Dear Ratso...............

[topless]

I want to profess my love for you and let you know that I will gladly kick any b itches ass who looks at you. Never mind Tom or Blown, I've been waiting for you all my life and I don't have issues.........just wait and see after 3 months. Please make me your 6th wife.
Love,
Topless
P. S.
What kind of car do you drive and how much money do you make? :D

[ratso]

...I need measurements first and proof that you have been in a psychiatric ward before. It also helps if you are bi-polar and on lithium, and of course... anything goes in the bedroom...

[Blown 472]

I want to profess my love for you and let you know that I will gladly kick any b itches ass who looks at you. Never mind Tom or Blown, I've been waiting for you all my life and I don't have issues.........just wait and see after 3 months. Please make me your 6th wife.
Love,
Topless
P. S.
What kind of car do you drive and how much money do you make? :D
Send my ring back then, damn it.

[topless]

Send my ring back then, damn it.No, I don't think I can pass the bi-polar thingy with Ratso so I'm all yours again.

[Boozer]

...I need measurements first and proof that you have been in a psychiatric ward before. It also helps if you are bi-polar and on lithium, and of course... anything goes in the bedroom...
the lithium just made her really horny.
She's not bipolar but she is skitzo or however it is spelled so maybe thats just as good if not better.

[ratso]

No, I don't think I can pass the bi-polar thingy with Ratso so I'm all yours again.
I can make an exception if we keep it to a one night stand... Plane ticket is in the mail. ;)

[topless]

I can make an exception if we keep it to a one night stand... Plane ticket is in the mail. ;)WooHOOOOO :D

[WYRD]

Damn Topless Control yourself :hammer2: :D

[Rexone]

I can make an exception if we keep it to a one night stand... Plane ticket is in the mail. ;)
Just make sure you bring your mom with you. :wink:

[Unforgiven]

Send my ring back then, damn it.
she hawked it for money to buy some..."MEDS"
sorry topless...I'm in one of those moods

[Tom Brown]

she hawked it for money to buy some..."MEDS"
Maybe she used the money to buy rats for her pet snake.
The food chain is such a turn on. :cool:

[topless]

Maybe she used the money to buy rats for her pet snake.
The food chain is such a turn on. :cool:
Tom and Snuggles need to eat too.

[Unforgiven]

Maybe she used the money to buy rats for her pet snake.
The food chain is such a turn on. :cool:
Rats for her pet snake?? I thought he was a stray dog

[topless]

Rats for her pet snake?? I thought he was a stray dog
I have two very large Red tail boa constrictors. They also like to eat ass holes. :D

[ratso]

I have two very large Red tail boa constrictors. They also like to eat ass holes. :D
...I won't be coming near your house. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[topless]

...I won't be coming near your house. :eek: :eek: :eek:You don't have to. The tickets are in the mail. :D

[ratso]

You don't have to. The tickets are in the mail. :D
okay, but no pet snakes... :2purples:

[Unforgiven]

You don't have to. The tickets are in the mail. :D
did you send me one?????

[topless]

did you send me one?????
Ratso sent ME a ticket for a little action for the weekend. No strings attatched. :D

[ratso]

did you send me one?????
Threes a crowd... :lightsabe
unless she brings her 454, Barbie, and Foxy along. :hammer2:

[ratso]

Ratso sent ME a ticket for a little action for the weekend. No strings attatched. :D
...no strings, only ropes and handcuffs. :crossx:

[Her454]

...no strings, only ropes and handcuffs. :crossx:
I can do ropes and handcuffs - but no snakes. :)

[ratso]

I can do ropes and handcuffs - but no snakes. :)
ditto...

[topless]

The sankes are NOT invited. :eek:

[Her454]

The sankes are NOT invited. :eek:
oK, but dont bring the SNAKES either.............

[ratso]

oK, but dont bring the SNAKES either.............
I don't like sankes either... :rollside:

[lucky]

Just make sure you bring your mom with you. :wink:
lmao - mike ya beat me to it

[ratso]

lmao - mike ya beat me to it
...that was only once!!! or twice??? :hammer2:

[Her454]

lmao - mike ya beat me to it
Since history proves that nothing you ever say does not involve a sexual connotation, does this not belong in the Bench Racers? :rollside:

[ratso]

Since history proves that nothing you ever say does not involve a sexual connotation, does this not belong in the Bench Racers? :rollside:
...that place scares me... and this is clean sex. :D

[ratso]

...now I gotta go look up connotation. :notam:

[topless]

oK, but dont bring the SNAKES either.............Don't worry. We got a new one and I hate that thing so I stay away from both of them now.

[lucky]

Since history proves that nothing you ever say does not involve a sexual connotation, does this not belong in the Bench Racers? :rollside:
sexual overtones :eek: me -- well bend me over and call me daddy :cool:

[Unforgiven]

I can do ropes and handcuffs - but no snakes. :)
she;s not lying about the handcuffs and ropes....but I was still wondering about the broomstick??

[lucky]

...now I gotta go look up condomnations . :notam:
before you stick her cover your dicker !!!! thats the texan interpriation ! :D

[topless]

she;s not lying about the handcuffs and ropes....but I was still wondering about the broomstick??Did I ever tell you that you are evil?

[topless]

before you stick her cover your dicker !!!! thats the texan interpriation ! :DAnd you should try the Texas foreplay. Go ahead and tell him how it's done Ratso. :D

[Unforgiven]

Did I ever tell you that you are evil?
more than once...you use to tell me that when we were married...thank goodness for divorce....

[lucky]

And you should try the Texas foreplay. Go ahead and tell him how it's done Ratso. :D
that goes like this -- hey baby go tell ma its time for bed - and bring all three of us some budwiser -- biatch

[Her454]

...that place scares me... and this is clean sex. :D
After 5 marriages I find it hard to believe anything scares you Ratso. ;)
she;s not lying about the handcuffs and ropes....but I was still wondering about the broomstick??
That would have cost you TWO Blowers and a bit more bling honey....

[topless]

that goes like this -- hey baby go tell ma its time for bed - and bring all three of us some budwiser -- biatch
No it goes like this "Get in the truck biatch"

[topless]

more than once...you use to tell me that when we were married...thank goodness for divorce....
I'm keeping the ring ya know. :boxingguy

[Unforgiven]

After 5 marriages I find it hard to believe anything scares you Ratso. ;)
That would have cost you TWO Blowers and a bit more bling honey....
since you brought up bling....are you ready for the "NEW BLING BLING MOTOR"? ...would look good in your boat...I'll take pics this weekend..

[Her454]

You've already used that line on me, remember? ;)

[Unforgiven]

You've already used that line on me, remember? ;)
thats because I was going to use your boat....but still...it would look good in there...you'll have to keep it clean...you know ,keep the cats off of it...

[Her454]

thats because I was going to use your boat....but still...it would look good in there...you'll have to keep it clean...you know ,keep the cats off of it...
Dead cats dont walk on boats. ;)

[Unforgiven]

Dead cats dont walk on boats. ;)
so you finally listened and let HEMI eat the cats??

[Her454]

Nope, I shot the orange one right off the bow of the flat. THEN I let Hemi have it.

[topless]

Nope, I shot the orange one right off the bow of the flat. THEN I let Hemi have it.DAMN!!!!!! Note to self......never sit on the bow of Her454's boat. :messedup:

[Her454]

LMAO, .........or piss in the carpets and shit under the bow either.....I hated that cat. Im sure my neighbor doesnt even miss him.

[Unforgiven]

Nope, I shot the orange one right off the bow of the flat. THEN I let Hemi have it.
orange one?..same basturd I gave a ride to??? thought it wouldn't come back after it jumped out of the truck at 50mph...Fresh Kitty...hmmm hope HEMI enjoyed...

[Her454]

Someone's gonna call PETA on me...................... :D

[Tom Brown]

Im sure my neighbor doesnt even miss him.
This incident will now be known as the ***boat cat incident of 2005.
You are right up there with Frenchie in the ***boat hall of fame.

[Her454]

This incident will now be known as the ***boat cat incident of 2005.
You are right up there with Frenchie in the ***boat hall of fame.
Ruh Roh........................ :rollside:

[Unforgiven]

This incident will now be known as the ***boat cat incident of 2005.
You are right up there with Frenchie in the ***boat hall of fame.
kind of funny how the cats got the catbox and jetboat confused...oops did I just say that??

[topless]

LMAO, .........or piss in the carpets and shit under the bow either.....I hated that cat. Im sure my neighbor doesnt even miss him.
Ewww, the lady who was renting from me had 9 and hers used to shit in my flowers so I had to pull them out. The worst part was that it is right along my front porch. I'm glad she and her cats are gone.

[Unforgiven]

LMAO, .........or piss in the carpets and shit under the bow either.....I hated that cat. Im sure my neighbor doesnt even miss him.
I don't think your neighbor even remembers he had a cat...damm and I thought that was Karlenes kitty???? how many shots before you nailed it?? I have a friend that does fiberglass repair in case you put too many holes in the boat

[Her454]

kind of funny how the cats got the catbox and jetboat confused...oops did I just say that??
...................Kinda funny how the guys that control our electricity cant even read............... :rollside:
Nope, I shot the orange one right off the bow of the flat.
I'm glad she and her cats are gone.
:crossx: :crossx:

[Her454]

I don't think your neighbor even remembers he had a cat...damm and I thought that was Karlenes kitty???? how many shots before you nailed it?? I have a friend that does fiberglass repair in case you put too many holes in the boat
Carlenes was orange too and that ****er had kittens.........Im talking that huge ass LION CAT from next door.
First shot, no holes. :D I grew up on Mullet Mountain remember?

[Unforgiven]

...................Kinda funny how the guys that control our electricity cant even read............... :rollside:
:crossx: :crossx:
we can read and we can spell too...how about you "computer wizards"??

[Her454]

Im not a computer wizard but I know a flat from a jet from a sandbox LOL ;)
Now get back to work ............your causing me to fall off the wagon........:(

[Unforgiven]

Im not a computer wizard but I know a flat from a jet from a sandbox LOL ;)
Now get back to work ............your causing me to fall off the wagon........:(
note to self: when drinking jetboat is not a catbox...

[topless]

Im talking that huge ass LION CAT from next door.
Did it look like this?
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/956kitty.JPG

[Her454]

Did it look like this?
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/956kitty.JPG
why do you think it only took ONE shot....damn close!

[Unforgiven]

Did it look like this?
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/956kitty.JPG
nope...thats the size of HEMI/...../

[Tom Brown]

note to self: when drinking jetboat is not a catbox...
Let's not get all high and mighty. Who amongst us hasn't had a few too many drinks and urinated in a jetboat? It's nothing to be ashamed of.

[Unforgiven]

Let's not get all high and mighty. Who amongst us hasn't had a few too many drinks and urinated in a jetboat? It's nothing to be ashamed of.
I'd never admit it to Traci...but when she asked what spilled on the floor of the boat...uhh well a beer did!!

[Blown 472]

Let's not get all high and mighty. Who amongst us hasn't had a few too many drinks and urinated on an outboard? It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Did it.