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MsDrmr
03-01-2005, 01:56 PM
Someone used to post a joke a day, what happend?
canuck1
03-01-2005, 01:58 PM
I don't know where Tom Brown is
MsDrmr
03-01-2005, 02:01 PM
thats funny, thanks, thats the first time I have laughed in a while, I needed that (sorry Tom)
HCS
03-01-2005, 02:47 PM
Mine are in the joke thread. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
3rd grade alcoholic.
A third-grade teacher asked one of her
Students to spell the word straight. The
Boy did so. Then the teacher asked,
"What is the definition of the word?"
The boy replied, "Without Ice."
MsDrmr
03-01-2005, 02:48 PM
Thats a good one. :D
Huckleberry
03-02-2005, 05:33 AM
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot.
Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to
buy, and Joe Bob went to the backroom to find it.
From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."