how many girl on here enjoy a good rimming

[lucky]

:jawdrop: dam i'm starting to read to many of blowns posts - starting to think like him :eek:

[Phat Matt]

Yeah, and who likes a "Filthy Sanchez"? :squiggle:
:p

[WYRD]

Or a good ole fashoned ATM :D

[Phat Matt]

Or a good ole fashoned ATM :D
It's not just for cash! :rollside:

[WYRD]

It's not just for cash! :rollside:
Nope but there are multiple withdraws and deposits :hammer2: :D

[lucky]

don't forget the double dipped chocolate bananna - one int the honey - finished off in the muddy

[Mrs.Racer277]

Ok you guys are all Pervs. :rolleyes: :cry: :) :)
Where is Topless....she usually loves these threads. :) :)

[topless]

I think I just threw up a little. :cry:

[Mrs.Racer277]

I think I just threw up a little. :cry:
LOL :) That is not the reponse I thought you would give. :rolleyes: :)

[WYRD]

I think I just threw up a little. :cry:
Gag Reflex :confused: :crossx:

[Jordy]

Seems like a pretty good thread for these classic acts:
1. The Teabagging - The all time classic maneuver of tapping your penis on a chick`s forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, while you`re uttering the timeless phrase- "Who`s Your daddy?"
2. The Houdini - Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.
3. The Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl`s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she`ll look like an angry dragon.
4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl`s throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.
5. Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.
6. The Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female`s ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
7. The Flaming Amazon - This one`s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you`re screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
8. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.
9. The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
10. The Zombie Mask - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel *****, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you`re ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
:D :D :D

[barbigrl]

OMG.....its getting awfully dirty this Friday morning!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_125v.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxmk146YYUS')

[Mrs.Racer277]

Jordy you amaze me. :wink:

[Jbb]

lol.....

[barbigrl]

That was great Jordy!!!!

[lucky]

nice jordy -- i wonder if our buddy ratso has preformed any of these :D :rolleyes:

[LAFD]

Seems like a pretty good thread for these classic acts:
1. The Teabagging - The all time classic maneuver of tapping your penis on a chick`s forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, while you`re uttering the timeless phrase- "Who`s Your daddy?"
2. The Houdini - Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.
3. The Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl`s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she`ll look like an angry dragon.
4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl`s throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.
5. Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.
6. The Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female`s ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
7. The Flaming Amazon - This one`s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you`re screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
8. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.
9. The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
10. The Zombie Mask - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel *****, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you`re ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
:D :D :D
THAT IS SOME FUNNY SH*T. :hammer2:

[topless]

LOL :) That is not the reponse I thought you would give. :rolleyes: :)Why would you say that? :eek:

[HOSS]

Although personnally I haven`t done any of these the Houdini sounds like a move I`d like to try. I meen thats just awsome.

[j-fib]

Dont forget the rodeo,hitting it doggy style, right before you cum call out her sisters name and hang on for 8 seconds

[godfather]

Dont forget the jelly donut and rusty trombone. :supp:

[WYRD]

Seems like a pretty good thread for these classic acts:
1. The Teabagging - The all time classic maneuver of tapping your penis on a chick`s forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, while you`re uttering the timeless phrase- "Who`s YoRiver daddy?"
:D :D :D
This one is my specialty

[godfather]

jelly donut when you jerk off in her face and punch her in the nose. :cry:

[Phat Matt]

Ghetto #6 sounds entertaining. :220v:
Any chicks up for a romantic night of Donkey Punching? :skull:

[Phat Matt]

I just got back from the dry cleaners. There's a russian chick that works there that is like 1/2 porno star and 1/2 mail order bride. All I could think was "This chick needs a good rimming." :D Damn you ***boat forum.
I have some dry cleaning to do. Where's that place at? :jawdrop: :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Why would you say that? :eek:
Nothing bad was ment by that. You play along very well. :D :D
You are a really good sport. :D

[SBullet]

don't forget the double dipped chocolate bananna - one int the honey - finished off in the muddy
What about the A T M!! :eek:

[MAINEVENT]

Jordy that shit was Classic :rollside:

[topless]

Nothing bad was ment by that. You play along very well. :D :D
You are a really good sport. :D
I thought maybe you knew how kinky I really am. :confused:

[HOSS]

eh eh eh :devil:

[Boozer]

I thought maybe you knew how kinky I really am. :confused:
You're into rimjobs? I take the tequilla offer back then. :eek:

[Mrs.Racer277]

I thought maybe you knew how kinky I really am. :confused:
I wasn't sure you wanted to share that with everyone?!?!? :jawdrop: ;) :D

[topless]

You're into rimjobs? I take the tequilla offer back then. :eek:
I NEVER said that. :hammer2: :hammer2:

[Throttle]

"I promise I will not die"

[lucky]

What about the A T M!! :eek:
what when you insert your card - and take a withdraw ? or make a deposit -
make a deposit and collect a few bucks lol

[lucky]

I thought maybe you knew how kinky I really am. :confused:
we do we all know what tom's about -- so how is the swing anyways :wink:

[topless]

we do we all know what tom's about -- so how is the swing anyways :wink:Let's just say it's almost time for a new one. :)

[lucky]

Let's just say it's almost time for a new one. :)
lol

[Mrs.Racer277]

Let's just say it's almost time for a new one. :)
:eek: :eek: :eek: :wink:

[Boozer]

I NEVER said that. :hammer2: :hammer2:
That's good. After this weekend in Vegas I may be a little short on rent next month.

[Throttle]

That's good. After this weekend in Vegas I may be a little short on rent next month.
again?

[topless]

I may be a little short .I think they have prosthetic devices for that. :rollside:

[Screaming Pete]

Seems like a pretty good thread for these classic acts:
1. The Teabagging - The all time classic maneuver of tapping your penis on a chick`s forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, while you`re uttering the timeless phrase- "Who`s Your daddy?"
2. The Houdini - Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.
3. The Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl`s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she`ll look like an angry dragon.
4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl`s throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.
5. Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.
6. The Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female`s ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
7. The Flaming Amazon - This one`s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you`re screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
8. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.
9. The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
10. The Zombie Mask - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel *****, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you`re ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
:D :D :D
Jordy, this sh*t has got me laughing so hard that i can't even see the screen, i hd to get up and walk away and everytime i came back i start cracking up again :rollside: :rollside: :cry: this is the funnist stuff i've read in years
thanks

[TheLurker]

Jordy, this sh*t has got me laughing so hard that i can't even see the screen, i hd to get up and walk away and everytime i came back i start cracking up again :rollside: :rollside: :cry: this is the funnist stuff i've read in years
thanks
Thats what I was thinking but then another thought came to mind.
Where do you get this stuff but then I thought, do I want to know
the answer :squiggle:

[lurid]

or how about the pink sock? it includes the Donkey punch but in a different way
may not be safe for work, it is a cartoon
http://www.thepinksock.com/the-pink-sock.php

[JackieV]

OKAY!!!!!! But can someone explain to me what an "ATM" is!? :idea:

[Miss Perfect]

OKAY!!!!!! But can someone explain to me what an "ATM" is!? :idea:
Thank you. I had the same question but I wasn't really sure if I wanted to know the answer! :D

[topless]

OKAY!!!!!! But can someone explain to me what an "ATM" is!? :idea:
Are you wanting to spice up the love life Jackie? :wink:

[Jordy]

OKAY!!!!!! But can someone explain to me what an "ATM" is!? :idea:
It's the little machine they have at banks and grocery stores that dispense cash. :D :D :D
One question though, why do the drive thru ATM's have braille on them??? :D :D :D

[topless]

It's the little machine they have at banks and grocery stores that dispense cash. :D :D :D
One question though, why do the drive thru ATM's have braille on them??? :D :D :DThose are for bilingual drivers. :)

[JackieV]

Are you wanting to spice up the love life Jackie? :wink:
Of course! I even printed out Jordy's list and am in the process of having it laminated! lol :D
And Jordy your answer still doesn't answer my question...I am still confused. :squiggle: :D

[lucky]

Of course! I even printed out Jordy's list and am in the process of having it laminated! lol :D
And Jordy your answer still doesn't answer my question...I am still confused. :squiggle: :D
wear a helmet :idea:

[WYRD]

Of course! I even printed out Jordy's list and am in the process of having it laminated! lol :D
And Jordy your answer still doesn't answer my question...I am still confused. :squiggle: :D
the M stands for mouth the T stands for To and the A stands for uhhh uhhhh welll ummmmm hmmmmm yea you get the point right...................Corn anybody :devil:

[topless]

the M stands for mouth the T stands for To and the A stands for uhhh uhhhh welll ummmmm hmmmmm yea you get the point right...................Corn anybody :devil:
RUN JACKIE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Jordy]

the M stands for mouth the T stands for To and the A stands for uhhh uhhhh welll ummmmm hmmmmm yea you get the point right...................Corn anybody :devil:
Wouldn't that be an MTA then??? :D

[WYRD]

Wouldn't that be an MTA then??? :D
Like the Bus?

[Miss Perfect]

the M stands for mouth the T stands for To and the A stands for uhhh uhhhh welll ummmmm hmmmmm yea you get the point right...................Corn anybody :devil:
See, I knew I didn't want to know the answer. :messedup:

[lucky]

so girls say the atm taste like crap :squiggle:

[lucky]

ok then how about the frosted brownie -

[lucky]

a crazy ivan ( It just came to me ) this is where you slide your member between the tits in the wrong direction - with your azz dangling over her face -- leaving hershy nose cream lmao :coffeycup

[River918]

thousands of them at WWW.TURDWORDS.COM

[Phat Matt]

a crazy ivan ( It just came to me ) this is where you slide your member between the tits in the wrong direction - with your azz dangling over her face -- leaving hershy nose cream lmao :coffeycup
lol
That is just wrong. But funny. lol :)

[OutCole'd]

This thread has me rollin....

[ROZ]

7. The Flaming Amazon - This one`s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you`re screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
9. The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
:D :D :D
I can picture both of these working together... Me lighting the pupes on the chick A laying in front of me while chick B girl is riding the dildo on chick A's forehead :D

[Big Bear]

This is some of the funniest shit I have seen in a long time!!! My sides are hurting so bad I cant straighten up. My woman is asking what the hell is going on up there!
I have to print this out and show her. I'll ask her which one she wants to try first. In case you guys never hear from me again, it's been fun! :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea

[jdogg999]

The Angry Pirate: Bust a load in her eye, then kick her in the shin and watch her hop around on one leg holding her eye. arrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!
The Rusty Fishhook: while doing it doggy stick a finger in her ass then reach around and put it in her mouth and pull her head to the side. Fish on!!!!!

[HCS]

The Angry Pirate: Bust a load in her eye, then kick her in the shin and watch her hop around on one leg holding her eye. arrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!
The Rusty Fishhook: while doing it doggy stick a finger in her ass then reach around and put it in her mouth and pull her head to the side. Fish on!!!!!
Nice 13 post. :D You like to fish eh? :jawdrop:

[MILKMAN351]

jelly donut when you jerk off in her face and punch her in the nose. :cry:
ALSO KNOWN AS "THE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE"

[MILKMAN351]

Then There's Always "the Sniper". This Is Especially Fun When The Wife Or Girlfriend Refuses To Give It Up Before She Goes To Bed Or If Your Just Plain Pissed Off At Her. Wait Till She's Asleep, Then Quietly Take Care Of Yourself, Roll Over, And Nut In Her Hair/face/back, Whatever You Prefer. The Secret To Mastering This Is To Quickly Act Like Your Sleeping So That She's Completely Confused About What Just Happened And Where The Hell It Came From. If She's A Deep Sleeper, Don't Worry. She'll Just Wake Up The Next Morning With Her Eyes Glued Shut, Sort Of A Modified "zombie Mask". Still Funny As Shit. It's A Win Win As Far As I'm Concerned.

[sea2lake]

Dont forget the rodeo,hitting it doggy style, right before you cum call out her sisters name and hang on for 8 seconds
No no No,Its the rodeo sex, while doggie style, you tell her this is how her sister likes it, then try to hold on for 8 secs.

[uvindex]

No no No,Its the rodeo sex, while doggie style, you tell her this is how her sister likes it, then try to hold on for 8 secs.In the version of rodeo that I heard, you're also doing it doggie, but your buddies pop out of the closet and clap and cheer while you try to hold on for eight seconds. :)
Regardless of which version is correct, you should always wear a cowboy hat for this one! :boxed:

[mike37]

dang I go to get some work done and look what I missed out on
come on Ladies give up some of you dirty little fantasy's :D