HCS
02-10-2005, 02:50 PM
Angry about having to complete his farm duties before breakfast, a little boy stomps outside to feed the animals. When he gets over to the chickens, he kicks one of them. Then, he goes to feed the cows and kicks one of them, too. Next, he kicks a pig. Back inside, his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs or bacon?" he whines. "And why don't I have any milk in my cereal?"
"Well," his mother says, "I saw yo kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week. And I saw you kick the cow, so no milk for a week either."
Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half-way across the room. The boy looks up at his mother with a big smile and says, "So, are you going to tell him or should I?"
"How come I don't get any eggs or bacon?" he whines. "And why don't I have any milk in my cereal?"
"Well," his mother says, "I saw yo kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week. And I saw you kick the cow, so no milk for a week either."
Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half-way across the room. The boy looks up at his mother with a big smile and says, "So, are you going to tell him or should I?"