Question for you Americans..

[hoolign]

How come when you order fish and chips ...you get fish and french fries..but when you order a burger with chips ..you get a burger and a bag of potatoe chips??

[Jbb]

Circular Logic

[Phat Matt]

Why is canadian bacon ham?

[HavaTan]

Bravo Matt

[coolchange]

Because Fish and Chips is an English dish.
Hamburger and chips is different than Hamburger and fries.
Don't you get SNL up there?
NO FRIES----CHEEPS!
anything else?

[Rod-64]

How come when you order fish and chips ...you get fish and french fries..but when you order a burger with chips ..you get a burger and a bag of potatoe chips??
You order fish and chips in this jerky town the servers always ask if you want fries with that. Dumbasses.

[coolchange]

Question for you hosers. Why do you spell potato with an E?
Maybe you should check your keyboard. :D

[coolchange]

You order fish and chips in this jerky town the servers always ask if you want fries with that. Dumbasses.
Isn't it kinda hard to get fish in a Jerky town anyway?

[Rod-64]

Isn't it kinda hard to get fish in a Jerky town anyway?
No, they got them here but not nowhere as good as back home in Rhode Island.

[moneypit]

Why do Canadians always end a sentence like its a question? aye?

[Rod-64]

Why did Canada send us Celine Dion?????? :yuk: :yuk:

[ahhell]

Damn Britts...now gimme my fish an' fries.......and malted vinegar :yuk: doesnt that shit suck...its all about TARTER SAUCE..... :p

[Dr. Eagle]

aye?
Not Aye, thats the Scottish term for affirmative...
It's Eh?
For we Americans, synonimous with Huh? :)

[Dr. Eagle]

Damn Britts...now gimme my fish an' fries.......and malted vinegar :yuk: doesnt that shit suck...its all about TARTER SAUCE..... :p
Funny, when I was in Orlando Florida a few years ago there was a busload of English tourists that had stopped at a Wendys. One caring mother asked her daughter "Do you want catsup on you chips and your burger?" and that was cats-up... I remember snickering inside... silly Brits... :wink:

[hoolign]

Why did Canada send us Celine Dion?????? :yuk: :yuk:
You guys were the highest bidder! :hammerhea

[Dr. Eagle]

You guys were the highest bidder! :hammerhea
Damn that eBAY! :hammerhea

[hoolign]

Why do Canadians always end a sentence like its a question? aye?
You watch to much television :rolleyes:

[Tom Brown]

I get a kick out of the southern states. When they ask you what type of toast you'd like... if you say "brown"... they will say, "All toast is brown." :confused:

[Rod-64]

Actually I love Canada........I have a friend I grew up with who now lives in Drummondville..........love those sidewalk brew pubs in Quebec.........beautiful city, I can't wait to go back.

[Tom Brown]

Quebec sux! :D

[hoolign]

Why is canadian bacon ham?
if you don't know..say..."I don't know".
As for your question.. because it is...or ..I don't know

[Dr. Eagle]

You watch to much television :rolleyes:
Eh? :wink:

[hoolign]

Quebec sux! :D
I don't think so..it's just the people that live there!..if they seperated like they were supposed to.. Newfoundland would have been closer...shorter drive home for most of Alberta
:D

[Dr. Eagle]

I don't think so..it's just the people that live there!..if they seperated like they were supposed to.. Newfoundland would have been closer...shorter drive home for most of Alberta
:D
You want the noufies closer?>???>

[Tom Brown]

People from the maritimes are cool. :cool:
That reminds me of that old joke about the Newfie who had a penis transplant but his hand rejected it.

[Dr. Eagle]

People from the maritimes are cool. :cool:
That reminds me of that old joke about the Newfie who had a penis transplant but his hand rejected it.
Damn Genetics... :eat:

[ahhell]

just gimme my fish and fries ......and hows come all the little smiley faces are red X's...where is candada anyways????????

[hoolign]

just gimme my fish and fries ......and hows come all the little smiley faces are red X's...where is candada anyways????????
North of amerkika

[Dr. Eagle]

North of amerkika
and way north of Mecksiko... :D

[ahhell]

and way north of Mecksiko... :D
Mecksiko sucks too...I like some of their burritos...(little donkeys)..with hot sauce
:cool:

[hoolign]

Mecksiko sucks too...I like some of their burritos...(little donkeys)..with hot sauce
:cool:
Why do you figure Canada..sucks?

[Dr. Eagle]

Mecksiko sucks too...I like some of their burritos...(little donkeys)..with hot sauce
:cool:
At least they don't speak French (frog) down there... :hammer2:

[ahhell]

Why do you figure Canada..sucks?
Never said Canada sucks...just sitting here tween illlegals, wondering why i cant get medical, but "they can"....I may be moving to .....never mind Im staying here...shotgun loaded.....need antoher beer :D

[hoolign]

Never said Canada sucks...just sitting here tween illlegals, wondering why i cant get medical, but "they can"....I may be moving to .....never mind Im staying here...shotgun loaded.....need antoher beer :D
Yes you did..when you replied Mexico sucks too..after your last post asking where Canada was..would imply..That you thought Canada sucked ... still with me here?? And what is illegal about Canada..or are you sittin between a Juan and a Jose??

[ahhell]

Can i withdraw my "Too" Canada has done nothing that I "know of" to piss me off yet...now wheres my fish and fries...bitch... ;)

[hoolign]

Can i withdraw my "Too" Canada has done nothing that I "know of" to piss me off yet...now wheres my fish and fries...bitch... ;)
yes you can ..and you gain 1 point for proper spelling and capitalization...Bitch
:D

[ahhell]

come on over...we're havin blackened salmon tonight...bitch... :wink:

[hoolign]

come on over...we're havin blackened salmon tonight...bitch... :wink:
with chips or fries?

[ahhell]

with chips or fries?
what do you call baked taters...???...
costco style....(football sized)

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

Hey Hoolign.....
I thought your Navy was gonna send their ship to the gulf war ???
How do you get that thing out of Lake Ontario ???
Hehe!!
CJG

[Dr. Eagle]

Hey Hoolign.....
I thought your Navy was gonna send their ship to the gulf war ???
How do you get that thing out of Lake Ontario ???
Hehe!!
CJG
Now there's a dilema, one ship.... hmmmm do we protect the Pacific or the Atlantic... :D

[hoolign]

Now there's a dilema, one ship.... hmmmm do we protect the Pacific or the Atlantic... :D
It's actually on display at sears in Vancouver

[Dr. Eagle]

It's actually on display at sears in Vancouver
Ahhhhhhhh Pacific it is! :D

[WYRD]

come on over...we're havin blackened salmon tonight...bitch... :wink:
What time you want me there??? :rollside: :D

[ahhell]

What time you want me there??? :rollside: :D
sorry ...tis gone, the oldest had a couple friends over and BAM.... food be gone...16 y/o boys eat ALOT.and then want more.......... :skull:

[WYRD]

sorry ...tis gone, the oldest had a couple friends over and BAM.... food be gone...16 y/o boys eat ALOT.and then want more.......... :skull:
I hear ya man.............make more next time cause I am only down the road!!! :wink:

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

It's actually on display at sears in Vancouver
F'n LOL!!!!.....Great One !!!!..... :D

[minnesota_duane]

Why do you figure Canada..sucks?
Because I'm 90 miles away and I have seen them drive. I know some canadian chicks and they do :)

[WYRD]

Because I'm 90 miles away and I have seen them drive. I know some canadian chicks and they do :)
That makes you partialy Canadian huh? I bet you say ABOUUUTTTE! :squiggle: