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Boozer
06-24-2005, 11:28 AM
(Beaumont California) We have just recieved official reports that at 11:13 am PST Police officials in Beaumont California have detained a man only know as FRENCHIE for disorderly conduct, multiple accounts of assault, resisting arrest, and animal cruelty.
Beaumont City Police were called to the county clerks office after recieving calls that a man was getting irate after being told that the state of California will not issue marriage licenses to those who are trying to wed animals. Witnesses tell us that the man after being told he could not wed his pet doberman pincher proceeded to remove his pants and sodomize the dog. Shouting "She's just as good as any woman and I should be able to prove my love by exchanging vows with her before, god, my friends, my family, and anyone else who opposes man on dog relations."
"I've never seen such a grotesque act in my life," quoted one witness. "My wife and I were trying to get our wedding license when this madman starts humping his dog! I can already see the therapist bills pouring in now," claimed another witness.
After being told to stop having sex with his K-9 partner the man became enraged and started throwing weird hand gestures while shouting "Who wants 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink! shockers for everyone!"
Upon arrival police officers discovered the man laying on his back while his dog was performing felatio on him. Police were forced to use pepper spray to get the angry man and his K-9 into submission after both were non responsive to the officers demands. Both our awaiting hearings at the city jail.
The mans family was not available for questioning.

topless
06-24-2005, 11:42 AM
WTF!!!!!!!!! I told you there were strange happenings going on. :eek:

HOSS
06-24-2005, 11:48 AM
Well thats it,,, the po lice have him now.

Her454
06-24-2005, 11:49 AM
Boozer, you been hangin with Topless tooo long LMAO..................

topless
06-24-2005, 11:53 AM
Boozer, you been hangin with Topless tooo long LMAO..................I hope he takes that as a compliment. :2purples:

Boozer
06-24-2005, 11:55 AM
I hope he takes that as a compliment. :2purples:
When it comes to you I take it any way I can. :D

Her454
06-24-2005, 11:56 AM
When it comes to you I take it any way I can. :D
ROTFLMAO....................... who Needs OP6!

topless
06-24-2005, 12:00 PM
ROTFLMAO....................... who Needs OP6!I'll take pictures. Seems people here like pics. :eek:

Her454
06-24-2005, 12:01 PM
I'll take pictures. Seems people here like pics. :eek:
Pics are good, but Video is better blackmail material....c'mon girl, your slackin!

Jordy
06-24-2005, 01:20 PM
Can't you guys just grow up and drop it already??? :D :D :D
The dog thing was so last week.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129doghumper1.GIF
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129leongoat.gif
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129gsmaga.gif
:D :D :D

MagicMtnDan
06-24-2005, 01:25 PM
Is THAT Beaumont style?
YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO IT!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1129gsmaga.gif

godfather
06-24-2005, 01:32 PM
ROTFLMAO!! :rollside: :cry: HOLY SHAT THATS FUNNY.

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-24-2005, 01:34 PM
oooooo ROTFLMAO

piper
06-24-2005, 03:11 PM
I wonder if it's going to be on the t.v. show "COPs".

totenhosen
06-24-2005, 03:30 PM
http://gallery.competitiveparts.com/albums/album62/dood.gif

topless
06-24-2005, 03:31 PM
http://gallery.competitiveparts.com/albums/album62/dood.gifThis is freaking me out!

totenhosen
06-24-2005, 03:37 PM
It does get pretty trippy doesn't it. Do you find yourself mesmerized by his package?

topless
06-24-2005, 03:40 PM
It does get pretty trippy doesn't it. Do you find yourself mesmerized by his package?Yes!!!!!! :devil: