>>>>>>>NEW BUSINESS<<<<<<<<<<,

[topless]

As you all know, HolyMoly and I have started a business and would appreciate your support. I know that since we are all a really tight knit group that we all support each other. The sense of humor sales will be sky rocketing very soon so we might go public and you can get in on the stock shares before they go thruogh the roof...........We will all be rich soon. Don forget the Jizz be gone either. That is a real hot item right now.
Thank you for your support
Topless and HolyMoly..
P.S. We also need a really catchy name for the company. Any suggestions? :)

[Havasu Hangin']

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/74setupz.gif

[HM]

I just added a couple new products that was inspired by a local in the Just Jets forum.
Jer Ultimate Tissue
One tissue can absorb as the same amount of tears as the leading box of tissue!!! We developed this on not your ordinary cry baby folks. No, we went to the superstar of all cry babies and put our engineers to work. Yes, this product was developed directly with Jer himself...we have the spread sheets to prove it! So, for your average Sand Bar cry baby, these things will absorb faster than Killrtoy can give a body cavity search.
And, our new product, launching our Pharmaceutical line:
Hate Be Gone.
It is a hybrid of Prozak and Viagra. When you take this product, you will be too busy masterbating to the Tech Section of ***boat to even worry about hatin' on people who are better than you. And tests have shown that people with tendancies to masterbate other creatures are now more satisfied with just masterbating themselves. What is really cool about this product, is the fact that we get to use the word masterbating multiple times.
We are working on a couple other products that are TOP SECRET, but I will let one cat out of the bag....The "Tom Brown Self Dominatrix Kit" which needs no explantion.
Stay Tuned...
Now back to our normal drama programming.

[GHT]

As you all know, HolyMoly and I have started a business and would appreciate your support. I know that since we are all a really tight knit group that we all support each other. The sense of humor sales will be sky rocketing very soon so we might go public and you can get in on the stock shares before they go thruogh the roof...........We will all be rich soon. Don forget the Jizz be gone either. That is a real hot item right now.
Thank you for your support
Topless and HolyMoly..
P.S. We also need a really catchy name for the company. Any suggestions? :)
Why are you calling me out for the Jizz-B-Gone???? :rolleyes:

[Jordy]

What can you guys do with dead horses???? :notam:

[topless]

Don't tell them about the new Fag Be Gone yet because it might just close down the Bench Racer section.

[GHT]

What can you guys do with dead horses???? :notam:
Depends on what country your in... Some people eat them... Some people bury them. But most people >>>>>>>>>>>>BEAT THEM<<<<<<<<<<<< :crossx: :crossx:

[topless]

Depends on what country your in... Some people eat them... Some people bury them. But most people >>>>>>>>>>>>BEAT THEM<<<<<<<<<<<< :crossx: :crossx:I call a company named Stiles Animal Removal and for 125.00 they will just haul the animal away but it has to truely be dead.

[HM]

What can you guys do with dead horses???? :notam:
Watch this!
I can kick it like this. And like this. Did you see this? How about like this? I can get real creative like throwing rocks! Or, doing the WWF cage of death jumping from the ceiling with the flying elbow slam! That one is worth seeing several times and in slow motion. BTW - I do all my own stunts. Did I show you how I could kick it like this? I did? It is always better the second time, like lasagna. I can kung fu kick it. Punt it. Slice it and Dice it. And with Topless's help, we can tag team it, hot oil wrestle it (o.k. we really just do that by ourselves...but I wasn't supposed to tell), and we can irritate the hell out of just about anyone who can't laugh at themselves.
Now, I know you asked me to keep your name out of these things, but it is kinda hard when you keep posting. So, when you post, and I quote you....does that technically count as mentioning your name and keeping you out. I haven't read the latest rules.
Any questions?

[topless]

Watch this!
I can kick it like this. And like this. Did you see this? How about like this? I can get real creative like throwing rocks! Or, doing the WWF cage of death jumping from the ceiling with the flying elbow slam! That one is worth seeing several times and in slow motion. BTW - I do all my own stunts. Did I show you how I could kick it like this? I did? It is always better the second time, like lasagna. I can kung fu kick it. Punt it. Slice it and Dice it. And with Topless's help, we can tag team it, hot oil wrestle it (o.k. we really just do that by ourselves...but I wasn't supposed to tell), and we can irritate the hell out of just about anyone who can't laugh at themselves.
Now, I know you asked me to keep your name out of these things, but it is kinda hard when you keep posting. So, when you post, and I quote you....does that technically count as mentioning your name and keeping you out. I haven't read the latest rules.
Any questions?OMG!!!!! You told them about our hot oil wrestling matches :mad: YOU FARGING BASTAGE :mad:

[GHT]

I call a company named Stiles Animal Removal and for 125.00 they will just haul the animal away but it has to truely be dead.
I would hope they charge you only half that for the horse in your siggy... :)

[WaTchTheGelCoat]

Watch Before Posting (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php)

[Windy]

You know you got my support Ali. :p

[topless]

You know you got my support Ali. :pThank you hun. Do you need a job helping our researchers with our new Fag Be Gone product? :idea:

[MagicMtnDan]

http://archives.cjr.org/year/99/6/goodhumor.jpg
http://www.missabigail.com/images/humor.gif

[topless]

http://archives.cjr.org/year/99/6/goodhumor.jpg
http://www.missabigail.com/images/humor.gif>>>>>>>>>>LOOK HOLYMOLY<<<<<<<<<<< Our first satisfied customer. :) And come back soon MMD. :idea:

[lucky]

Don't tell them about the new Fag Be Gone yet because it might just close down the Bench Racer section.
well , if that wasn't a blow below the belt :)

[HM]

well , if that wasn't a blow below the belt :)
You still here after the sever shin kicking I gave you? Don't make me go Chipmunk Style Kung Fu on you!!!!

[barbigrl]

I have proof that Topless's and HolyMoly's product work!! Look at all the abuse I take on this site and don't give a rats ass!!! :) :)

[HM]

I have proof that Topless's and HolyMoly's product work!! Look at all the abuse I take on this site and don't give a rats ass!!! :) :)
BarbiGirl is testing one of our new products "Camel Toe Be Gone", but I am not to happy about this product, but some women want it?
Oh shit, I think I am going to get physically abused on that one. :D

[OutCole'd]

BarbiGirl is testing one of our new products "Camel Toe Be Gone", but I am not to happy about this product, but some women want it?
Oh shit, I think I am going to get physically abused on that one. :D
Does this product come in an HD model?

[moneypit]

How-a-bout "illegals be-gone"?
:2purples: :2purples: SLOGAN: If it smells like Wheel Barreled Dog meat, its Mexified!
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[topless]

Here is a link to just some of our products. Put your orders in soon because they sell very quickly.HolyTop products (http://http://www.greatinventions.tv/)

[barbigrl]

BarbiGirl is testing one of our new products "Camel Toe Be Gone", but I am not to happy about this product, but some women want it?
Oh shit, I think I am going to get physically abused on that one. :D
I am gonna kick your ass!!!! :mad: :crossx: :220v:
:p :rollside:

[topless]

I am gonna kick your ass!!!! :mad: :crossx: :220v:
:p :rollside:
You can if you want but first give us the test results. :crossx:

[460 jus getn it]

this shit dont work.....i want my money back............................................

[toppless]

I could use a laugh :crossx:

[Rexone]

HM I'm finding it ironic that you gave LV a load of that Hate be Gone last week and then he goes all berserko.

[riverroyal]

you guys have any drive showers????last time I checked outta stock

[Rexone]

Building the new ones now, hoping to be done by end of the month or very close to it. Had a problem getting the right thickness material, some 316 is getting tough to find.

[HM]

HM I'm finding it ironic that you gave LV a load of that Hate be Gone last week and then he goes all berserko.
HolyCrap.....you actually used it correctly! If you get a package that is ticking, do yourself a favor and just throw it way, before noon, in a dumpster far away.
Jer did not let us know all his meds he was taking, and he ended up having an interaction between drugs. Good thing we got him to sign a waiver!!!!

[Rexone]

It's ironic how I was so poor on the use of this word with no intention of learning about it and now I've mastered it's use. I posted another example in BR I'm sure you'll appreciate. :)

[HM]

It's ironic how I was so poor on the use of this word with no intention of learning about it and now I've mastered it's use. I posted another example in BR I'm sure you'll appreciate. :)
Yes, and ironically, you are now an official Bench Racing Fag. :D