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comin' unscrewed
02-09-2005, 02:25 PM
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
-Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54, more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up.
-Your Wife

INSman
02-09-2005, 04:16 PM
That right there is funny, I don't care who ya' are !! :D
"GIT-R-Done" !!

Brady Bunch
02-09-2005, 04:26 PM
That's funny.......... :hammer2:

Ziggy
02-09-2005, 04:58 PM
Yeah but which hotel has the better soap and shampoo bottles to steal?...got to keep the important issues at hand here :D :D

Keith
02-09-2005, 05:05 PM
:D :D :D