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Midwest_Miss69
05-14-2005, 06:16 PM
HOW BLONDE'S MAKE COPIES--------------------
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hoolign
05-14-2005, 10:37 PM
As long as they look good doing it :D :D

my21advantage
05-15-2005, 03:36 AM
That's Just Wrong!

MagicMtnDan
05-15-2005, 05:52 AM
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." She says,"What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"
The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/humour/assets/wish_these_were_brains.jpg
A young man, wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So, he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited and she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes to get her hair done. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi hon," he says, "How do you like your new phone?"
"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. But there's one thing I don't understand. How did you know I was at the beauty parlour?"
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/174.jpg
A blonde walks into a pawn shop. She looks around for a while and then approaches the clerk. "I would like to buy that TV over there." The clerk says, "I am sorry lady, but we don't serve blondes here." The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day she returns wearing a brunette wig. "I would like to purchase that TV over there." Again the clerk says, "Lady I told you yesterday, we do not serve blondes." Now the blonde is furious. The next day she dresses like a man. She approaches the clerk and says in a deep voice, "I would like to purchase that TV over there." The clerk says, "Lady, I told you twice already. We do not sell to blondes!" She says to the clerk, "How can you tell? Yesterday I wore a wig and today I am dressed like a man. How can you tell it is me?!?!" He laughs and replies, "Because that's a microwave."

Bank Boy
05-15-2005, 07:07 AM
My beautiful Blonde wife need it explained. :p
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." She says,"What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"
The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
My beautiful Blonde wife needed it explained. :)
http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/humour/assets/wish_these_were_brains.jpg
A young man, wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So, he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited and she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes to get her hair done. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi hon," he says, "How do you like your new phone?"
"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. But there's one thing I don't understand. How did you know I was at the beauty parlour?"
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/174.jpg
A blonde walks into a pawn shop. She looks around for a while and then approaches the clerk. "I would like to buy that TV over there." The clerk says, "I am sorry lady, but we don't serve blondes here." The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day she returns wearing a brunette wig. "I would like to purchase that TV over there." Again the clerk says, "Lady I told you yesterday, we do not serve blondes." Now the blonde is furious. The next day she dresses like a man. She approaches the clerk and says in a deep voice, "I would like to purchase that TV over there." The clerk says, "Lady, I told you twice already. We do not sell to blondes!" She says to the clerk, "How can you tell? Yesterday I wore a wig and today I am dressed like a man. How can you tell it is me?!?!" He laughs and replies, "Because that's a microwave."

atomickitn
05-15-2005, 10:36 AM
lmao and rotf :D