07:44 AM
hEY QT (PAUSE) yEAH ok LETS GO.....

MRSDRMCAT
04-21-2006, 07:58 AM
R U tired.....because you have been running through my mind all day

Cheap Thrills
04-21-2006, 07:59 AM
The only reason I'de kick you out of bed is so I could phuck you on the floor.
My Magic watch says youre not wearing any panties.. OH ! you are ? Damn thing must be running fast again.
C.T. :wink:

BADBLOWN572
04-21-2006, 08:07 AM
Just walk up to a random hot girl and say real fast "Do you think you can do better than me?" She will always give an answer like "uhhhh" then just say "Sorry sweetheart, no way" then walk away. Total ego blow for her and will 99% of the time chase you down and strike up a conversation. :)
Just have to make sure that you have enough game to change her attitude. ;)

MagicMtnDan
04-21-2006, 08:08 AM
"Are you from Tennessee?" Cuz everytime I look at you it's a ten-I-see :rolleyes:

MagicMtnDan
04-21-2006, 08:09 AM
"Is your father a baker?" Cuz you sure got some nice buns :rolleyes:

NOTALENT
04-21-2006, 08:10 AM
Just walk up to a random hot girl and say real fast "Do you think you can do better than me?" She will always give an answer like "uhhhh" then just say "Sorry sweetheart, no way" then walk away. Total ego blow for her and will 99% of the time chase you down and strike up a conversation. :)
Just have to make sure that you have enough game to change her attitude. ;)
Haha...I have done something similar to that....It worked a few times...backfired once because she had a boyfriend....Ballroom brawl anyone???? :crossx:

superdave013
04-21-2006, 08:12 AM
Hi, can I smell your pu$$y.............. or is that just your feet? :crossx:

Jordy
04-21-2006, 08:27 AM
Don't be picky. I wasn't. :D :D :D

MAINEVENT
04-21-2006, 08:41 AM
I'm not the hottest guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you... :crossx:

axkiker
04-21-2006, 09:48 AM
How about "Hey baby if your right leg was christmans and the left was thanksgiving could I visit you between the holidays.
Or the classic "Hey do you wash your clothes in windex because I can see myself in your pants."

abraman1326
04-21-2006, 09:58 AM
Did it hurt, she'll ask what, and then say that fall from heaven.

River918
04-21-2006, 10:00 AM
"I'm Mr. Drmcat"

laveydayz
04-21-2006, 10:16 AM
Do you like to play golf?? (usually answer no) Good then would you like to phuck!!!

beever_retreever
04-21-2006, 10:51 AM
I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

slovolvo
04-21-2006, 11:23 AM
I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail Classic! I'll have to remember that one.
One time at the channel I was on girl rallying duties, and this group of like 6 909ers comes walking up and one of them tripped on her big platform sandle right in front of me. Not missing a beat I say, "You're falling for me already?" They were on the boat in no time.
Or you could always try the classic, " you're not that cute, but i'd put it in your butt." Seems to work on shock value alone, plus hot girls hear there hot all the time, something different helps.

riverby5
04-21-2006, 11:28 AM
you ask a chick the following:
Do you wanna go to a baseball game with me?
When she says yes you say
Cuz I'll kiss you on the strikes and you can kiss me on the balls!!!!!!!!!
Straight from the 909/949 area codes........See ya this weekend

Tyson Ross
04-21-2006, 11:39 AM
"Jennifer"
"Never knew angels flew so low"

moneypit
04-21-2006, 01:15 PM
Wanna going out for a movie and breakfast? :p

phxsleek
04-21-2006, 01:54 PM
guy: did you get those tickets?
Girl: what tickets?
guy...put up a strong bicep flex and say: "the tickets to the gun show!! "

Advantage Adam
04-21-2006, 02:43 PM
If you were a bugar, I would pick you first :rollside:

Wakker
04-21-2006, 08:08 PM
Can I fly my batwing into your batcave?

ahhell
04-21-2006, 08:17 PM
Wanna play carnaval???
sit on my face and i'll guess your weight :rolleyes:

Boy Named Sue
04-21-2006, 08:24 PM
Or you could always try the classic, " you're not that cute, but i'd put it in your butt."
Edgy. It just might work.

RitcheyRch
04-21-2006, 09:02 PM
Hey biotch wanna phuck

wing-n-it
04-21-2006, 09:09 PM
For women over 50
I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes

bignet
04-21-2006, 11:01 PM
"Are you from Tennessee?" Cuz everytime I look at you it's a ten-I-see :rolleyes:
that is soooo freakin cheeesy!!!
bignet

bignet
04-21-2006, 11:06 PM
Say to her: "Man you look fat in those jeans!" She'll say "What!"....You say: " you know Pretty Hot And Tempting!"
:crossx:
bignet

hondajoey
04-22-2006, 01:10 PM
Baby do you like to cuttle after sex
or just take the money and leave

Kev-o
04-22-2006, 01:25 PM
It's thanksgiving would you like to come to my house for some stuffing? (did not work for me YET!)

Mrs. River918
04-22-2006, 04:46 PM
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away
Were you arrested earlier? It should be illegal to look that good
I heard this one on the radio the other day:
Men walk into her chest, and then say "If they weren't so large it wouldn't of happened
:boxed: :rollside: :boxed: :rollside: :boxed: :rollside:

PipesClean
04-22-2006, 08:03 PM
You wanna go in halves on a BASTARD?

Wake Havasu
04-22-2006, 09:46 PM
“The twenty million dollar airlines settlement does not help with the loneliness I suffer because of the loss of my wife.”

bignet
04-23-2006, 12:01 AM
"Do you mind if I rub this on your leg?"
Sometimes it works and sometimes it don't!!! :crossx:

ROZ
04-23-2006, 12:23 AM
All those lines work best after you slip her a roofie :rolleyes: :D

shueman
04-23-2006, 03:48 AM
It's closing time; bend over and I'll drive you home.... :p

Nicked prop
04-23-2006, 06:51 AM
but we can do it doggy style and I'll cover up the mirror on my headboard.

beyondhelpin
04-23-2006, 06:21 PM
I would break you open like a shotgun and drive you to Dallas. :crossx:

Kilrtoy
04-23-2006, 07:11 PM
When your hot you just take what you want :boxed:
OK....
Were you raised on a chicken farm? Cus you sure know how to raise a cock

dragboat
04-23-2006, 07:14 PM
A friend of mine said....He said to her ... If you buy me a drink I'll dance with you! They have been maried for 21 years and have three kids.

Biglue
04-23-2006, 07:22 PM
A friend of mine said....He said to her ... If you buy me a drink I'll dance with you! They have been maried for 21 years and have three kids.
Bet he'll never do that again. :D J/K.

acatitude
04-23-2006, 07:39 PM
“The twenty million dollar airlines settlement does not help with the loneliness I suffer because of the loss of my wife.”
Now this has to work the best

ROZ
04-23-2006, 07:42 PM
Now this has to work the best
Yea, as long as his wife don't come to the bar looking for him :D

bignet
04-24-2006, 09:41 PM
When your hot you just take what you want :boxed:
OK....
Were you raised on a chicken farm? Cus you sure know how to raise a cock
Ok...that's pretty cheesy, but how about this one...
Your daddy must've been a farmer, cuz I haven't seen melons like that in a long time!
bignet

abraman1326
04-25-2006, 09:39 AM
Do you sleep on your stomach:
No- Can I?
Yes- You want to sleep on mine?
BRA

28Prowler525
04-25-2006, 09:47 AM
I can lick my own eyebrows.

Cole Trickle
04-25-2006, 10:30 AM
I'm new to town and get lost easily..... Can you give me directions to your house?
or
I might not be Fred Flinstone but I sure can make the Bed Rock

sigepmock
04-25-2006, 11:14 AM
Wow!!!! You don't sweat much for a fat chick.....

ChumpChange
04-25-2006, 11:53 AM
Can I get some fries with that shake?

bignet
04-25-2006, 09:01 PM
Cheesiest of all....
So you got any mexican in ya??? Want some?
:crossx:
bignet

flatnfast
04-25-2006, 09:45 PM
Wanna go halfers on a bastard child?
Excuse me, but do you sleep on your stomach? can I?