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taxman
03-10-2005, 12:01 PM
GIVE ME THE SHOCKER LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO C_M :eek:
Unforgiven
03-10-2005, 12:06 PM
GIVE ME THE SHOCKER LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO C_M :eek:
TRIED???? and the end result was???
Mrs.Racer277
03-10-2005, 12:07 PM
TMI :rollside:
lucky
03-10-2005, 12:08 PM
TRIED???? and the end result was???
must have went somt'n like this - one in the hole and a hand on the pole :jawdrop:
Unforgiven
03-10-2005, 12:10 PM
TMI :rollside:
too much info or too much insertion??
smalls
03-10-2005, 12:14 PM
Insted of 2indagoo and 1indapoo musta been 3 inda....................DANG
taxman
03-10-2005, 12:21 PM
Ladies and Gentleman I Said TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Has anyone else experienced this type of oh behavior!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WYRD
03-10-2005, 12:25 PM
GIVE ME THE SHOCKER LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO C_M :eek:
and you said here let me show you................http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_6_7.gif :D :D
lucky
03-10-2005, 12:25 PM
Ladies and Gentleman I Said TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Has anyone else experienced this type of oh behavior!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tight ass
Unforgiven
03-10-2005, 12:25 PM
Ladies and Gentleman I Said TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Has anyone else experienced this type of oh behavior!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no comment...you might ask mrs racer... :idea:
WYRD
03-10-2005, 12:26 PM
no comment...you might ask mrs racer... :idea:
or just RACER :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :D
Mrs.Racer277
03-10-2005, 12:27 PM
no comment...you might ask mrs racer... :idea:
I will NEVER tell! :D :rolleyes: :D
WYRD
03-10-2005, 12:31 PM
Ladies and Gentleman I Said TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Has anyone else experienced this type of oh behavior!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just let LOOSE! :D
taxman
03-10-2005, 12:34 PM
I cant post a pic of her will some one put it up for me I want everyone to know who she is and also I can show her this when she gets home
MRS FLYIN VEE
03-10-2005, 12:36 PM
I cant post a pic of her will some one put it up for me I want everyone to know who she is and also I can show her this when she gets home
where is it.. :jawdrop: :shift:
flattie
03-10-2005, 12:39 PM
Thats an old chineese TRICK you will blow your load about 10' and it will be the mother load
moneypit
03-10-2005, 12:39 PM
Something smells "nutty" in here. :lightsabe
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WYRD
03-10-2005, 12:41 PM
I think it is sick man fu**ing gross!! You should kick her to the curb for doing that just wrong.......................and oh btw when you kick her out give her my number would ya! :2purples: :crossx:
lucky
03-10-2005, 12:44 PM
I cant post a pic of her will some one put it up for me I want everyone to know who she is and also I can show her this when she gets home amm - I'd not recomed this ! as you may never get IT again . or anything else for that matter --
by the way an old red neck tip - when doing her in the back door - upon exiting - take booth your tumbs and jab her in the ribs - this causes her "tighten" up and it's all clean from there on out ! :eek: :2purples:
WYRD
03-10-2005, 12:45 PM
Well here she is........................WOW Very nice!! You should of let her do it :D :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2278shocker.jpg
taxman
03-10-2005, 12:48 PM
OK I ADMIT IT SHE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hammerhea
lucky
03-10-2005, 12:48 PM
we wanna see the finger - as they say proof is in the pudd'n
WYRD
03-10-2005, 12:53 PM
we wanna see the finger - as they say proof is in the pudd'n
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/139michael.jpg
JB in so cal
03-10-2005, 12:53 PM
amm - I'd not recomed this ! as you may never get IT again . or anything else for that matter --
by the way an old red neck tip - when doing her in the back door - upon exiting - take booth your tumbs and jab her in the ribs - this causes her "tighten" up and it's all clean from there on out ! :eek: :2purples:
Too effin funny right there...
ROZ
03-10-2005, 01:09 PM
I guess you finally got a freak.... since you ain't too comfortable with her tactics, send her over here.... :D
hoolign
03-10-2005, 01:16 PM
Ladies and Gentleman I Said TRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Has anyone else experienced this type of oh behavior!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah..i had a chick put her finger in there..I told that bitch..." you have 20 minutes to get that outta there!" :p
WYRD
03-10-2005, 01:20 PM
Yeah..i had a chick put her finger in there..I told that bitch..." you have 20 minutes to get that outta there!" :p
LMAO!! :D :D
taxman
03-10-2005, 01:28 PM
Tomorrow is her birthday and I am going to get her a set of beads on a rope
Phat Matt
03-10-2005, 01:32 PM
Tomorrow is her birthday and I am going to get her a set of beads on a rope
For you or her? :hammerhea
WYRD
03-10-2005, 01:33 PM
Tomorrow is her birthday and I am going to get her a set of beads on a rope
for you or her? :devil: :D Nevermind I don't wanna know..........aw who am I kiddin I really do wanna know :D
BarryMac
03-10-2005, 01:34 PM
She's probably pissed at you because of the chick in your avatar, when she went for the reach around she was thinking to herself, your gonna pay focker, the shocker is on it's way... :D :D
taxman
03-10-2005, 01:41 PM
I have been sitting by the pool most of the day drinking beer so when she gets home i will be good and shitty. :eek: TWINKLE TWINKLE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordy
03-10-2005, 01:45 PM
Wow, lots of gay threads going on around here these days and they all seem to have some tie to boredmont. :idea:
I don't know which is worse, the fact that she tried to do it or you coming on the internet and telling the world about it... :jawdrop: :hammer2: :D :idea:
hoolign
03-10-2005, 01:48 PM
I have been sitting by the pool most of the day drinking beer so when she gets home i will be good and shitty. :eek: TWINKLE TWINKLE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya know it would be suiting if you played ozzy's "bark at the moon" right then
:D
MRS FLYIN VEE
03-10-2005, 01:59 PM
amm - I'd not recomed this ! as you may never get IT again . or anything else for that matter --
by the way an old red neck tip - when doing her in the back door - upon exiting - take booth your tumbs and jab her in the ribs - this causes her "tighten" up and it's all clean from there on out ! :eek: :2purples:
ROTFLMAO!! I had to read that twice before I got it.. LMAO!! OMG!! :D :D :D :D
lucky
03-10-2005, 02:03 PM
ROTFLMAO!! I had to read that twice before I got it.. LMAO!! OMG!! :D :D :D :D
well we have the shocker , and now the squeker :idea: :D
MRS FLYIN VEE
03-10-2005, 02:07 PM
well we have the shocker , and now the squeker :idea: :D
LMAO!! sqeaky wheel gets the oil.. :jawdrop: :D .
HOOTER SLED-
03-10-2005, 04:15 PM
taxman. Did she give you the reach around and the Dirty Sanchez??? :crossx: :D
taxman
03-10-2005, 04:24 PM
no Sanchez it was a blow job dealio
HOOTER SLED-
03-10-2005, 04:28 PM
no Sanchez it was a blow job dealio
Doesn't mean she couldn't put her shit finger in your mouth. :D :jawdrop:
BarryMac
03-10-2005, 04:36 PM
Doesn't mean she couldn't put her shit finger in your mouth. :D :jawdrop:
LMAO...
barbigrl
03-10-2005, 04:40 PM
taxman. Did she give you the reach around and the Dirty Sanchez??? :crossx: :D
I just learned what the dirty sanchez was this past summer.....my friends were leary on telling me what it was....hahhahahaa pretty bad http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_127.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxmk146YYUS')