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carbonmarine
03-23-2005, 03:44 PM
1. shocker
The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.
"It was an exhilerating and shocking experience" - Janet Jameson
"The shocker sets me free. After the first time, I was hooked" - Anna Kornakova
"Ewwwww, I got poo on my finger" - Chris Budz
"After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that *****. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe
"This is almost as good as what Big Johnson gave me" - One fine fox
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Jbb
03-23-2005, 03:45 PM
Hey...somebody said that went out ...in high school! :mix:

WYRD
03-23-2005, 03:46 PM
Dude get with the times you are soooooo lame!!!! :p

Mrs. casean
03-23-2005, 03:49 PM
Hey...somebody said that went out ...in high school! :mix:
I never heard of the shocker when I was in high school...???

BarryMac
03-23-2005, 03:50 PM
What a lame ass, we're trying to get modernized here on HB, the shocker is so out...

mirvin
03-23-2005, 03:51 PM
Only if "THe Raven" would have been so entertianing.....
mirvin :wink:

Tom Brown
03-23-2005, 03:51 PM
I never heard of the shocker when I was in high school...???
The only time I saw the shocker in high school was when my wood shop instructor would raise his hand.

BarryMac
03-23-2005, 03:54 PM
The only time I saw the shocker in high school was when my wood shop instructor would raise his hand.
LMAO... :D :D :D :D :D :D

barbigrl
03-23-2005, 04:00 PM
I was just recently made fun of because I did not know what the shocker was or meant! And I ran with the "cool" crowd in high school!! :confused:

me4darvr
03-23-2005, 04:12 PM
I was just recently made fun of because I did not know what the shocker was or meant! And I ran with the "cool" crowd in high school!! :confused:
damn was my thread not good enough for you guys? funny how things work.

Jordy
03-23-2005, 04:14 PM
funny how things work.
Is that funny ha-ha or funny strange??? :eek:

Flying Tiger
03-23-2005, 04:20 PM
I always ask the girl for permission before I hold them like a bowling ball.

Mrs. casean
03-23-2005, 04:21 PM
I always ask the girl for permission before I hold them like a bowling ball.
:D

Jordy
03-23-2005, 04:26 PM
I always ask the girl for permission before I hold them like a bowling ball.
I've always found it easier to beg forgivness than to ask permission. :D :D :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
03-23-2005, 04:30 PM
I've always found it easier to beg forgivness than to ask permission. :D :D :D
Is'nt it hard to beg for forgivness with that fat lip she gave you ??? :D

Jordy
03-23-2005, 04:41 PM
Is'nt it hard to beg for forgivness with that fat lip she gave you ??? :D
Never had a fat lip so I must be doing something right. :idea: ;)