View Full Version : Dear Gone2River.........
topless
03-14-2005, 09:47 AM
I'm sorry that March 14 (Steak and BJ day) will be very lonley for you. I know you wanted me to spend it with you but seeing that it would only be steak day for you, it wouldn't be worth my time. Maybe you can go play miniature golf with you 7 yr old. If you contact that plastic surgeon that I recommended, perhaps next year you might have a chance to fully enjoy this very special holiday for men.
Sincerely,
Topless. :D
hoolign
03-14-2005, 10:00 AM
Ya know Topless, it brings a tear to my eye when you start showing your compassionate side :rolleyes:
MRS FLYIN VEE
03-14-2005, 10:04 AM
Damn I feel so out of the loop.. what have I missed. ;) :D
hoolign
03-14-2005, 10:08 AM
Damn I feel so out of the loop.. what have I missed. ;) :D
Topless has a unique admirerer
:D
topless
03-14-2005, 10:11 AM
Topless has a unique admirerer
:DUnique or Eunuch???? :jawdrop:
MRS FLYIN VEE
03-14-2005, 10:14 AM
:eek: :)
hoolign
03-14-2005, 10:15 AM
Unique or Eunuch???? :jawdrop:
I was'nt sure of the spelling
:hammer2:
Mrs.Racer277
03-14-2005, 10:15 AM
Unique or Eunuch???? :jawdrop:
OUCH! :2purples:
barbigrl
03-14-2005, 10:33 AM
Damn I feel so out of the loop.. what have I missed. ;) :D
Topless and G2R have some kind of sick love affair brewing.......
MRS FLYIN VEE
03-14-2005, 10:35 AM
Topless and G2R have some kind of sick love affair brewing.......
well it can't be that great.. I hear he has no dick? :squiggle: it must be true I read it here. :idea:
GONE2RIVER
03-14-2005, 10:51 AM
Dear Topless,
I am sorry to inform you that your information is incorrect. I have already gotten my loving this morning and will have seconds and desert when I get home. Sorry to dissapoint you, but I will not be needing your services today (OR EVER). Besides, I don't know if you could fit me into your schedule. I bet you are very busy today & that your cell phone is blowing up right about now. If I recall, what did you say you would suck a D!ck for? $7 or was it $8? Thats right, it was $7 if you spit and $8 if you swallow. Couldn't remmeber. Sorry, I wasn't paying too much attention to what you were saying. I never do. All I remember hearing you say was "how do you think my baby gets shoes." Must also be how you developted that belly on you. Lots of empty calories. So, Topless, best not be waiting around here too long. You got some cooking to do and oral festivities to perform. Can't make the customers wait. Have a nice and fulfilling day.
Gone2River
barbigrl
03-14-2005, 10:57 AM
well it can't be that great.. I hear he has no dick? :squiggle: it must be true I read it here. :idea:
I believe it is true....."AS THE PROP TURNS" :D
hoolign
03-14-2005, 10:57 AM
YOU BITCH...you told me 20 :p Canadians are always getting ripped off :p :(
Mrs.Racer277
03-14-2005, 11:26 AM
YOU BITCH...you told me 20 :p Canadians are always getting ripped off :p :(
She is always getting that exchange rate confused. :wink:
topless
03-14-2005, 11:34 AM
Dear Topless,
I am sorry to inform you that your information is correct. I haven't gotten any loving this morning and will not even have seconds or desert when I get home. Sorry to dissapoint you, (you know the dick thing) but I I wish I would be needing your services today (AND FOREVER). But, I don't know if you could fit me into your schedule. I bet you are very busy today & that your cell phone is blowing up right about now. If I recall, what did you say you would suck a D!ck for? $700 or was it $800? Thats right, it was $700 if you spit and $800 if you swallow. Couldn't remmeber. Sorry, I wasn't paying too much attention to what you were saying. I usually do. All I remember was saying was "please!!! I give ANYTHING." Sorry about my belly but since I have no dick, it doen't matter how big the belly gets because I couldn't see it even if I had one. So, Topless, best not be waiting too long. I can't preform anyway. You must have some cooking to do and oral festivities to perform. I can't make you wait for nothing anymore. Have a nice and fulfilling day. I'll miss you.
Gone2River
Thanks for you honesty, please head my advice on that surgeon, he has been awaiting your call.
I'll pray for you .
GONE2RIVER
03-14-2005, 11:53 AM
Thanks for you honesty, please head my advice on that surgeon, he has been awaiting your call.
I'll pray for you .
I will look into the surgeon. Topless Jr. (my dog) will definitely feel better because of you. Don't forget about Dr. Mustafa. I believe that he could help you get rid of your beard. He did my wife's electrolisis on her p*$$y and it is amazing. Good luck!
Kilrtoy
03-14-2005, 11:58 AM
Popcorn please
hoolign
03-14-2005, 12:14 PM
The 20 doesnt seem to bad now...I may even pay for supper :D
SHAKE-YO-AZZ
03-14-2005, 12:16 PM
Popcorn please
we may need Kettle Corn for this LMAO
topless
03-14-2005, 12:23 PM
I will look into the surgeon. Don't forget about Dr. Mustafa. I believe he could help me get rid of my excessive back and butt hair. He did my wife's electrolisis on her beard and it is amazing. Wish me luck!Good luck to you. :)
hoolign
03-14-2005, 12:33 PM
There she goes again..always trhe caring one! no wonder I want this woman :D I luvs me some Topless
My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-14-2005, 02:18 PM
Dang! I'm out of popcorn. Since over a third of this "gone2rivers" posts are about Topless, I think it's fair to say that he has a definite fixation. To quote Bill, "Me thinks thou dost protest too much."
BTW, MR. Gone2River, you are borrowing Titties and Beer's avatar. I think you should pick a more original one.
there will be a truck load of popcorn for sale at the topless and g2r show taking orders now
Gone2River has Gone2Far!!! :hammerhea
barbigrl
03-14-2005, 02:31 PM
Topless you make a dull day bright......
topless
03-14-2005, 02:33 PM
FREE POPCORN FOR ALL!!!!! :crossx:
OGShocker
03-14-2005, 02:36 PM
Nothing can compare to a horse of course, unless of course the name of the horse is the famous Mr......TOPLESS? :supp:
sure just for you ....will the be a second movie . i think the movie will win a grammy or oscar
hoolign
03-14-2005, 02:44 PM
FREE POPCORN FOR ALL!!!!! :crossx:
ceptin me! I get steak
:D
Mrs.Racer277
03-14-2005, 02:47 PM
Topless you make a dull day bright......
She is the Queen of Pot Stirring. :D
ceptin me! I get tubesteak
:D
WTF? :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D
Mrs.Racer277
03-14-2005, 02:50 PM
WTF? :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D
No need to fight :argue: boys boys plenty of steak to go around. :rolleyes: :)
hoolign
03-14-2005, 03:10 PM
WTF?I WANT TUBESTEAK!!!! :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D
It's one thing to screw with my post....but to yell that out..my god man
:D
topless
03-14-2005, 03:13 PM
Thats what G2R yelled out this morning! :jawdrop:
hoolign
03-14-2005, 03:15 PM
Thats what G2R yelled out this morning! :jawdrop:
And JUST HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT YOU CHEATIN FLUSIE!
:burningm:
thats it woman...turn the giraffe around! :D
Alright Hoolign, Truce? Remember this is about G2R! :hammerhea :hammerhea :crossx: :D :D
hoolign
03-14-2005, 03:20 PM
Alright Hoolign, Truce? Remember this is about G2R! :hammerhea :hammerhea :crossx: :D :D
Good thinkin! :D :D
barbigrl
03-14-2005, 03:24 PM
Good thinkin! :D :D
Hoolign....why is that guys ass on fire?? :confused:
Hoolign....why is that guys ass on fire?? :confused:
Cause he has a hot ass baby :D :D
Her454
03-14-2005, 03:25 PM
Nothing can compare to a horse of course,
Ya just have to keep bringin that up hu? :):):)
topless
03-14-2005, 03:27 PM
And JUST HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT YOU CHEATIN FLUSIE!
:burningm:
Not cheating. Read the 1st post! He loves me. :D
hoolign
03-14-2005, 03:29 PM
Hoolign....why is that guys ass on fire?? :confused:
why do you say his ass is on fire...
http://www.canadian-wellsite.com/images/Photo%20Gallery/GIDEON.jpg
hoolign
03-14-2005, 03:32 PM
Not cheating. Read the 1st post! He loves me. :D
After all we been through.. :(
Mrs.Racer277
03-14-2005, 03:32 PM
Cause he has a hot ass baby :D :D
Did you just say "Hooli has a hot A$$"??????
Did you just say "Hooli has a hot A$$"??????
Why Jesss, Jesss I did!! :crossx: :crossx:
topless
03-14-2005, 03:36 PM
After all we been through.. :(Don't you remember what I'm staring at here at work?????? :2purples:
Mrs.Racer277
03-14-2005, 03:38 PM
Why Jesss, Jesss I did!! :crossx: :crossx:
Are you trying to tell us something?????? :p :rolleyes:
Funny ass shit... thanks for making me laugh guys :D
hoolign
03-14-2005, 03:43 PM
Don't you remember what I'm staring at here at work?????? :2purples:
I suppose since hooli Jr is keepin an eye on ya ..your in good company..which side of the bed does he get??
topless
03-14-2005, 03:50 PM
I suppose since hooli Jr is keepin an eye on ya ..your in good company..which side of the bed does he get??
He sleeps where ever he can!!!! :D
barbigrl
03-14-2005, 03:57 PM
why do you say his ass is on fire...
http://www.canadian-wellsite.com/images/Photo%20Gallery/GIDEON.jpg
Couldn't see it as well in the tiny pic....... :rollside:
hoolign
03-14-2005, 03:59 PM
He sleeps where ever he can!!!! :D
Girrafes are very fond of both barren plains and moist crevsases..they are actually very adaptable creatures!..It's best not to startle them ..they use their necks as a wepon!
:eek:
hoolign
03-14-2005, 04:01 PM
Couldn't see it as well in the tiny pic....... :rollside:
it's actually a flare line on a offshore platform that was obviously an opportune photo situation, the pic is actually called " to many beans for supper"
:D
topless
03-14-2005, 04:06 PM
Girrafes are very fond of both barren plains and moist crevsases..they are actually very adaptable creatures!..It's best not to startle them ..they use their necks as a wepon!
:eek:
I've seen giraffes use thier massive necks as weapons on the Discovery channel!
hoolign
03-14-2005, 04:13 PM
I've seen giraffes use thier massive necks as weapons on the Discovery channel!
I'll show ya another thing they can do! :D why do you think it's called the "G" spot :D
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