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Jbb
07-06-2005, 04:32 AM
10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines
Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...
1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...
4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...
8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...
9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
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rivergoer
07-06-2005, 06:14 AM
is that a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them.
did it hurt? (what) when you fell from heaven.
these are preety gay as well :)

CandyA$$
07-06-2005, 06:21 AM
Lmao!

lucky
07-06-2005, 06:22 AM
do you have any itialian in you ? would you like some

sigepmock
07-06-2005, 06:23 AM
Wow.....You don't sweat much for a FAT Chick.
Would you like to dance.....No?......I'm sorry you must of misunderstood me......I SAID YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!

Water Romper
07-06-2005, 08:33 AM
"Come here often or mainly at home"? :jawdrop:

KineticoH20
07-06-2005, 09:49 AM
Hey baby wanna go back to my place for a cheeseburger and a fu@k?.....whats the matter don't you like cheeseburgers?

Havasu_Dreamin
07-06-2005, 09:52 AM
I am what I eat, I wanna be you in the morning. :D

PipesClean
07-06-2005, 10:20 AM
Wanna go in halfs on a Bastard? :p

Jordy
07-06-2005, 10:25 AM
Wanna dance? No? You shouldn't be picky, I wasn't. :D

hotlavey
07-06-2005, 10:39 AM
Didn't we go to different schools together?

bunny 166
07-06-2005, 10:43 AM
I had a guy ask me if my parents were thieves....of course I said no and then he said "Well who stole those stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?".....
No joke..... :hammerhea

Jbb
07-06-2005, 10:46 AM
I had a guy ask me if my parents were thieves....of course I said no and then he said "Well who stole those stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?".....
No joke..... :hammerhea
Please tell me you vomited on him?...or did you.....marry him.... :redface:

lucky
07-06-2005, 10:48 AM
is there a cover charge - cause i'd pay to get in :D

bunny 166
07-06-2005, 10:51 AM
Please tell me you vomited on him?...or did you.....marry him.... :redface:
LOL...I had to laugh because it was so damn stupid....that's as far as our encounter went....It wasn't my hubby; Darrin would never say something so lame, but he is a man of few words anyway :D
(translation...I talk alot... ;) )

CandyA$$
07-06-2005, 10:58 AM
I had a guy ask me if my parents were thieves....of course I said no and then he said "Well who stole those stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?".....
No joke..... :hammerhea
ROFLMAO!
Uh what world are you from dude. lol

bunny 166
07-06-2005, 11:00 AM
ROFLMAO!
Uh what world are you from dude. lol
I know,huh? Poor guy.... :frown: He was a dork for sure..... :hammerhea

Jbb
07-06-2005, 11:01 AM
ROFLMAO!
Uh what world are you from dude. lol
I dont know ...sometimes you get excited around a chickie and the wrong words come out.....I know ....I do it all the time.... :supp:

CandyA$$
07-06-2005, 11:03 AM
I had a guy ask...
Do I need to catch my breath or what, but you take my breath away.
I was looking at him like, WHAT? LOL

supernick
07-06-2005, 11:15 AM
if you were a booger id pic u first

CandyA$$
07-06-2005, 11:17 AM
if you were a booger id pic u first
puuuke all over you for saying that one. Yuk

SB
07-06-2005, 11:22 AM
You must be from Jamaica, cuz ja makin me crazy.
See my brand new state of the are fighter pilot watch? It says you aren't wearing panties.
A: Yes, I am.
Oh, it must be an hour fast.

CandyA$$
07-06-2005, 11:35 AM
LMAO! that watch thing is funny.
So has that worked for you?

Foxy99
07-06-2005, 12:29 PM
Hi I'm Milk... And I'll do your body good.
I'll put u in so many positions - It would make Gumby scream...

WYRD
07-06-2005, 01:11 PM
is there a cover charge - cause i'd pay to get in :D
I actualy like this one :D

WYRD
07-06-2005, 01:13 PM
I'm gonna break your back and make you stutter for a week :sqeyes: :D

*!Ken's Wife!*
07-06-2005, 01:17 PM
I'm gonna break your back and make you stutter for a week :sqeyes: :D
YOU SOOOOO STOLE THAT FROM ME!!!! A$$ That's the one I was gonna use!!
FINE...............
If I follow you home will you keep me?

diggler
07-06-2005, 03:43 PM
Funniest damn pickup line I ever saw... that actually WORKED was this drunk ass guy at Havasu...
He walks up to this hot chick and says
"Is that a toilet seat around your neck?"..... "Because, you are the SHIT!"
I laughed my silly ass off when he said it, and the gal actually hooked up with him that night from what I could tell.

Jbb
07-06-2005, 03:52 PM
Hi I'm Milk... And I'll do your body good.
I'll put u in so many positions - It would make Gumby scream...
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

2NDTIMEAROUND
07-06-2005, 11:21 PM
Excuse me but that top you have on is very becoming on you
Then again if i was on you id becoming also

ratso
07-06-2005, 11:30 PM
Hi I'm Milk... And I'll do your body good.
I'll put u in so many positions - It would make Gumby scream...
Gawd I like naughty chicks... :crossx:

locogringo
07-06-2005, 11:38 PM
I was at a bachelor party in Havi and one in our group was drinking quite profusely, okay, all of us were but he was just a little bit more, while we were at Kokomos.
This one girl kept eyeing the over-intoxicated friend and he finally stood up and said watch this...
he walked over to her and said "it aint gonna suck itself". She had the initial look of "oh my gosh,he's coming over to talk to me" excited look and as soon as he said that you could see her mind reel in confusion and then catch up with what he had said and the nastiest look came across her face and she about sheet on his face.
It was hilarious.