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Debbolas
06-12-2005, 08:59 AM
This is a thread to post some things he can say to all those people that keep asking when he and Jen are getting married...................
(besides taking the shots) :D
I'll go first....................
"I'm just waiting for the papers to come through, see I was married to 5 women at the same time and that takes a LOT of paperwork"
or
"When Jen stops drinking"
:D

Tom Brown
06-12-2005, 09:03 AM
"I've been waiting to ask her until this gal stone passes."

Phat Matt
06-12-2005, 09:13 AM
I usually say "When I meet the right person." Of course Jen is standing right next to me. :sqeyes:
:D

Kachina26
06-12-2005, 09:18 AM
"I just don't know if I can live with her gas problem"

Kilrtoy
06-12-2005, 09:23 AM
When she finally gives it up and I get to taste the taco, I then will make a informed choice, if I want to buy it....

Big Bear
06-12-2005, 09:28 AM
What kinda sauce on that taco, mild or hot??

WYRD
06-12-2005, 09:39 AM
You See I am Really Gay :D

JackieV
06-12-2005, 09:43 AM
"When she passes the naughty test". :p

Mandelon
06-12-2005, 09:53 AM
When she quits dreaming of Mandelon.... :wink:

Debbolas
06-12-2005, 09:56 AM
When she quits dreaming of Mandelon.... :wink:
lol :wink:

Debbolas
06-12-2005, 09:59 AM
and all this time i thought she was dreaming of me :idea: :cry: :cry: :D
shhhhhhhh! ;)
(she is just don't tell Mandy) :D

Mandelon
06-12-2005, 10:06 AM
Ha, keep laughing, fokkers......I'm movin' in! :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/24memorial_038.jpg

WYRD
06-12-2005, 10:14 AM
great pic mandy but I think we need a hand check :crossx:

Mandelon
06-12-2005, 10:28 AM
Ya wanna smell my fingers? :mix: ;)

Unforgiven
06-13-2005, 05:50 AM
"I'll get married when Jen stops dreaming about UNFORGIVEN"
sorry Matt...but you should pop the question!
!

Troubles No More
06-13-2005, 06:23 AM
There are a number of good reasons, Pick oneĀ…
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
* Anonymous
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
* Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
* Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
* Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
* Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
* Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
* H. L. Mencken
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
* engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get
married. He says "the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs....."
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled, "It really works!"
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
* Anonymous
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
* U2
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"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful."
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's finished
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Mandelon
06-13-2005, 01:14 PM
"I'll get married when Jen stops dreaming about UNFORGIVEN"
sorry Matt...but you should pop the question!
!
He popped a question.....he said "hey baby check out the new deckboat, wanna go for a ride?"..... :p

Debbolas
06-13-2005, 03:40 PM
I have to call a "POSTING FOUL" on ya for this one :rolleyes:
"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
* U2
The original quote (seen on many t-shirts in the 70's) said:
A Women without a Man is like a Fish without a Bicycle...... :p