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MRS FLYIN VEE
04-26-2006, 10:17 AM
The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterwards.
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied: "The funeral director would be my guess."

Eliminator 4 Life
04-26-2006, 10:20 AM
The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterwards.
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied: "The funeral director would be my guess."
So that is where Jaime has been hidding OHHHHHHHH Miguel, Char just confessed :) :rollside:

Jbb
04-26-2006, 10:20 AM
pretty harsh....ma'am.... :p

Ziggy
04-26-2006, 10:39 AM
Ouch..........I notice she left out the part about the hairdrier in the bathtub :220v: :p

Kilrtoy
04-26-2006, 10:42 AM
Im gonna go do a welfare check on the VEE'S house

dbleD's69
04-26-2006, 10:56 AM
I like that!! But don't you think there should be a book on "Woman of the House"??? :p :p :p

Wally_Gator
04-26-2006, 10:58 AM
I like that!! But don't you think there should be a book on "Woman of the House"??? :p :p :p
They would never be able to print it. The woman would never shut up long enough to finish the book...
:)

boater012
04-26-2006, 10:59 AM
There is no need for that! Women know thay are the "MAN" of the house don't worry. There mothers whisper it to them when they are in the womb!!!!! :) :crossx: . And it is engrained in them from birth.

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-26-2006, 10:59 AM
I like that!! But don't you think there should be a book on "Woman of the House"??? :p :p :p
Yep and we only have 2 rules.
#1 the wife is ALWAYS right.
#2 when the wife is wrong, refer to rule #1 :p

boater012
04-26-2006, 11:00 AM
Thay = that and they combined lol hahahaha

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-26-2006, 11:00 AM
Im gonna go do a welfare check on the VEE'S house
what house. :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-26-2006, 11:01 AM
So that is where Jaime has been hidding OHHHHHHHH Miguel, Char just confessed :) :rollside:
:) :p

Debbolas
04-26-2006, 12:04 PM
Howdy Stranger!
:D