Hello my friends..

[HORNY _DAWG]

I am new here...I met some of you at the landing..you know when me and the Frechie guy put on the littlle show for you!...ohhhh he had some soft hands..has anyone seen him??? anyone maybe ah hook a puppy up with his addy? So what do you talk about in here? i don't have to much to talk about because well i'ma dog.. it is very hard to type on this thing with paws but I'm doing pretty good i think...

[TheLurker]

OH My Gawd I knew it was only a matter of time before you came sniffing around here for another date.
ROLMAO

[WYRD]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRR :D

[HORNY _DAWG]

OH My Gawd I knew it was only a matter of time before you came sniffing around here for another date.
ROLMAO
Hey hey hey..whats happening my new friend?? ah do you know how to find the FRENCHIE guy? well it was not really a date..he just up and grabbed my johnson man...i was like.. hey you ..thats my jonh...oh..ohhhh..that feels good! he has very soft hands....where is he now??

[HORNY _DAWG]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRR :D
hey that was very goood. how long have you been speaking dog??

[TheLurker]

Hey hey hey..whats happening my new friend?? ah do you know how to find the FRENCHIE guy? well it was not really a date..he just up and grabbed my johnson man...i was like.. hey you ..thats my jonh...oh..ohhhh..that feels good! he has very soft hands....where is he now??
Sorry pooch I cant help you find him but next time make him take you out for drinks and a Milk Bone first.
Just to show him your not that easy.

[Jordy]

The question on everyone's mind these days with a dog molester on the loose... (http://crass.on.ru/mp3/misc/Baha_Men-Who_Let_The_Dogs_Out.mp3 )
:D :D :D

[HORNY _DAWG]

Soo who can hook me up with some bitches?? hey I tell you somthing.. this old lady came to the back yard to day and told me your a stupid dog...well i pissed on her shoes,was she ever mad,,yeah i show you stupid dog :D i ate a cat once..well ok i didnt eat it..but i did bite it right in the ass! i hate those bastards! they are all like "hey dog..can you climb a tree?? I'm like hey cat suck this! :D :D

[HORNY _DAWG]

The question on everyone's mind these days with a dog molester on the loose... (http://crass.on.ru/mp3/misc/Baha_Men-Who_Let_The_Dogs_Out.mp3 )
:D :D :D
That is like my favorite song man!..me and the homies .when no one is home, we put that on the record player and we rock out man! we are all runnin around and breaking stuff,,,,we blamed it on the stupid cat

[HORNY _DAWG]

Sorry pooch I cant help you find him but next time make him take you out for drinks and a Milk Bone first.
Just to show him your not that easy.
I'm telling you man..he just grabbed my shit and was all like tuggin on it..i was gonna bite him ..but he found that spot like right now..he's got some skills that boy!

[Phat Matt]

Sup Dawg? :cool:

[MagicMtnDan]

While you're here how about answering a question humans have been curious about for all eternity: Why do dogs lick their balls? :D
Second question: Did Frenchie use his right or left hand to get you off?
Last question: Did he get any doggie dew on hisself?
Thanks pooch.

[Havasu Hangin']

If you wanna gain acceptance here, newbie...you need to post pictures of your bitches...then tell everyone how cool you are for doing it!

[Kilrtoy]

I can only imagine what DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG this is......

[HORNY _DAWG]

While you're here how about answering a question humans have been curious about for all eternity: Why do dogs lick their balls? :D
Second question: Did Frenchie use his right or left hand to get you off?
Last question: Did he get any doggie dew on hisself?
Thanks pooch.
hello my new friend ..but that is a stupid question...wouldnt you? he kinda swithed ..but he gained a stroke when he did!.i always got a little dripp on it..I usually just wipe it on the carpet...he was good ..but he quit right beofre i went off!!. iwas like hey you..three more pulls man just three more pulls! i had to go and put it in the cat and let me tell you the cat...he dont like that much!

[HORNY _DAWG]

If you wanna gain acceptance here, newbie...you need to post pictures of your bitches...then tell everyone how cool you are for doing it!
ahhh i'm just got the typing figured out..now you want me to learn that camera??
:notam:

[HORNY _DAWG]

Sup Dawg? :cool:
ohh sup yourself..just hangin in the house till they get home...if they catch me in here i'll be a sore mo/fo..i hope the cat dont rat a puppy out!

[unleashed]

How about this little biatch. She likes Glamis, the river and as you can see she wears very short skirts??? Also she hooked up with my dog so I hope you dont mind sloppy seconds. Oh and she likes doggy style!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/249dog.bmp
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com)

[HORNY _DAWG]

How about this little biatch. She likes Glamis, the river and as you can see she wears very short skirts??? Also she hooked up with my dog so I hope you dont mind sloppy seconds. Oh and she likes doggy style!
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/249dog.bmp
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com)
Ohh she's got that whole obidience school teacher thing going on..I dig chics in glasses..I'm as hard as a milk bone
:devil:

[Phat Matt]

Ohh she's got that whole obidience school teacher thing going on..I dig chics in glasses..I'm as hard as a milk bone
:devil:
I hear she's a slut too. :D She tries playing that whole innocent bit but she's a freaky bitch. ;)

[locogringo]

and here I thought threads couldn't get any better! LMAO!

[FMluvswater]

Hello Horny_Dawg. Most people call me FM but you can call me Fido. :wink: Woof! :D

[HORNY _DAWG]

Hello Horny_Dawg. Most people call me FM but you can call me Fido. :wink: Woof! :D
Hey I luvs water too!! I aint allowed in it much cause they say it makes me stink! just wait till burrito night around here i'll get into about twenty of them I'll show em stink!

[XtrmWakeborder]

Lmao! Now that is original. Funny shit.

[FMluvswater]

Hey I luvs water too!! I aint allowed in it much cause they say it makes me stink! just wait till burrito night around here i'll get into about twenty of them I'll show em stink!
well sure might as well if they're gonna blame ya anyway might as well be true right? :D

[HORNY _DAWG]

well sure might as well if they're gonna blame ya anyway might as well be true right? :D
Everytime one of them shits it's like " get outside you damn dog you stink" i'm like i"I was scratching my nuts" always blame me ...always! one day i'm gonna show em some stink!

[FMluvswater]

Everytime one of them shits it's like " get outside you damn dog you stink" i'm like i"I was scratching my nuts" always blame me ...always! one day i'm gonna show em some stink!
Get 'er done Horny_Dawg! :cool: Bet you could outdo theirs! :D

[hoolign]

I hear she's a slut too. :D She tries playing that whole innocent bit but she's a freaky bitch. ;)
it's probably a good thing Frenchies dog was a male... :jawdrop: :jawdrop: I'd puke if I read about the doggy shocker :jawdrop: :D

[JetBoatRich]

Looks like they both are enjoying it :rolleyes:
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[Liberator TJ1984]

Horny Dog ,
is there any truth to the rumor that Frenchie tried to get you to return the favor by coating his Balls in Peanutbutter , wanting you to lick it off :devil:

[2sand2]

i don't care who you are that there is some funny sh!t....

[HM]

it's probably a good thing Frenchies dog was a male... :jawdrop: :jawdrop: I'd puke if I read about the doggy shocker :jawdrop: :D
Don't give them any ideas!!!
:supp: :supp: :supp: :supp: :supp: :supp:

[HM]

So, it looks like the new motto for the Boymont crew is
"Rubbin it Hard"
:cry: :cry: :rollside: :cry: :rolleyes: :cry:

[Jordy]

Hey Horny Dawg, what is your opinion on the new frenchie's ark design that Shockwave is incorporating into the new boat? I hear it's a revolving doggie door. :jawdrop: :D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/23sidebuddy.jpg

[phuggit]

Funny shit Jordy. LMAO