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jdogginla
03-31-2005, 07:34 AM
I just slammed my thumb in the fricken file cabinet..........it won't move, it's throbbing and the finger nail is purple! I can't leave to go to the Dr, since no one else is here yet! Fock.........I feel like a lil bitch, gezzzus the pain!

Mrs.Racer277
03-31-2005, 07:42 AM
Ouch that sucks. :frown: Guess you should take the rest of the week off. Start the weekend early. :rolleyes:

Scream
03-31-2005, 07:47 AM
ICE IT NOW BEFORE IT GET'S WORSE...
Imobilize it and don't think for one minute they're not gonna drill that nail. Remember that if they do drill the nail, it will instantly feel better...
When doe's everyone appear so you can leave...

racecar.hotshoe
03-31-2005, 07:54 AM
Slam your foot in the front door you will forget all about your finger!.... :D :D

Schiada76
03-31-2005, 07:55 AM
heat a paper clip and burn it through the nail.
watch for blood geyser. :D

riverbound
03-31-2005, 08:11 AM
I just had that heppen this weekend, but it was my ppointer and middle finger. I waited to drill the nail, and I wish I would have done it much sooner. it will feel so much better once you do it.

essexjet
03-31-2005, 08:15 AM
Do what scream said, put ICE on asap and keep hand raised above the level of your heart to keep swelling down.

a catered life
03-31-2005, 08:17 AM
ouch :sqeyes: was it the beer hand

JB in so cal
03-31-2005, 08:26 AM
I just love the dedication; a true HB poster.
Finger nail gets slammed; intense pain, blood, devastation beyond imagination....................................... ...............................And he goes on here,
Got to respect that.

Mr.Havasu
03-31-2005, 08:28 AM
I just love the dedication; a true HB poster.
Finger nail gets slammed; intense pain, blood, devastation beyond imagination....................................... ...............................And he goes on here,
Got to respect that.
At least he can still type! Get to the doctor! we will be fine here without you for a couple of hours.

MsDrmr
03-31-2005, 08:29 AM
Why would you do that,,,is that your way of getting out of work for the day :wink: (should have waited til tomarrow, then you would have had a three day weekend)

Dave C
03-31-2005, 08:30 AM
suck it up you big pus..... ;)
ya drill the finger nail.

Garrddogg
03-31-2005, 08:46 AM
I bet its a biatch to answer the phone! :D :hammerhea

BarryMac
03-31-2005, 08:48 AM
you better go soak it insideher... :D :D

Liberator TJ1984
03-31-2005, 09:01 AM
Whip out you Dick and pull up on the zipper Real Fast !!!
Once you pass out the pain is Gone :crossx:

LAFD
03-31-2005, 10:18 AM
Drink,drill,drink,pass Out

MRS FLYIN VEE
03-31-2005, 10:21 AM
would this be a new meaning to the word shocker? :crossx:
sorry to hear about your thumb. I hope it is not broke. it would be too hard for you to post with us. :p

riverroyal
03-31-2005, 10:23 AM
how you gonna grip your,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Mrs.HLB1
03-31-2005, 10:29 AM
Ouch!! Hope you are feeling better today! Dumb question...but why would you drill the nail? :confused:

jdogginla
03-31-2005, 10:32 AM
Ouch!! Hope you are feeling better today! Dumb question...but why would you drill the nail? :confused:
To release the blood, so the nail doesn't fall off. I'm trying to do it myself......hurts a lil too much right now though. :cry:

MRS FLYIN VEE
03-31-2005, 10:34 AM
To release the blood, so the nail doesn't fall off. I'm trying to do it myself......hurts a lil too much right now though. :cry:
I have done that also. with the smallest drill bit you have and slowly work it till it spirts everywhere.. :)

Tom Brown
03-31-2005, 10:37 AM
... with the smallest drill bit you have and slowly work it till it spirts everywhere.. :)
That is downright erotic, Mrs. Vee. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
03-31-2005, 10:39 AM
That is downright erotic, Mrs. Vee. :D
LOL!! :devil: :p :p

Mrs.HLB1
03-31-2005, 10:52 AM
To release the blood, so the nail doesn't fall off. I'm trying to do it myself......hurts a lil too much right now though. :cry:
Good luck! I think I would rather have the nail fall off. It grows back. Maybe a little of some alcohol in ya might help. ;) ;)

surfer2001
03-31-2005, 11:08 AM
Have sex asap, you won't feel any pain whatsoever.

Screaming Pete
03-31-2005, 11:09 AM
That is downright erotic, Mrs. Vee. :D
The slower you read it the better it gets LOL
Mrs V Hows the Mr. doing?

ROZ
03-31-2005, 12:26 PM
you better go soak it insideher... :D :D
I see you've done this before :D

ROZ
03-31-2005, 12:27 PM
we will be fine here without you for a couple of hours.
yea but take your laptop just incase ...ROTFLMAO!!!!

WYRD
03-31-2005, 12:28 PM
how you gonna grip your,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
PENCIL right? :D

WYRD
03-31-2005, 12:29 PM
you better go soak it insideher... :D :D
Make sure you soak it in the right one cause the other one will leave you smelling like sheit all day :D

riverroyal
03-31-2005, 12:32 PM
sureee

Schiada76
03-31-2005, 12:36 PM
To release the blood, so the nail doesn't fall off. I'm trying to do it myself......hurts a lil too much right now though. :cry:
I'm serious, hot paper clip. Less pressure, smokes right through the nail.

Keith E. Sayre
03-31-2005, 12:42 PM
I feel for you! I know that hurts. Be glad that you're not here in Havasu
looking for relief though! 3 weeks ago, I broke my wrist very severely, I
was in tremendous pain and I sat in the Havasu ER for 6 hours before they
could see me. This was on a Tuesday morning and there was a bunch of
old folks there but noone was bleeding and they were all there for assorted
bumps and bruises type of things. The fact that you could see my bones
right under my skin didn't faze them at all. Good luck to you! Poke that nail!
Keith Sayre
Conquest Boats

riverroyal
03-31-2005, 12:46 PM
my parent just retired in havasu last year,,,1st thing locals told them was dont go to the hospital there,youll die