my boat rocks

[whitedog]

Hey everyone, I just got a 19 ft bayliner, any suggestions on how to trick this thing out? It's a 92 with a 150 hp ob.

[mattydoogen]

dude you're gonna get all the chicks.....lucky

[mattydoogen]

is it an open bow or does it have the ultra cool shag den (cubby)?

[Boat Ride]

Hey everyone, I just got a 19 ft bayliner, any suggestions on how to trick this thing out? It's a 92 with a 150 hp ob.
:idea: now... most people would say, to get rid of the gayliner... but me... I wouldn't.... I'd call MTV & get PIMP MY RIDE... to hook it up.... .hey
it might need a striper pole, or a flame job or somthing.... :idea:

[hoolign]

Hey everyone, I just got a 19 ft bayliner, any suggestions on how to trick this thing out? It's a 92 with a 150 hp ob.
3/8 makita with a 1/2 " bit !..then once you drill about 800 holes in it ..launch it..when you have counted the 250th bubble..put the drill to your temple , engage the drill and push real hard..you wont need a sharp drill for your nogan..it dont sound like there is any substance to your brain matter :idea:

[mattydoogen]

what a bummer, no hot bayliner fans here. they're really good on fuel milage and their not real loud either!

[Boat Ride]

3/8 makita with a 1/2 " bit !..then once you drill about 800 holes in it ..launch it..when you have counted the 250th bubble..put the drill to your temple , engage the drill and push real hard..you wont need a sharp drill for your nogan..it dont sound like there is any substance to your brain matter :idea:
Before doing this... make sure your covered.... so you get your 500 bucks back

[Boat Ride]

what a bummer, no hot bayliner fans here. they're really good on fuel milage and their not real loud either!
LOUD
Do you not see the picture of my boat?

[hoolign]

Before doing this... make sure your covered.... so you get your 500 bucks back
Good point

[mattydoogen]

yeah i see it... is it reeeeaaaaaallllll loud?

[Mrs.Racer277]

Hey everyone, I just got a 19 ft bayliner, any suggestions on how to trick this thing out? It's a 92 with a 150 hp ob.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????

[Tom Brown]

The boat is fine as it is. It's your penis that's the problem.

[mattydoogen]

who's penis has a problem?

[Mrs.Racer277]

The boat is fine as it is. It's your penis that's the problem.
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Is that any way to talk to a newbie. :D

[moneypit]

Hey everyone, I just got a 19 ft bayliner, any suggestions on how to trick this thing out? It's a 92 with a 150 hp ob.
Dude go to the auto parts store and get some sweet reflectors.

[mattydoogen]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Is that any way to talk to a newbie. :D
Thanks Mrs Racer you've always been a real sweet heart!

[whitedog]

No serious guys, I do a little fishin, ski once in a while. want to look good and have fun. the lake is the place right?

[Tom Brown]

Is that any way to talk to a newbie. :D
whitedog is no newbie. That meatball is well aged.

[hoolign]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Is that any way to talk to a newbie. :D
just wait till he asks how to post a picture of that POS :D

[mattydoogen]

white dog has mad skills, thats what chicks like in a guy, mad skills, like bow hunting and spear throwing and bayliner racing!

[Tom Brown]

Dude go to the auto parts store and get some sweet reflectors.
LMAO! :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

just wait till he asks how to post a picture of that POS :D
Good thing you were not around 2 nights ago Hooli. Deb saved another newbie from your rath. :smile: :) :smile:

[Tom Brown]

just wait till he asks how to post a picture of that POS :D
:D :D :D
Next thing we know, he'll be trying to sell that setup on the forums. Let's assume this thread is spam now and just roll up our sleeves.

[whitedog]

Someone said I could post a photo, can I do that? It would be cool

[hoolign]

your right Tom..I do have a small penis, If i only knew what to do about it..I have thought about switching sides but I cant afford the whole operation..so i bought this boat..can i be your friend?
Don't do it Tom..I think he's half up to something :jawdrop:

[mattydoogen]

does hoolign and tom brown have the same boat as each other too! whats up with same avatar?

[Mrs.Racer277]

:D :D :D
Next thing we know, he'll be trying to sell that setup on the forums. Let's assume this thread is spam now and just roll up our sleeves.
LOL :D :rolleyes: :D
Should I get the popcorn?? :p

[Tom Brown]

does hoolign and tom brown have the same boat as each other too! whats up with same avatar?
Now that you mention it, we both run Glastron CVX's. :idea:
... but I like to pitch and hooli likes to catch. :confused:

[Mrs.Racer277]

does hoolign and tom brown have the same boat as each other too! whats up with same avatar?
Evil Twins. :eek: That is what everyone looks like in Canada! :wink:

[mattydoogen]

what do you win if you get to 10,000 posts? do you become a gold member?

[Tom Brown]

That is what everyone looks like in Canada! :wink:
... doncha see?

[mattydoogen]

whitedog, they're rolling up their sleeves and getting popcorn.... i think they're going to be watching a good movie or something! lol

[Tom Brown]

what do you win if you get to 10,000 posts? do you become a gold member?
They bronze your member.

[Mrs.Racer277]

... doncha see?
LOL. I need to put down the bottle now and go to bed. :D

[whitedog]

Why are you baggin on me? I thought this would be a good way to meet lake folks. Thats what I was told anyway. I'm a first time boat owner.

[Mrs.Racer277]

They bronze your member.
Oh shiat. :eek: ROTFLMAO!

[mattydoogen]

thats good, bronze member... I can only dream

[mattydoogen]

white dog you have a friend in me ok. I'll save you a sweet spot in the channel where you can pimp it!

[moneypit]

Post a pic dawg! :hammerhea :hammerhea

[Tom Brown]

Why are you baggin on me? I thought this would be a good way to meet lake folks. Thats what I was told anyway. I'm a first time boat owner.
Hey whitedog,
Sometimes when I start peeing, the stream starts off going to one side until I get a little flow going and get aimed at the bowl. Oh sure... my dick is generally aimed at the pot but the slit is stuck together, or something. Damned if I know but sometimes it takes several squares to mop it all up.
Welcome to ***boat. :cool:

[whitedog]

COOL I have only been to the lake a couple of times but we were not really sure where to go, whats the channel about?

[mattydoogen]

what are you going to name your boat white dog? or are have you already? you could name it "hot bayliner"

[whitedog]

what are you talking about tom

[moneypit]

the stream starts off going to one side until I get a little flow going and get aimed at the bowl.
Welcome to ***boat. :cool:
Happens with usage of tight whites while sleeping or from the occasional remnants of duck butter.

[mattydoogen]

the channel is where they film porn movies and smoke pot so don't take your kids there if you have any. plus i heard they're closing it to big boats so maybe it will become more bayliner friendly again!

[Tom Brown]

what are you talking about tom
I'm talking about dick control, dog. :confused:

[mattydoogen]

hey i'm not far from 10,000 posts! i'll be a bronze member soon enough!

[Tom Brown]

Happens with usage of tight whites while sleeping or from the occasional remnants of duck butter.
I'm all about briefs. Boxers don't give me the cupping I'm after.

[whitedog]

I'm gonna name it white dog. It's named green frog now. But i'll go to wallmart and get some letters and change it before the memorial day weekend. Thats when I'm going to the lake

[mattydoogen]

"white dog" sounds great i'll look for ya and we can drink a soda together. you like mountain dew? it's my fav!

[Outnumbered]

Here, WD e-mailed me this pic to post for him :wink: :
http://hastingsmarine.com/used/bayliner.jpg

[Tom Brown]

I'm gonna name it white dog. It's named green frog now. But i'll go to wallmart and get some letters and change it before the memorial day weekend. Thats when I'm going to the lake
While you're there, don't forget to pick up some imodium. There's no head on a 19' Bayliner, other than on the cocks aboard.

[whitedog]

really is there a speed restriction on the lake? I dont have to worry now, but I may do something with the motor ya know for a few more hp

[moneypit]

Whitedogg. The boat looks swell. Be sure to stop a lake officer so can go over a few pointers when your out on the lake. Keep that whistle around yurr neck. :hammerhea

[whitedog]

you know a lot about cock huh tom

[mattydoogen]

do they have large talons?

[Tom Brown]

...I may do something with the motor ya know for a few more hp
Get a K&N air filter. They're good for 30% power improvement. That will put you in the 200 hp range. In fact, grab two and you will be in the 250 hp range. That ought to help get you laid with the seniors down at the church.

[moneypit]

And dont get sucked in by the mighty current of competition on Havasu. Its not about the HP's when you have a Bayliner.

[Tom Brown]

you know a lot about cock huh tom
I like to jam it in, whitedog. I can't wait to meet you. :cool:

[mattydoogen]

outnumbered that was nice of you to post a pic of a bayliner but whitedog said his was a 92' bayliner. thats clearly a 93 and it's not even on the right trailer. looks like it in an impound yard...

[whitedog]

Hey, thanks for the SERIOUS advice. I just want to have fun I'm not a racer. bbq, cold one you know.

[Outnumbered]

...it's not even on the right trailer...
Nothing a few more cranks on the winch wouldn't fix.

[whitedog]

moneypit, thats a nice boat, what is it? is that one yours? i'm going to the lake next weekend are you going? maybe we could have a cold one?

[mattydoogen]

white dog I think you're gonna need to get a couple shirts from here if you're gonna sport the bayliner on memorial day ok!
www.havasunow.com/olc (http://www.havasunow.com/olc)
i just found this!

[whitedog]

matty, are you going to be at the lake on memorial? I dont know much about the lake but I really want to go to the cool spots. I have been looking forward to this trip ever since i got the boat

[mattydoogen]

i've lived on the lake for years... you'll want to go to the channel under the london bridge. pretty much hang there. all the ***boaters hang there. they're super kool and friendly!

[mattydoogen]

what happened to the others?

[mattydoogen]

white dog did you go to that website i sent you?
www.havasunow.com/olc (http://www.havasunow.com/olc)
plus havasunow.com (http://www.havasunow.com) has good info if you are planning to go to havasu
then also follow these forums cause all the real ***boaters come here. You'll get to talk to all the real smart ones and usually they'll set you straight

[whitedog]

yeah, I want good information, I dont want to mess up my new boat

[Boat Ride]

I'm all about briefs. Boxers don't give me the cupping I'm after.
I hope your going to LOST Lake...

[Bense468]

From what I have heard is that the way the bottom on the bayliner is, it will run a 5mph faster and get better gas milage without the drain plug. They put pretty good bilge pumps in these from the factory.

[hoolign]

From what I have heard is that the way the bottom on the bayliner is, it will run a 5mph faster and get better gas milage without the drain plug. They put pretty good bilge pumps in these from the factory.
Bense is correct!..but if you also unplug the bilge pumps you'll gain 8 horse from losing the added load on the alternator!

[MagicMtnDan]

Silly girl! Doesn't she know she can BUY a mouthful of M&Ms at the store?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/185220281-1f.gif

[whitedog]

hi guys, i'm back.. I work late ya know. it's really cool having folks to chat with. BIG news, my buddy that i fish with has a 98 glastron. he's gonna meet me at the lake .so we can check out the locals... I invite everyone to stop buy ( even though I dont really know where ) we will have cold beer

[whitedog]

If anyone wants, we could meet. I'm want to hang with the right croud, I dont want to be a dumb ass new boat owner

[whitedog]

crowd, ( sorry my spelling is not that great)

[vegasriverjunkie]

If anyone wants, we could meet. I'm want to hang with the right croud, I dont want to be a dumb ass new boat owner
everyone meets at the corner gas station around walmart (were you'll be buyin your cool lettering) around noon , so don't be late. You must buy 40 case of beer to be initiated first though. Then you in like Flynn :jawdrop:

[Phat Matt]

everyone meets at the corner gas station around walmart (were you'll be buyin your cool lettering) around noon , so don't be late. You must buy 40 case of beer to be initiated first though. Then you in like Flynn :jawdrop:
Don't forget about the hookers! :supp: :D

[vegasriverjunkie]

Ya that too, since I live in Sin City, I can help you out with that also, just send me a three grand , and I would have the best girls right to your door or boat. Hell I'll even throw in a couple of 8 balls so the girls get going all night and day. :hammerhea

[whitedog]

WOW are you serious, that would be SOOOO cool but I'm afraid that I could not afford girls like that. I would be willing to get a couple a cases of natural lite. I'm not really a high roller. I am however, getting the seats re covered this week. it should be ready by mem weekend.

[whitedog]

Hey, if some girls want to hang, i could bring the camper. I could stay at the state park or something. I'm not really sure of the locations but if it would help my chances, ya know..... I'M DOWN DOG

[beer hunter]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2249bayliner_racing.jpg ;) :D

[WildThang]

hey guys im new at ***boat...wanna introduce me to the foums? :D :wink:

[cc322]

Man I never got this kinda welcome when I first joined :mad: ;)

[schmaubba]

Friends dont let friends drive ....................bayliners.

[ahhell]

Sounds like Whitey and Matty hang together at the Richard Simmons dancing to the oldies room................ :hammerhea :cool: :cool:

[Redneck]

Whitey is pretty rude I havent heard him ask anyone if they want a ride in his boat. Prob is the women might not want to ride in our boats if he does. :idea:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Silly girl! Doesn't she know she can BUY a mouthful of M&Ms at the store?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/185220281-1f.gif
But they melt in your mouth not your hands........ :coffeycup :D

[whitedog]

Hey guys, I'm sorry, if anyone wants to ride in my boat , I would be happy to go for a ride. I would really like to try some skiing next weekend. I picked up a cool pair of combos yesterday. There not mine but I'm gonna try them out, to see if i like them. how about early on saturday maybe we could meet and go for a ski? I'm going solo, (dont take sand to the beach ... right ) HA HA HA anyway later I plan on hangin at the channel or something. a buddy is supposed to meet me there sat PM. well have a couple a cold ones.

[whitedog]

AHHELL, those are really cool dogs, I have 4 dogs myself. I'm not sure if they would like the lake (TOO HOT ) but i'm debating on bringing them. but probably next trip. I like the white one. are they beagles?

[mattydoogen]

Sounds like Whitey and Matty hang together at the Richard Simmons dancing to the oldies room................ :hammerhea :cool: :cool:
Tony Little's place man c'mon, you know Richard retired a couple years ago. But I did hear Richard Simmons had a 18.5' four winds I/O he did alot of entertaining on.
White dog I'm not sure but I think people are being sarcastic with you on here. It seams like they don't like your hot boat. Does it have a fish finder on it? Maybe if it had some cool electronics they'd be more friendly. Walmart has some pretty thumping marine stereo systems as well. PLus they're at a bargain price there. You have to get a marine style radio ok. Plus if you put a ski tower on your boat with speakers that face away from you your even cooler. Oh, forgot one more thing. It doesn't matter if you know how to or not but get a couple wake boards (borrow them if you have to) and attach them to your ski tower. Just drive all over Havasu with them exposed and they'll be showering you with affection. Your gonna have to look the part when you come out here so if you don't have any tattoo's get a fake one. Like barbed wire around your arm, a porn star on your back or something cool like that. What kind of vehicle do you have towing your truck? It really doesn't matter just lift it 10 inches at least and you'll be alright. One last thing you got to play some cool tunes while cruising around in your vehicle and in your boat. It's all about your image here in Havasu and what you want people to think about you so Kid Rock is pretty hard or maybe some Limp Bizkit. Pretty much anything that makes people think your a hardcore porn star or rocker will be good!
I'm probably missing something but this will get you in like flint for the holiday weekend coming up!
Oh one more thing, you really got to ditch the natural light so save your pennys. The Silver Bullet looks much cooler in your hand. (Coors Light) Plus you can say "Hey dude want another Silver Bullet?"

[cc322]

And this one time, at band camp............ :D :D :D :D

[Phat Matt]

Everyone plays the same hip hop songs at the river. You should know that. Just get 50 cent and hit repeat. Then you will be cool.

[Tom Brown]

Just get 50 cent and hit repeat.
50 cent? :confused:
I'm going to stick with the Sugar Hill Gang for another couple of decades and leave this cheap ass new music to the kids. :cool:

[Phat Matt]

50 cent? :confused:
I'm going to stick with the Sugar Hill Gang for another couple of decades and leave this cheap ass new music to the kids. :cool:
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat ...:cool:

[spectras only]

Tom , it's sunday ! How come you're not out on your unfrozen lake with your boat ? Winter comes fast in your hood :D .

[NOTALENT]

Tell me this thread is a joke???? :idea:

[spectras only]

Sometimes when I start peeing, the stream starts off going to one side until I get a little flow going and get aimed at the bowl. Oh sure... my dick is generally aimed at the pot but the slit is stuck together, or something. Damned if I know but sometimes it takes several squares to mop it all up.
Welcome to ***boat. :cool:
Hey Tom , I see I'm not the only one with some issues :D .
Do you wear reading glasses ? I usually take them off when going to the can ,but this one time I forgot :2purples: !
Needless to say after starting the aiming process, I've noticed it's not the right tool [ bigger than I know of :jawdrop: ]
so I zipped up . :D

[Tom Brown]

To the hip hop a hippity hop to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boggity be. Now what you hear is not a test I'm rappin to beat...:cool:
... now how can a fetus like you know anything about Rapper's Delight? :confused:

[Tom Brown]

Do you wear reading glasses ?
No. My dick isn't quite that small. :D
I'm just heading out to the lake right now. I have internet there so I expect to be back on later tonight.
We still don't have the pier and tracks in the water so I probably won't be able to go boating until later this afternoon or tomorrow.
You're not kidding about the short season, though. The ice has been out for about two weeks now. :D

[Phat Matt]

... now how can a fetus like you know anything about Rapper's Delight? :confused:
Are you kidding me? The song is a jam. I still like to mix it in once in a while. Don't get me started. :D Who did they take the bassline from?

[spectras only]

Tom, you and Hoolio should make a trip to Kelowna this summer. I'll be staying at the Grand between july 15 -22
and they let me keep my boat in the canal while there .We could go for a rip. Now back to the Bayliner topic. I almost bought a rare model [ 1986 23 Cobra ],it could have been made to a stealth model :D with the factory stuff/name removed and put a big a.....ss engine in it. :eat:

[Tom Brown]

Who did they take the bassline from?
I thought it was original? :confused:
I wasn't kidding about that song. I still listen to it once in a while. It's cool to see that song still hanging in there after 25 years and a few generations of young listeners. :cool:
Back around 1979 when they released that song, my brother was working in Montreal and he sent a few copies of that album out to the prairies (there was about a 2 year lag for pop music to make it to the prairies back then and RAP didn't get here until the late 90s... we missed out on a lot music back then with only two radio stations) for my brothers and I to check out. He said it was the weirdest thing he'd ever heard. We enjoyed it from the first play.
One of the current "bands" took the synth line from Yaz - Situation. I love Yaz and recognized it instantly. It's a current hit. I don't know the song but the video features a guy standing on a giant synthesizer and playing the tune with his feet. I guess there's no point writing music anymore.
If you want to check out some weird shit... the entire Yaz - Upstairs At Eric's album is pretty solid. It's not the RAP you youngsters seem to enjoy so much, though.

[Tom Brown]

Tom, you and Hoolio should make a trip to Kelowna this summer. I'll be staying at the Grand between july 15 -22
and they let me keep my boat in the canal while there .
Let me work on it. :idea:
I would definitely be boatless, though.

[Kim Hanson]

Tom, you and Hoolio should make a trip to Kelowna this summer. I'll be staying at the Grand between july 15 -22
and they let me keep my boat in the canal while there .We could go for a rip. Now back to the Bayliner topic. I almost bought a rare model [ 1986 23 Cobra ],it could have been made to a stealth model :D with the factory stuff/name removed and put a big a.....ss engine in it. :eat:
The Grand has the best in boat launchs, tons of room and they don't bitch at you when you are smoking up the place trying to set your timing under a load........( . )( . )......... :cool: GayLiners Suck also... :notam: :p

[spectras only]

We are pampered there for free [ wife will work there while I'll play :D ] This thing could go for once every year
for awhile ;) .

[Tom Brown]

The Grand has the best in boat launchs, tons of room and they don't bitch at you when you are smoking up the place trying to set your timing under a load........( . )( . )......... :cool:
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/img_2346.jpg

[spectras only]

Fumigation in progress :rollside: Kim, is that the new V-8 Force engine :D

[Tom Brown]

Hey Kim... remember when you said you were going to drink my ass under the table?
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/img_2327.jpg

[Phat Matt]

I thought it was original? :confused:
I wasn't kidding about that song. I still listen to it once in a while. It's cool to see that song still hanging in there after 25 years and a few generations of young listeners. :cool:
Back around 1979 when they released that song, my brother was working in Montreal and he sent a few copies of that album out to the prairies (there was about a 2 year lag for pop music to make it to the prairies back then and RAP didn't get here until the late 90s... we missed out on a lot music back then with only two radio stations) for my brothers and I to check out. He said it was the weirdest thing he'd ever heard. We enjoyed it from the first play.
One of the current "bands" took the synth line from Yaz - Situation. I love Yaz and recognized it instantly. It's a current hit. I don't know the song but the video features a guy standing on a giant synthesizer and playing the tune with his feet. I guess there's no point writing music anymore.
If you want to check out some weird shit... the entire Yaz - Upstairs At Eric's album is pretty solid. It's not the RAP you youngsters seem to enjoy so much, though.
Yaz was a great group. I loved all the electronic music when I was growing up. Still do. That's probably why I like house music so much.
Sugar Hill Gang took the bassline line from Chic's Good Times. :D I think they came out the same year. 1979. I was 4. :cool:

[Tom Brown]

Here's our man out boating with a hot chick. :cool:
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/img_2377.jpg

[Tom Brown]

...I think they came out the same year. 1979. I was 4. :cool:
Isn't it past your bed time?

[Phat Matt]

Isn't it past your bed time?
Who said I have gotten out of bed yet? :D

[Tom Brown]

Who said I have gotten out of bed yet? :D
I forgot how much you teenagers like to sleep in.
LMAO! :D

[Phat Matt]

I forgot how much you teenagers like to sleep in.
LMAO! :D
:D We went drinking, tubing and kneeboarding yesterday on the lake at my uncles house. Of course my cousins and I were trying to whip everyone off the tube so you would have to hand on for dear life. Neadless to say, I am just a little sore today. I think I'll have to go over ot my cousins, bbq, drink, and get in the spa. I guess it's time to get out of bed. :D

[LAVEYSABRE575]

white dog i call bull shit on this bayliner deal, great if you got a new boat(bayliner etc.) the hop up program on the force motor save it sounds looney enjoy whatever you bought, stole etc....ya your boat rocks......derek

[whitedog]

I now realize that if you dont have a really expensive sea ray or galaxie or other boat like that, some people will make fun of you. thats kind of sad, cause I really just wanted to meet some other boaters. this being my first boat. however, some folks are really nice and their the ones that I hope to meet. I guess not many folks like to fish on this site. I really like the country western, I'm not to familar with rap and hip hop I have no idea what the heck a tower is? but thanks matty for the MARINE stero idea, I have a boom box for now that i'm bringing from my garage. I can only do so much before next weekend (remember I am getting the seats redone ) I like coors light also ( I didn't know that there was a preferred beverage ) be right back the goats are crying

[Dusty Times]

:confused:

[mattydoogen]

white dog did that web site i sent you help you any?

[SHOTKALLIN]

I like coors light also ( I didn't know that there was a preferred beverage ) be right back the goats are crying
You might wanna pick up some keystone light instead. Its a heck of a lot cheaper. That way you can spend more money on reflectors and maybe a membership to vessel assist. :wink:

[whitedog]

ok im back. what's vessel assist? It sounds like a support group HA HA HA is it?

[Kim Hanson]

Fumigation in progress :rollside: Kim, is that the new V-8 Force engine :D
Double oil insect killer.........( . )( . ).........that was break in smoke also... :D

[mattydoogen]

these ***boaters are so nice I wouldn't worry about vessel assist (like AAA service). They'll tow you in if you break. Besides I usually see bayliners towing the bigger boats in anyways! They tend to run them too hard!

[Kim Hanson]

Hey Kim... remember when you said you were going to drink my ass under the table?
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/img_2327.jpg
My ass is under the table in that picture......( . )( . )........... :frown: :D

[Tom Brown]

That was a fun weekend. :cool:

[Kim Hanson]

I now realize that if you dont have a really expensive sea ray or galaxie or other boat like that, some people will make fun of you. thats kind of sad, cause I really just wanted to meet some other boaters. this being my first boat. however, some folks are really nice and their the ones that I hope to meet. I guess not many folks like to fish on this site. I really like the country western, I'm not to familar with rap and hip hop I have no idea what the heck a tower is? but thanks matty for the MARINE stero idea, I have a boom box for now that i'm bringing from my garage. I can only do so much before next weekend (remember I am getting the seats redone ) I like coors light also ( I didn't know that there was a preferred beverage ) be right back the goats are crying
I troll all the time just not for fish...........( . )( . )............. :notam:

[whitedog]

matty, I went to that site, havasunow.com it was really cool. I'm glad I did too cause I didn't know it was that hot out there. I tried to print that map, but it didn't work for me. so I will study it a lot before next weekend. how come there isn't anything on the other side of the lake? thats wierd. where can I find real time photos of whats happening right now out there? I'll bet the place is rockin. that marina camera, where is that and what is cat tail cove ? sorry so many questions, I'm just gettin excited. I CANT WAIT TO GO BOATING!!!!!

[Tom Brown]

I troll all the time just not for fish...........( . )( . )............. :notam:
Hey Kim... be careful or you might get caught.

[LAVEYSABRE575]

whitedog what the hell are you talking about fishing and goats what the hell are you fishing for chocolate star fish...sounds like deliverence( i hear a banjo)....

[whitedog]

I help raise baby goats for the kids in the local 4 H program. it keeps me out of trouble.

[LAVEYSABRE575]

freaking lunatic....

[Dusty Times]

Here is the webcam site http://170.215.57.242/local/
You should read some other threads on this forum. You might find you can learn alot from them.

[mattydoogen]

where do you live white dog?

[Dusty Times]

I was wondering the same thing.
Nothing under profile either.
Why so secretive whitedog?????????????????????

[Tom Brown]

Why so secretive whitedog?????????????????????
He's new... give him a chance.
Hey you guys... go easy on the new guy. :(

[Kim Hanson]

Hey Kim... be careful or you might get caught.
Thats the game Tom, when you get fish on...........( . )( . )....... :D

[coolchange]

screen name of whitedog and you're bringin beer? WTF?
If I pull along side you better pass me a slash of sumpin SAWEEEET!

[Nord]

How nice everyone is>
Congratulations on the new boat!!!!
How about a big Stereo.
That way you can have battery problems like the rest of us! :wink: :)

[Badger301]

I say B. S. on this whole deal. I did some checking and good ole White Dog and that Mattie doggin person are one in the same. But I must admit I did waste 5 minutes of my valuable time reading this thing.....oh well back to the pool

[LAVEYSABRE575]

badger thats what i thought freaking nut case....

[GHTRIM]

Hey, I didn't go to the web site but isn't this the F'ing guy (white dog & his buddy) that was trying to get us to go to a web site to look at "T-Shirts" and buy them on his first post?? More spam for a first time poster... How f'ing wonderful is that?.. :lightsabe. Remember everyone ran him off? even Rexone...? I know everyone knows this guy is F'ing around but I'll bet it is the same F'r :idea:

[mattydoogen]

please do tell me why you think we are friends, connected or whatever you think.... i found a website i thought would be good for white dog.... conspiracy theory huh.... too much ***boater! too much!

[mattydoogen]

you guys mess with new people too much and get all excited when we join... didn't you join or the first time once? and who is rexone?

[Nord]

you guys have too much time on your hands!! :D

[mattydoogen]

you guys have too much time on your hands!! :D
but yet you had the time to read this huh... :confused:

[GHTRIM]

Nothing but TTTTTTIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEE.. That's me... :idea: No, It just seemed convenient that "White Dog" is throwing out web-sites and there is NO way he could be serious about all of his info.. I know ANY boat (even a Bayliner) that runs is a good boat. But come on.... This whole thread is a bunch of bullsh1t.... :hammer2:

[Nord]

but yet you had the time to read this huh... :confused:
I never said that I didn't have any time on my hands :D :D :D :D

[mattydoogen]

look i dunno who white dog is but i do know there are some people out there who need some help. I don't know if he/ she is messing around but you have to give the person the benefit of the doubt. I new as well ad figured I could help a person out. I live in havasu and live it every day... not just on the weekend in my vacation home. I work in it, live in it, sleep in it and the rest.... I've definately noticed there are some people he who think their s**t doesn't stink.... funny we all aren't given a big boat from mommy and daddy....

[mattydoogen]

editing .... i'm new as well....

[mattydoogen]

more editing... people here who think their s**t doesn't stink...

[Nord]

look i dunno who white dog is but i do know there are some people out there who need some help. I don't know if he/ she is messing around but you have to give the person the benefit of the doubt. I new as well ad figured I could help a person out. I live in havasu and live it every day... not just on the weekend in my vacation home. I work in it, live in it, sleep in it and the rest.... I've definately noticed there are some people he who think their s**t doesn't stink.... funny we all aren't given a big boat from mommy and daddy....
Who is this directed to and where are you going with this??? :confused:

[GHTRIM]

editing .... i'm new as well....
If you know me you would know my Mommy and Daddy gave me my boat and 2 houses and my job as well..
BTW.... THANK YOU MOMMY AND DADDY...\
This is why I only drink Key Stone Light as it is all I can afford being another leach on society. :) :)

[GHTRIM]

Who is this directed to and where are you going with this??? :confused:
Nord, it is obviously directed to me... :hammer2: :D

[Nord]

Nord, it is obviously directed to me... :hammer2: :D
I know, I'm just trying to get involved :D :D :D

[mattydoogen]

thats funny...
one day we will meet and I will shake your hand and tell you a joke and offer you a cold drink... and you won't even know who I am.... do you care?

[mattydoogen]

goodnight gentleman, my wife likes her's done medium!

[ahhell]

Whitey and Matty, yous guys are funny. one in the same. Where's God when you need him??? is He still a member??? Im sure he'd have some advice for you (or your) silly self(s)...
Well i'm off to have another beer in the pool...(Its a 12 footer from foods 4 less)

[GHTRIM]

Whitey and Matty, yous guys are funny. one in the same. Where's God when you need him??? is He still a member??? Im sure he'd have some advice for you (or your) silly self(s)...
Well i'm off to have another beer in the pool...(Its a 12 footer from foods 4 less)
Funny, "One in the same" exactlly what I was thinkin'. Funny how they both signed up at the same time and Both don't post where they are from.... or.... or ..... or.... too many similarities...
Hey, WHITEY, just F'ing post like the rest of us... By the way not everyone has a big boat... Or even has a boat... :hammerhea :hammerhea
Nice SPAM for the web site though...... Two days in a row... WTF. :cool:
Nord.... Glad you wanted to stir the pot... :hammerhea . Thanks.... :D

[Boy Named Sue]

The funniest thing about this thread was that Brown and Hanson tried to hijack it. I was thinking about buying a Bayliner but now I'm not so sure.
Suuueeey!

[GHTRIM]

The funniest thing about this thread was that Brown and Hanson tried to hijack it. I was thinking about buying a Bayliner but now I'm not so sure.
Suuueeey!
Ya, know them there Canadians.... :idea: :D

[Coleitis22]

My Mom and Dad don't even own a boat. :boxingguy It's more like a yacht. :D
Hat's off to Bob again. Trying to impress the boards with his insignificant contributions. Hey Bob, is it a yacht or just more like one? Do you have a wanger or is it more like one. Could it be it just looks like one only smaller? Come on Bob, sign off on the baby sitters computer and have a gummy worm.

[Tom Brown]

Did I ever tell you people about the time I shit my pants in high school biology?

[Coleitis22]

Did I ever tell you people about the time I shit my pants in high school biology?
Was it for a lab exercise?

[Boy Named Sue]

Did I ever tell you people about the time I shit my pants in high school biology?
No, but could you? It sounds as fascinating as a HammerDown tale of yore trousers.

[Phat Matt]

more editing... people here who think their s**t doesn't stink...
I am pretty sure my shit stinks. If you want, I can send you some. :D

[Rexone]

and who is rexone?
he's some idiot that posts on here once in awhile and rags on peeps for naked women photos n stuff.
hey Whitegoat, don't let these guys get the best of you. Remember as long as you're a "happyboater" that's all that matters. :smile:

[dbddbd]

Good Hunting!!! :devil:

[ChumpChange]

Whitey and Matty, yous guys are funny. one in the same. Where's God when you need him??? is He still a member??? Im sure he'd have some advice for you (or your) silly self(s)...
And I also think that Whitey and Matty used to be 'olc'. That is why they are pitching that website, just like olc did before he got run out of here.

[Tom Brown]

My parents don't really own any kind of boat, dipshit, I was just joking around.
Hey Bob, Wicky sends his best regards.

[mattydoogen]

And I also think that Whitey and Matty used to be 'olc'. That is why they are pitching that website, just like olc did before he got run out of here.
What are you talking about?

[Debbolas]

he's some idiot that posts on here once in awhile and rags on peeps for naked women photos n stuff.
hey Whitegoat, don't let these guys get the best of you. Remember as long as you're a "happyboater" that's all that matters. :smile:
He is REALLY strict on the Song Chain thread too!!! :rolleyes: lol/jk :rollside: :cool:

[Rexone]

He is REALLY strict on the Song Chain thread too!!! :rolleyes: lol/jk :rollside: :cool:
You're right Deb we certainly don't put up with any crap on that very important and meaningful ***boat thread. On topic and by the rules is the order of the day for sure. Thank you for your compliance on the occasions you have participated there.
:rolleyes:

[Debbolas]

You're right Deb we certainly don't put up with any crap on that very important and meaningful ***boat thread. On topic and by the rules is the order of the day for sure. Thank you for your compliance on the occasions you have participated there.
:rolleyes:
lol, ah, ya made me laugh :D (thanks) :D
Be right back, I have some river songs to go post ;)

[Kim Hanson]

The funniest thing about this thread was that Brown and Hanson tried to hijack it. I was thinking about buying a Bayliner but now I'm not so sure.
Suuueeey!
I did not, I was told if you don't have nothing to say nice don't say it at all :D My fingers move without me knowing it sometimes Sue :wink: Don't get a GayLiner either. you will have it for ever.........( . )( . ).....If you do, put Sue across the back...That would be hard to live with :) :wink:
GAYLINER SUE, that don't have no ring to that whats so ever! :D

[Kim Hanson]

Ya, know them there Canadians.... :idea: :D
No, are they bad news or what!..........( . )( . )....... :p

[dbddbd]

LMAO
:eat:

[Kim Hanson]

he's some idiot that posts on here once in awhile and rags on peeps for naked women photos n stuff.
hey Whitegoat, don't let these guys get the best of you. Remember as long as you're a "happyboater" that's all that matters. :smile:
#1 thing you never told him.....don't tell what kind of ride you have, you will be slammed for it from someone. :idea: :D ..........( . )( . )............

[GHTRIM]

And I also think that Whitey and Matty used to be 'olc'. That is why they are pitching that website, just like olc did before he got run out of here.
That's what I was sayin' although I couldn't remember the losers name... "olc" Won't forget now... :devil:

[Kim Hanson]

Good Hunting!!! :devil:
I thought this was all about fishing, I can troll pretty good these days...took out 6 sparkplugs and she putts alone ( TOO MUCH SMOKE ) sure keeps the bugs off my ass though :D ..........( . )( . )........Its a true 2 stroke now baby! :D

[GHTRIM]

No, are they bad news or what!..........( . )( . )....... :p
Only when it comes to hijacking threads... :D

[Rexone]

( TOO MUCH SMOKE ) sure keeps the bugs off my ass though
Kim just try wiping better. Same affect, easier to breathe. :smile:

[Kim Hanson]

Only when it comes to hijacking threads... :D
I am just yacking......no highjacking.......( . )( . )............ :D

[Kim Hanson]

Kim just try wiping better. Same affect, easier to breathe. :smile:
Been there Mike, I have to with my DaisyDukes or they see smoke stains :p ..........( . )( . )........ :notam:

[GHTRIM]

I am just yacking......no highjacking.......( . )( . )............ :D
Yacking??? Me too.... Well at least I know when I'm ready for a new Bayliner I can ask you... :D BTW. Where is the guy that started this informative thread??? :confused:

[mattydoogen]

That's what I was sayin' although I couldn't remember the losers name... "olc" Won't forget now... :devil:
what are you guys talking about? why do you keep saying i'm white dog? and who the hell is this "olc" guy now? remember I just joined the forum the other day.
in regards to white dog - i just know what it's like to own a "not so popular" boat. did you both start out driving a 80,000 boat? some people have to start out at the bottom and work their way up. i'm not sure where white dog is coming from (if he's serious or not) but he could be some young kid making $6.00 an hour who just saved up enough to get his first boat and he's going to havasu! i remember the first time i went to havasu and how excited i was... do you?

[Boy Named Sue]

I did not, I was told if you don't have nothing to say nice don't say it at all :D My fingers move without me knowing it sometimes Sue :wink: Don't get a GayLiner either. you will have it for ever.........( . )( . ).....If you do, put Sue across the back...That would be hard to live with :) :wink:
GAYLINER SUE, that don't have no ring to that whats so ever! :D
No one would ever steal my Bayliner. I wouldn't name it GAYLINER SUE, that name is already registered to a Canadian boat. I was thinking about LAKE L' ICE. Its cool but sounds French, something you Canucks understand.
~ Suuuuuuuueeeeeeeeey!

[whitedog]

WOW take it easy guys. Look I just wanted some info on the lake, and my boat. I'm not a kid, I'm an old guy (old guys rule right ) I like simple things. Old music, animals, trucks, fishin. It sounds to me like lake havasu is full of sharks, so I'll just try some stink bait. I'm still gonna go to the lake, but maybe i'll go to lake plesant. It's a might further away, but it has a nice ring to it. I have never been to smart, but some of you are real dumb. maybe if I had got a halet instead of a GAYLINER, it would have been better recieved. and whoever keeps sending pictures of the fat girls in the cow bathing suits, please stop.. there not that special and it makes my dog howl.

[ChumpChange]

and whoever keeps sending pictures of the fat girls in the cow bathing suits, please stop.. there not that special and it makes my dog howl.
I think this thread is about to make a sharp turn.

[WYRD]

8 pages of sheit..................and now he starts to talk smack :eat:

[barbigrl]

I think we should take a poll on who WD really is.....we all know he is already a bored member just f-ing with us!!
Tom Brown
Kim Hansen
SYA
ShockwaveBob
Frenchie
RiverDave
anyone else want to add to the list of suspects....

[WYRD]

AlphaOmega?

[Kim Hanson]

Yacking??? Me too.... Well at least I know when I'm ready for a new Bayliner I can ask you... :D BTW. Where is the guy that started this informative thread??? :confused:
You can ask me anything and that guy wa last seen going to WalMart for some Hi-Po Muffler bearings to get her on plane faster..........( . )( . )........ :smile:

[Kim Hanson]

No one would ever steal my Bayliner. I wouldn't name it GAYLINER SUE, that name is already registered to a Canadian boat. I was thinking about LAKE L' ICE. Its cool but sounds French, something you Canucks understand.
~ Suuuuuuuueeeeeeeeey!
Im sure Sue you could leave it running full of beer and it wouldn't even be looked at :D .........French...SUCK! bottom line around Alberta!......( . )( . ).......... :D

[Kim Hanson]

I think we should take a poll on who WD really is.....we all know he is already a bored member just f-ing with us!!
Tom Brown
Kim Hansen
SYA
ShockwaveBob
Frenchie
RiverDave
anyone else want to add to the list of suspects....
Its not me girl...........( . )( . )..........I only come on with my real name ....( . )( . )........ :D

[Debbolas]

Oh you guys!!!!
LOL :wink:

[Kim Hanson]

Oh you guys!!!!
LOL :wink:
Whatttttttt, its really not me posting under weird names on here :p ..........( . )( . ).........

[Rexone]

Whatttttttt, its really not me posting under weird names on here :p ..........( . )( . ).........
I can vouch for that. It's just him posting weird under his own name :smile:

[Kim Hanson]

I can vouch for that. It's just him posting weird under his own name :smile:
Thanks Mikey...........( . )( . )....... :crossx: Weird...what is weird now is if I bought a GayLiner..weird! :D

[Tom Brown]

You can scratch my name from that list also.
That was one of the behaviors I agreed to stop when Havasu Hangin' took me to his office to talk about my additude problem.

[Kim Hanson]

You can scratch my name from that list also.
That was one of the behaviors I agreed to stop when Havasu Hangin' took me to his office to talk about my additude problem.
Thank Jesus, i don't have one of those things :p ........( . )( . )...........additude problem! I would be in a heap of shit right now then... :notam:

[mattydoogen]

white dog are you coming to havasu this weekend? If so I'd like to meet you for a beer... I'll buy! I hope everything is going well with your preparations. Anything I can help with? I'd be happy to. I live here (havasu) so I know a few things... Do you really know how busy it will be? If you've never owned a boat I'd recommend coming a few days early to learn the launch areas and lake. This place gets crazy for Memorial Day weekend. Good Luck

[Holland]

When I bought the last boat before this one, It was a Caliber 1. Cliff made a very wise statement. He said, "Your kids will have just as much fun hanging off of the front of a monterey or bayliner as they would a custom... The only one who cares is you! The amount of fun is the same, it is all about preference, YOUR PREFEENCE! So choose wisely." That was a true statement. I bought the Caliber 1 and was extremely happy. Good Luck WhiteDog and have fun!

[whitedog]

Matty, thanks for the advice.. i'm looking forward to meeting you and your family. holland, that was heart warming and brave of you to say something nice considering the high probability that you will be ridiculed for even talking with someone who bought a bayliner. heck, now they probably think that your me. but your not I am me . I bought a bayliner, and i'm gonna have a lot of fun out on the lake . I'm gonna fish and ski and drink my beer. heck I may even ski naked HA HA ,(not really) but thanks for the kind words..WHITEDOG WOOF

[mattydoogen]

Matty, thanks for the advice.. i'm looking forward to meeting you and your family. holland, that was heart warming and brave of you to say something nice considering the high probability that you will be ridiculed for even talking with someone who bought a bayliner. heck, now they probably think that your me. but your not I am me . I bought a bayliner, and i'm gonna have a lot of fun out on the lake . I'm gonna fish and ski and drink my beer. heck I may even ski naked HA HA ,(not really) but thanks for the kind words..WHITEDOG WOOF
Hey White Dog, no prob. Been there before.... Looking forward to meeting you as well...
What nice words from Holland...

[stev irwin]

all have too say on these boats is: On the sixth day god made water and on the seventh bayliner put dick heads upon it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope you don't get run over buy on of those bigger boats doing a buck 160 whitedog. :cool: :cool: :cool:

[whitedog]

I will try to stay out of the way. but seriously, yesterday I was checking the boat out, spraying wd 40 on the parts that are supposed to move, puttiing duct tape on the parts that dont. I started the motor in the back yard, I used thoes ear muff things on the garden hose. I put the boat in gear to see how it shifted. It worked ok, a little sticky but I sprayed it. anyway, when I did it must of somehow knocked the earmuffs off. The light came on and the buzzer went off. I dont know how long it was like that, (I ran into the house for a second to see who was winning on american idol). when I came back, it was like that. I put the hose back on, but now the buzzer comes on right away and the light goes on too? I think it's overheating? what should I check? my neighbour said to check the water pump? It's one thing after another. the lady said that she might not be finished with my seats until fri pm. I wanted to leave fri am. My buddy also said to check the trailer barings? they look ok to me.