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socaldj1
06-18-2005, 01:41 PM
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.
They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor.
After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three .
You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.
YOU buy him a drink.
He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.
When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you.
You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.
"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before.
Do you want to come back to my place?"
You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred .
You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound. .
As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .
With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom
and see...
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OH HELL NO!!!!!

Wonderboy
06-18-2005, 01:46 PM
That is foul!!!http://www.riverratlife.com/forum/images/graemlins/puke.gif

atomickitn
06-18-2005, 01:47 PM
oh my god ,,,you poor thing ,,im assuming you are a female, if not dude you sept with your dog :D

piper
06-18-2005, 02:09 PM
Just plain nasty!! :yuk:

Mandelon
06-18-2005, 02:16 PM
You had sex with a bear!?!?!?!?!? :confused: :yuk: :cry: :D

Wonderboy
06-18-2005, 02:18 PM
You had sex with a bear!?!?!?!?!? :confused: :yuk: :cry: :D
I think she had sex with a hair ball that the bear coughed up.

Kim Hanson
06-18-2005, 02:24 PM
She found the Sasquatch...........( . )( . ).....I new he was out there somewhere :D

Lightning
06-18-2005, 02:33 PM
That guy can definately use a wax !

Kim Hanson
06-18-2005, 02:36 PM
That guy can definately use a wax !
A wax? More like a lawn mower and whipper snipper shit to that........( . )( . )..... :D

sea2lake
06-18-2005, 02:37 PM
Nice B S story, i've seen that pic floating around the net for a while. Nice story though.

Wonderboy
06-18-2005, 02:46 PM
Nice B S story, i've seen that pic floating around the net for a while. Nice story though.
I don't think they're trying to pass it off as a story that happened to them, at least I hope not. I haven't seen it before but assumed it was a joke that was coppied and pasted.

sea2lake
06-18-2005, 02:48 PM
just thought i might clarify.
That poor bastard...

sea2lake
06-18-2005, 02:48 PM
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whhooo hhhooo
only took 3 years too. lol

Wonderboy
06-18-2005, 03:00 PM
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whhooo hhhooo
only took 3 years too. lol
Congrats!! I think I better slow down then. :hammerhea

Jbb
06-18-2005, 03:17 PM
I see you have met Tom Brown....

DansBlown73Nordic
06-18-2005, 05:05 PM
That mess would kill a lawnmower..... :jawdrop:

piper
06-18-2005, 05:24 PM
Only fire can control that walking bush.

jeepinscott
06-18-2005, 05:30 PM
I wishg you would stop posting my picture all over the internet.