Need a hand job!

[hoolign]

Strictly a volenteer position.!! must be able to work weekends and late nights! must be good at long hand and dick tation, possible oral exam! flat head a plus!

[FMluvswater]

flat head a plus!
What? A screwdriver? :confused:

[hoolign]

What? A screwdriver? :confused:
screw drivers are better than "bloody Mary's"
:p

[FMluvswater]

screw drivers are better than "bloody Mary's"
:p
Where do Harvey Wallbangers fit in then? :confused:

[Wonderboy]

You should think about hiring a midget.

[hoolign]

You should think about hiring a midget.
good point!! shoes are probably just as expensive as knee pads :D :D

[Wonderboy]

good point!! shoes are probably just as expensive as knee pads :D :D
Well if you're man enough you'll need knee pads too.http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/graemlins/lick.gif

[HOSS]

You should think about hiring a midget.
Jesus H.

[FMluvswater]

Jesus H.
:D :D :D I'd a feeling ....

[Mrs.Racer277]

ROTFLMAO! :eek: :)
BTW where do I send my resume?? J/K :wink: :wink:

[HOSS]

need a portfolio with pic. :D Full size photo with date!

[GHTRIM]

good point!! shoes are probably just as expensive as knee pads :D :D
Shoes will last longer too... Sounds like midget is the way to go... :boxed: Oh... With a flat head... lol.. :boxed: :boxed:

[WYRD]

Are you sure that you don't want someone with short hand experience :idea: :D

[OGShocker]

Are you sure that you don't want someone with short hand experience :idea: :D
I just spit coffee all over my screen! LMAO! :D :D :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Are you sure that you don't want someone with short hand experience :idea: :D
OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!
Good one. :cool: