One thing

[Jbb]

This guy can teach you a bout chemicals...is not to snort them....lol (http://www.clarkson.edu/camp/DCAMP/babu.html)

[Tom Brown]

I had an engineering prof who looked much like that. It scared us into doing our fluids assignments.

[BarryMac]

One eye for Skeet shootin the other one for tater diggin...

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

One eye for Skeet shootin the other one for tater diggin...
that made me laugh out loud...
well done lad.