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Froggystyle
04-14-2005, 08:59 PM
I put a thread up like this forever ago. Before 2002 it turns out, because I can't find it. It was a blast though, and it usually amounts to remembering a ton of great jokes.
So.... here is how it goes... Just the punchlines of your favorite jokes.
"Because it grabs grass and shoves it up my ass!"

Phat Matt
04-14-2005, 09:00 PM
"one's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker" :D

Froggystyle
04-14-2005, 09:02 PM
"one's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker" :D
OK... I need a PM on that one. But, it reminds me of one...
"One clucks defiance... the other fukcs de clients"

78Eliminator
04-14-2005, 09:07 PM
"Getting the blood off the clown suit"

mary
04-14-2005, 09:07 PM
Beacause the lezzies left lickity split while the fags were still packing there shit :eek:

Froggystyle
04-14-2005, 09:09 PM
"Getting the blood off the clown suit"
"Because the little hands make your dick look huge..."

mbrown2
04-14-2005, 09:11 PM
"Ok, Ok, I guess I will do the dishes.."

TheLurker
04-14-2005, 09:12 PM
Because she thinks you care. :D

Jordy
04-14-2005, 09:20 PM
"should have listened the first time." :hammerhea

WYRD
04-14-2005, 09:32 PM
"One makes your WHOLE WEEK, the other makes your HOLE WEAK" :D

Jordy
04-14-2005, 09:33 PM
Why the long face? :D

spectras only
04-14-2005, 09:40 PM
Girls rule and boys drool .

ROZ
04-14-2005, 09:41 PM
That ain't my belly button... Well that ain't my finger! :D

moneypit
04-14-2005, 09:52 PM
That water cold.....and its deep to!
.

CARLSON-JET
04-14-2005, 10:00 PM
OH $ hit (snaps fingers) I already lent the keys to your brother! :hammer2:

bunny 166
04-14-2005, 10:10 PM
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.... :2purples:

Jordy
04-14-2005, 11:26 PM
Does this taste funny to you? :D

Cat Skinner
04-15-2005, 04:10 AM
One has fits while she shucks and the other has to sh#t while she fu#$'s

RiverOtter
04-15-2005, 04:26 AM
How's the pale ale?

JB in so cal
04-15-2005, 05:43 AM
No, but I will for that screen door.

SB
04-15-2005, 06:18 AM
A piano? That's funny, some guy just tried to move his organ in here last nite.

Rock-A-Bye-Baby
04-15-2005, 06:23 AM
Son, why run when we can walk down there and f**k em all.

JB in so cal
04-15-2005, 06:26 AM
What'cha runnin' for honey. He said he was gonna take a s*** first.

1stepcloser
04-15-2005, 06:39 AM
.... so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

MagicMtnDan
04-15-2005, 06:58 AM
"Oooh, Arnold, you can grope me like that anytime!"

Jetboatguru
04-15-2005, 07:28 AM
So Hanson tastes it and says, "Tastes like shit too, don't step in it"

Tom Brown
04-15-2005, 07:48 AM
... and then RiverDave said, "Why no... Officer, I haven't been drinking."

goneboatin
04-15-2005, 07:53 AM
His dick was bigger so he took my five dollars.

LaveyJet
04-15-2005, 08:04 AM
Two obese Pattys, special Ross, Little Steve picking bunions on a Sesame Street Bus.

Froggystyle
04-15-2005, 08:12 AM
Wrecked him... hell... it damn near killed him!

WYRD
04-15-2005, 08:17 AM
Sometimes Way Too Much Has To Happen Before That Pu$$y Gets Wet :devil:

RexRathburn
04-15-2005, 08:21 AM
"They both have breasts, they both have thighs, and they both have greasy buckets that you throw your bone in"

topless
04-15-2005, 08:30 AM
A 12 foot cock who wants to reach out and touch someone. :crossx:

LaveyJet
04-15-2005, 08:39 AM
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
New Jersey got first pick.

ratso
04-15-2005, 08:42 AM
Why do you ask, Two Dogs F#cking?

WYRD
04-15-2005, 08:47 AM
A LickAlotOPuss!

R.A.D.man
04-15-2005, 08:59 AM
And when he comes up for the peas, you kick'em in the ice hole.

topless
04-15-2005, 09:02 AM
May I push your stool up?

R.A.D.man
04-15-2005, 09:09 AM
...cause girls don't wanna get sand in their Schlitz.
I've probably overheard this a thousand times from my dad.

Mrs. 4-B
04-15-2005, 09:16 AM
Everyone knows...a Royal Flush beats a Pair! :messedup:

LaveyJet
04-15-2005, 09:20 AM
The last guy left her hanging from the tree.

WYRD
04-15-2005, 09:21 AM
"Put it in slow then Pull the rip cord" :devil: :D

goneboatin
04-15-2005, 09:25 AM
Turn the barstool upside down.

LaveyJet
04-15-2005, 09:30 AM
one is a group of cunning runts

topless
04-15-2005, 09:35 AM
Wanna go get shit faced?

Tom Brown
04-15-2005, 09:38 AM
The pope leaned back in his chair, folded his hands behind his head, put his feet up on the table and said, "You know... you f#ckers are alright!"

MagicMtnDan
04-15-2005, 11:20 AM
"I'm glad you enjoyed that. I also happen to be a cunning linguist!" :D

life's a river
04-15-2005, 11:52 AM
"Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz? No. But I've been swung around by the (.)(.)'s.
LAR

JB in so cal
04-15-2005, 12:06 PM
Get off me daddy, you're gonna crush my Marlboros.

repo man
04-15-2005, 12:25 PM
no man can eat that much ice cream

JB in so cal
04-15-2005, 12:30 PM
...but you can't make a ***** moan.

boxscore
04-15-2005, 12:35 PM
Then Wes said... "It'll be done soon" :supp:

barbigrl
04-15-2005, 12:52 PM
A LickAlotOPuss!
MegaSoreAss

barbigrl
04-15-2005, 12:53 PM
"You dont know my name, but your boyfriend does"
"Shit she wasn't my friend"

tamalewagon
04-15-2005, 12:55 PM
"Maybe so...but I've got one hell of a mustache!"

RiverOtter
04-15-2005, 01:05 PM
tell her this is how your girlfriend likes it and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds :D

MagicMtnDan
04-15-2005, 01:14 PM
Golf joke punchlines:
* Look at the size of his putter.
* Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
* You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
* After 18 holes I can barely walk.
* My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
* Lift your head and spread your legs.
* You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
* Just turn your back and drop it.
* Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
* Damn, I missed the hole again.

charlyox
04-15-2005, 01:19 PM
No ,I said PLUCK those chickens!

JB in so cal
04-15-2005, 01:24 PM
Golf joke punchlines:
* Look at the size of his putter.
* Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
* You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
* After 18 holes I can barely walk.
* My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
* Lift your head and spread your legs.
* You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
* Just turn your back and drop it.
* Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
* Damn, I missed the hole again.
...well, if I just turn my wrist, and hold the grip here...

barbigrl
04-15-2005, 01:26 PM
"Men are like boats...one comes along every few seconds"

LaveyJet
04-15-2005, 03:23 PM
Golf joke punchlines:
* Look at the size of his putter.
* Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
* You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
* After 18 holes I can barely walk.
* My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
* Lift your head and spread your legs.
* You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
* Just turn your back and drop it.
* Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
* Damn, I missed the hole again.
Does yours look like this?
That was good, now take the club out of your mouth.
After all, we were married for 30 years.

h2oski2fast
04-15-2005, 03:47 PM
Antique farm equipment.

Tahiti350
04-15-2005, 04:32 PM
"A refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!" :yuk: :rolleyes:

Moneypitt
04-15-2005, 04:44 PM
I told the horse that all you lawyers are cheap co&ksu#kers!!

Midwest_Miss69
04-15-2005, 06:53 PM
If we don't get the support we need people will begin to think we're nuts :rollside:

ahhell
04-15-2005, 08:02 PM
Tarzan check for bee's

tamalewagon
04-15-2005, 08:37 PM
Now where's that bear I gotta screw?

voodooCanoe
04-16-2005, 11:35 AM
...cause' she has worms too and I love to fish! :yuk:
...I understand the donut glaze around your mouth, but what about the peanut butter on your forhead?

JB in so cal
04-16-2005, 12:03 PM
Does yours look like this?
That was good, now take the club out of your mouth.
After all, we were married for 30 years.
Hit the ball, drag Charlie. Hit the ball, drag Charlie.
Hell no. The last time I did that, I took a seven on this hole.

JB in so cal
04-16-2005, 12:03 PM
You wanna go campin?

goneboatin
04-16-2005, 12:37 PM
I've never had $10 before.

stoker
04-16-2005, 02:13 PM
Golf joke punchlines:
* Look at the size of his putter.
* Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
* You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
* After 18 holes I can barely walk.
* My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
* Lift your head and spread your legs.
* You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
* Just turn your back and drop it.
* Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
* Damn, I missed the hole again.
*(with a Japanese accent) what you mean wrong hole?

RiverOtter
04-17-2005, 11:06 AM
I said lick my erection not wreck my election!

Tom Brown
04-17-2005, 11:08 AM
While you were changing, I f#cked your dog.

Debbolas
04-17-2005, 02:16 PM
Put a stick-n-smell sticker on the bottom of the pool
:D
(Blonde Joke)

JB in so cal
04-17-2005, 02:33 PM
Get away from him Boy, before he craps all over you.

schmaubba
04-18-2005, 07:30 AM
OH NO MR. , i'm not a real trucker, i just found this cap!!!

goneboatin
04-18-2005, 09:21 AM
It's your turn to get in the barrel, boy.

lucky
04-18-2005, 09:27 AM
i lost the sausage after the second bar

goneboatin
04-18-2005, 09:47 AM
Dang nammit! That's the third gay rooster I've bought this week!

Cheetin Brad
04-18-2005, 09:53 PM
Whatd he say?
He sed he gonna focus.
Da bof of us?

Froggystyle
04-19-2005, 07:08 AM
"None of them know what shut the fukc up means..."

Froggystyle
04-25-2005, 07:32 AM
..."But you have sex with one goat..."

FMluvswater
12-13-2005, 06:25 PM
"DUH! Big red truck!"

Froggystyle
12-13-2005, 07:08 PM
Fo' the Drizzle.. Nizzle!

mickeyfinn
12-13-2005, 07:14 PM
I work out at the LA Fitness in Fountain Valley and need some one to help ( push ) me . Let me know if you're interested.

Boy Named Sue
12-13-2005, 07:20 PM
You shoulda been here last Saturday! Some guy was in there f'ing a f'ing CHICKEN!

olbiezer
12-13-2005, 07:27 PM
why do u ask two dogs fuc**ng?

Member: 7673
12-13-2005, 07:28 PM
One bite at a time.
:rollside:

Kachina26
12-13-2005, 07:36 PM
So then she says, "what do I got to do to the chicken?"

Chubby4Life
12-13-2005, 07:56 PM
One says: cock-a-doodle-do.
The other sayes: Any-cock'll-do.

H20skier
12-14-2005, 04:57 AM
"I'll keep an eye out for you".

H20skier
12-14-2005, 05:06 AM
" 'cause you never know how long it will last and how many inches you'll get."

pjones
12-14-2005, 06:06 AM
One's a cunning array of stunts the other is a
stunning array of ****s.

pjones
12-14-2005, 06:08 AM
It's a good thing because those are the ugliest tits I've ever seen.

Tremor Therapy
12-14-2005, 07:29 AM
NO honey, put the puzzle pieces back in the box. No matter how hard you try, the corn flakes won't make a picture of a Tiger!

Froggystyle
12-14-2005, 08:22 AM
"I said "Posse" you idiot...

pjones
12-14-2005, 08:36 AM
Rectum?....Dam near killed em...

Froggystyle
12-14-2005, 08:48 AM
"That sheep is a damned liar!"

Do F150's Float?
12-14-2005, 08:49 AM
"First I told him...then I showed him"
....i don't even know the joke...just the punchline...

JB in so cal
12-14-2005, 09:04 AM
...before I cut off his tail and painted him yellow, he was an alligator.

JB in so cal
12-14-2005, 09:05 AM
...and if you ladies don't behave, I'll put the seats back on.

AltarGirl
12-14-2005, 09:18 AM
Glad ass, happy butt, what's the difference?

riverbound
12-14-2005, 09:23 AM
....first I told him.......then I showed him :D

JB in so cal
12-14-2005, 09:24 AM
...it's her funeral, today!

Do F150's Float?
12-14-2005, 09:24 AM
....first I told him.......then I showed him :D
AHEM! Go to the end of page two :D
And another...
Hey Monkey! How much water did you drink!?!

topless
12-14-2005, 09:58 AM
Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.

JB in so cal
12-14-2005, 10:02 AM
...if it taste's like shit, you're taking too big a bite! :)

H20skier
12-15-2005, 07:19 AM
"I'm a frayed knot".

Jeanyus
12-15-2005, 08:19 AM
Why did you pick the ugly sheep.

Infomaniac
12-15-2005, 08:26 AM
"The Taste"
"Four Skin Divers"
"A quarterpounder with Cheese"

MagicMtnDan
12-15-2005, 08:34 AM
So he shaved its ass and taught it to walk backwards!

JB in so cal
12-21-2005, 03:05 PM
...whenever I swing close to the ground, it grabs a clump of grass and shoves it up my ass! :)

JB in so cal
12-21-2005, 03:07 PM
I know. I'm gonna pee waaaaaaaaaaay over there.

Havasu_Dreamin
12-21-2005, 03:12 PM
Well, not everyone pays up.

JB in so cal
12-21-2005, 03:33 PM
...I don't know about those other guys, but the one in the middle looks like Abe Lincoln.

Boatcop
12-21-2005, 03:51 PM
"Ten Bucks. Same as Downtown."
:)
"Then the priest says 'Don't start that $hit again'."
:)
"I can see my house from here"
:)
"What is this? Some kind of a joke?"
:)
"This time you hold him down and I'LL $hit on his head"
:)

lucky
12-21-2005, 04:04 PM
" did you see the dick on that thing "