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MRS FLYIN VEE
04-03-2005, 12:38 PM
An executive was stressed out. He had to fire one of his staff.He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a few apsirins and the executive approached her and said." Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied."could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache." :D

Wavemaker
04-03-2005, 04:28 PM
LMAO! Excellent! - Wavemaker

Kilrtoy
04-03-2005, 04:53 PM
Nice

WHITIE
04-03-2005, 09:15 PM
Thats hilarious!!!

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-04-2005, 08:25 AM
LOL!! I thought the girls would get a kick out of it. :D but seems the guys are finding it pretty funny also. :supp: :D :D

jackpunx
04-04-2005, 08:37 AM
thats a good one..lol
My grandma sent me this one this morning
> CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE
> An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening
> with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking
> for a special ring for his girlfriend.
>
> The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and
> showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want
> something very special."
>
> At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
> another
> ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The
> young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
> The
> old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
>
> The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by
> check.
> " I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write now and
> you
> can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up
> Monday afternoon," he said.
>
> Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
> "There's no money in that account."
>
> "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the
> weekend I had?" :-)
>
>

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-04-2005, 08:41 AM
ROTFLMAO!! that 's a great one.. :D tell grandma it's great. :D :D