I Have A Very Cocky Son!!!

[Big Bear]

I am taking my 25 year old son to Havasu for the first time the weekend before Memorial Day. When we talked about where to stay, he said he would just sleep on the boat because he figures to find a good looking bedwarmer to keep him company. My question is this. Do I let him do it if he can? I told him that Dad needs to get laid on his own boat before Junior does. What do you think?????

[LUVNLIFE]

He's 25, toss him a condom and tell him if he can reel her in then have at it :D :D

[jdf]

get his own boat or do it on the beach

[Big Bear]

Right-on Titties!!! That's exactly the response I was hoping to hear. I did tell him there was no way in hell he was getting laid on my new boat before I did! He just smiled at me and said "Yeah right old-man". If he wasn't such a good kid, I'd clock him and show him who's old. Actually, I'm just bringing him along as trolling bait. :D

[Advantage Adam]

tell him to find one and tag team her dad 1st :idea: :D
ROTFLMAO

[dmontzsta]

I dont know if I would want to go on driving "my" boat knowing "my son" did the nasty in/on it.

[LUVNLIFE]

Right-on Titties!!! That's exactly the response I was hoping to hear. I did tell him there was no way in hell he was getting laid on my new boat before I did! He just smiled at me and said "Yeah right old-man". If he wasn't such a good kid, I'd clock him and show him who's old. Actually, I'm just bringing him along as trolling bait. :D
Nothing wrong with using bait :D

[Sweet Addiction]

Actually, I'm just bringing him along as trolling bait. :D[/QUOTE]
Thats a good one there. Kinda like being the boat Bit**. :D

[Big Bear]

I just wanna see if he can back up his bullsh*t!! My two cousins that I am bringing along will scare away more than my son will attract. Sounds like a "push" to me. :idea:

[Ziggy]

OK thats it!!! I'm never letting my daughter out of my sight again. :p

[Big Bear]

If I was bringing my daughter instead of my son, I wouldn't let her out of my site either! Sure as hell dont need any more grandchildren. I'm tooooo young for that sh#t!!!!

[beyondhelpin]

Tell him as far as any bitches on the boat, the captain has first right of refusal!

[SHOTKALLIN]

Maybe dad ought to show the son how its done! :crossx:

[JetBoatRich]

at 25 :idea: tear it up son and make sure you clean after yourself :D

[JackieV]

Let him try...and then PLEASE tell us if he was able to reel in a HOOCHIE!
WAIT...is he cute? I could hook him up with one of my friends! :wink:

[ahhell]

OK thats it!!! I'm never letting my daughter out of my sight again. :p
NO SHIT........im sooooo glad i didnt have any girls...just 2 penises to worry about not 10 thousand............ :yuk:

[phuggit]

So long as he gasses up the boat and takes pics for the boards. :cool:

[moneypit]

Grandpa always left the boat anchored outfront for us teenagers.... Just incase we needed the stabbin cabin.. In fact thats where I got my fisrt piece... Thats right.. In the cabin of a 24' Campbell. I was 16 then.. Your kids 25. what? what?

[slink]

Ask him how he feels about sloppy seconds, cuz if it's my boat I get to run it first :eat:

[Hallett19]

Aint nobody F'in on my boat but ME !!!! :mad:

[DeltaSigBoater]

I tell my friends that if I catch them doin' it on or in my boat, they're gonna have a long walk back home.

[Greybeard]

My boy's 21. I've told him since he was 16 , "just remember to wrap it up and don't leave a mess"
The Mrs. has never appreciated it much :hammerhea

[diggler]

I dont know if I would want to go on driving "my" boat knowing "my son" did the nasty in/on it.
Actually, a hot-tub is even worse! Think about all the hot-tubs out there where the kids got "busy" in it and just left it up to the filters to clean out. ewwww.... salty water! :eek:
(I'll never tell my dad WHAT I DID in the hot-tub as a teen!!)

[BarryMac]

NO SHIT........im sooooo glad i didnt have any girls...just 2 penises to worry about not 10 thousand............ :yuk:
Yeap, with boys you only have to worry about one Penis, with Girls you have to worry about 'em all, I have three daughters, bigbear stay the hell away... :) :)

[RiverDave]

Big Bear, give him teh ole "Don't be a fool.. wrap your tool" speech and tell him to have at it.
25 years old?? LOL... :D Shit I remember a river trip where my dad was giving me the stink eye when I drove off in his rail with a blanket in the back of it.. CAn't remember how old I was, but I know I wasn't 16 becuase I couldn't drive it on the street, had to go directly into the hills across the way. :D
RD

[dmontzsta]

Actually, a hot-tub is even worse! Think about all the hot-tubs out there where the kids got "busy" in it and just left it up to the filters to clean out. ewwww.... salty water! :eek:
(I'll never tell my dad WHAT I DID in the hot-tub as a teen!!)
damn I have never really thought of that, I will not go in a hot tub again.
:idea:

[AngryJosh]

Kick his ass, then remind him he came from the head of your penis!!! Thats how I learned :wink:

[Big Bear]

Hey Jackie V! Yes my son is cute. In fact he is almost as cute as his old-man. :cool: I am more interested in fixin Dad up than junior!! "NO SUBSTITUTE FOR EXPERIENCE!! :D

[Big Bear]

To all you guys backin' my sh#t about the owner of the boat having first rights on the boat,...............you g#ddammed right I should be the first to break in the new boat!!!!! I'm locking the cabin and only pulling the key out for "MY" pleasure!!......."If my boat is a rockin', dont come a knockin"!!!! :D