28Prowler525
07-08-2005, 09:39 AM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a
moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really
use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million
dollars but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.
difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a
moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really
use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million
dollars but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.