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CJ
03-10-2005, 02:35 PM
Cat Shoots Owner
Thu Mar 10, 9:03 AM ET Strange News - AP
BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.
Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.
Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.
A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.
State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.

My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-10-2005, 02:41 PM
Is that the real reason? :D

jackpunx
03-10-2005, 02:45 PM
shouldnt this be in cats and tunnels?

barbigrl
03-10-2005, 02:50 PM
It is the idiot's fault for leaving the gun out....not the kitty's!!! :hammer2:

hoolign
03-10-2005, 02:53 PM
Pussy can be very dangerous if not treated nice! :D

My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-10-2005, 02:53 PM
It is the idiot's fault for leaving the gun out....not the kitty's!!! :hammer2:
That's right! Kitties don't kill people . . . nevermind. :cool:

barbigrl
03-10-2005, 03:01 PM
Pussy can be very dangerous if not treated nice! :D
Ain't that the truth!!!

BarryMac
03-10-2005, 03:02 PM
Betcha that cat saw the business end of a boot...

ratso
03-10-2005, 03:25 PM
Betcha that cat saw the business end of a boot...
LMAO! :D

JustMVG
03-10-2005, 03:41 PM
At least the guy's ok and avoided what could have been .... wait for it ..... A......CATastrophe.
I know use a pun go to jail, get capitol PUNishment

Outnumbered
03-10-2005, 04:14 PM
Pussy can be very dangerous if not treated nice! :D
Ya beat me to it, "Killer Pussy" :220v:
OL

pixilatedpussy
03-10-2005, 07:40 PM
Pussy can be very dangerous if not treated nice! :D
YEP! :devil:

bigkatboat
03-10-2005, 08:00 PM
Moral to this story is; "Don't buy that OLD ROY cat food at Walmart!"

MudPumper
03-10-2005, 09:15 PM
One more reason to own a Glock, they can't fire when they are dropped. :D

SBullet
03-10-2005, 10:41 PM
Moral to this story is; "Don't buy that OLD ROY cat food at Walmart!"
No shit!!

1978 Rogers
03-11-2005, 07:44 AM
No shit!!
The cat probably couldn't eating that Ol Roy.