The Best Husband....

[OGShocker]

:D
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands -free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat it's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000"
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" :eek:

[Mr.Havasu]

I Love it!
Reminds me of Danny Davito in Ruthless People when he got a call from a wrong number :eek:

[looky_lou]

hehehe............................................ The owner of that cel phone is going to be :cry:

[Ziggy]

hehehe............................................ The owner of that cel phone is going to be :cry:
With a wife that happy he might be smiling for a little while, then die when the bills show up.

[Krazy K]

I Love it!
Reminds me of Danny Davito in Ruthless People when he got a call from a wrong number :eek:
"Debbie? Debbie's kinda busy right now, my dicks in her mouth!"
(hangs up) "God, I love wrong numbers!"

[Mrs. 4-B]

I think the phone belongs to Kilrtoy! :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

lmao! :D

[IN2-IN2MX]

Pretty funny. Poor wifey, she thought it was her birthday!