Beauty Product For Men!

[BarryMac]

ATTENTION ALL MEN:
Do people call you Fatty?
Do people call you Baldy?
Do people call you Ugly?
Do people call you Shortly?
Do people call you Stupid?
Do people call you Loser?
Are you over 30, 40, 50, or even 60 or
Are you a Tired Old Freight Dawg??
Worst of all, have the women lost interest in you?
Do not despair.
Now there is a new "Male Beauty Product" on the market that will
change all of that.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1628mercedes.bmp
Price tag.....$182,000

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:supp: :supp: wow.. nice car..

[Coleitis22]

ATTENTION ALL MEN:
Do people call you Fatty?
Do people call you Baldy?
Do people call you Ugly?
Do people call you Shortly?
Do people call you Stupid?
Do people call you Loser?
Are you over 30, 40, 50, or even 60 or
Are you a Tired Old Freight Dawg??
Worst of all, have the women lost interest in you?
Do not despair.
Now there is a new "Male Beauty Product" on the market that will
change all of that.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1628mercedes.bmp
Price tag.....$182,000
If you meet all the criteria, you probably can't afford that thing. If you can, you would have to lock yourself inside it 24/7. :redface:

[Ziggy]

Well at least from the drivers position the gunsite has been removed :rolleyes: :p
Sorry couldn't help myself Barry :D :D

[RiverDave]

Parked right next to one of those last week.. Bad F'n Ass is all I can say about that.. the SLK 55 is what it is I believe..
RD

[Boat Loan Guy]

Damn I am in luck, now all I need is about 200,000...

[Dr. Eagle]

I think I was trying to use the Eliminator that way, kind of a 30 foot wang extention...

[RiverOtter]

That car needs me :cool:

[HammerDown]

Isn't that the truth...you could put a toad in that car...and a woman would need a turkey pan between her leg's to catch all the drippin's :rolleyes:

[uvindex]

Parked right next to one of those last week.. Bad F'n Ass is all I can say about that.. the SLK 55 is what it is I believe.. RDActually, I think that is the 2005 SLR McLaren. (And the SRP is over $450K!) :boxed: see http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLR.jsp

[Phat Matt]

Actually, I think that is the 2005 SLR McLaren. (And the SRP is over $450K!) :boxed: see http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLR.jsp
CA tax on that thing would be over $35k alone!

[RiverOtter]

CA tax on that thing would be over $35k alone!
In TN it's about $50

[ROZ]

SLR McLaren...
0-60 3.8 sec with a top speed around 207mph...

[BarryMac]

Actually, I think that is the 2005 SLR McLaren. (And the SRP is over $450K!) :boxed: see http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLR.jsp
Hmmm, wonder what the lease payment would be???

[uvindex]

Hmmm, wonder what the lease payment would be???It's funny, the M-B site has a lease/financing calculator that seems to include every model EXCEPT the McClaren SLR. I guess it's one of those, "if you're trying to figure out payments for this bad boy, you're shopping for the wrong car" kind of things. :)

[IN2MX]

Ohhhh...You guys have ruined him now..... :jawdrop:
Kilr, How you gunna come up with that much cash???? You know Yvonne can't be seen riding around in that ole jalopy of a Corvette now, don't ya? :D :D

[TheLurker]

It's funny, the M-B site has a lease/financing calculator that seems to include every model EXCEPT the McClaren SLR. I guess it's one of those, "if you're trying to figure out payments for this bad boy, you're shopping for the wrong car" kind of things. :)
I think there is two versions of the car. The high dollar one from McClaren and has a carbon fiber body along with a little more HP.

[HammerDown]

Actually, I think that is the 2005 SLR McLaren. (And the SRP is over $450K!) :boxed: see http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLR.jsp
Well then, all's thats need is a bigger turkey pan.

[TheLurker]

The 2005 SLR McLaren
MSRP $452,750.00*
Chassis
Body construction Body shell and chassis are made entirely from high-strength carbon fiber. Used in race cars and airplanes, carbon fiber is extremely strong and light weight compared to conventional materials. This material ensures outstanding strength, rigidity and energy absorption
Engine
AMG-built supercharged 5,439-cc 36-valve 90°V-8. Dry-sump lubrication.
Net power 617 hp @ 6500 rpm
Net torque 575 lb-ft @ 3,250 - 5,000 rpm

[uvindex]

AMG-built supercharged 5,439-cc 36-valve 90°V-8. Dry-sump lubrication.
Anybody know how a V-8 can have 36 valves? (36/8=4.5 valves per cylinder. :) I must be missing something.)

[TheLurker]

Anybody know how a V-8 can have 36 valves? (36/8=4.5 valves per cylinder. :) I must be missing something.)
Must be a typo in their brochure. I just copied and pasted from here.
http://www.mbusa.com/brand/container.jsp?/models/features/specs/overview_engine.jsp&modelCode=SLR&class=05_SLR&spec=0&menu=2_0
Since they can’t get the brochure right how can I be sure they know how to build a car that won't breakdown? I dont think I will buy one now. :D

[locogringo]

the test reports on that Mclaren are that it is overly sensitive with its steering and steering components. Something about it wanting to create its own course rapidly and without warning whenever it encounters rough road or roads that are a little uneven etc. I'd still take one without crying too much though. For $500k I could get a year's worth of lap-dances also...

[a catered life]

i finally see what some women see in a big strong man with a nice car :yuk: cause some ones gotta pay for it