barbigrl
04-01-2005, 04:16 PM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan