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SoCalSouthpaw
04-25-2006, 11:26 AM
Welcome to CornHole Cafè where your experience is always AssSmackin'
Good!!!!!!!
Menu:
Sourdough Egg Sandwich w/ Spicy Fumunda Spread: 3.95
Bacon Wrapped Throat Steak served atop a Piping Hot pile of Carmelized
Shoe
String Pubes: 5.97
Meat Curtain Skillet w/ Diced Dingleberries: 7.95
Mile High FAT Titty FlapJacks: 5.50 (Served w/ Chinnut Syrup) Nipple
Whiskers: .50 xtra
Sun-dried Scrotum Strips w/ Man Ranch (creamy or chunky style upon
request):
3pc. 4.95
SIDES:
Home Style Ass Browns: Sm. 1.95 Lg. 2.95 (Feeds the whole family!!!!)
Esophagus Sausage Links: 2.95
ButtPee Soup: Cup 1.95 Bowl 3.95
Mr. Shawz Two-Balled Root Juice: 1.95 a shot (2 fer 1 special on
Tuesdays!!!!!!)
Chef's Special:
Prickley Pear Cider marinated Ribbed Round Steak smothered with Corn
infused
Poo-Poo: 10.95
Please mention any coupons when placing order.

FMluvswater
04-25-2006, 01:13 PM
Bench Racers oughtta be all over this. :confused: