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dirty old man
07-14-2005, 08:13 AM
Recently, RD questioned my negativity, and he is correct, I have been very negative lately. You see, I always wanted to be the Grumpy Old Man, not the Dirty Old Man. But Grumpy Old Man had already been taken by some movie star. My girl friend says I'm not even good at beeing a DOM. If I lust after some young, big boobed chickadee, I wouldn't know what to do anyway. I get grumpy too often anymore: at slow drivers in the left lane, at people who leave trash on the beach, at people who have boats but aren't boaters, at inept workers, bad politicians, greedy CEO's who steel millions of dollars from their loyal employees, protesters who scream that a wounded cop shoots back at his shooter, and political correctness. I'm grumpy that we can track down Martha Steward and a mad cow right into her very stall but can't find 100,000 registered sex offenders. I could go on for hours, but it just makes me more grumpy. Think I'll run down to the lake and take a quick run out to the Wishing Well and sneak a cool bullet.

Jbb
07-14-2005, 08:16 AM
Rd Sux...

hotlavey
07-14-2005, 08:18 AM
Recently, RD questioned my negativity, and he is correct, I have been very negative lately. You see, I always wanted to be the Grumpy Old Man, not the Dirty Old Man. But Grumpy Old Man had already been taken by some movie star. My girl friend says I'm not even good at beeing a DOM. If I lust after some young, big boobed chickadee, I wouldn't know what to do anyway. I get grumpy too often anymore: at slow drivers in the left lane, at people who leave trash on the beach, at people who have boats but aren't boaters, at inept workers, bad politicians, greedy CEO's who steel millions of dollars from their loyal employees, protesters who scream that a wounded cop shoots back at his shooter, and political correctness. I'm grumpy that we can track down Martha Steward and a mad cow right into her very stall but can't find 100,000 registered sex offenders. I could go on for hours, but it just makes me more grumpy. Think I'll run down to the lake and take a quick run out to the Wishing Well and sneak a cool bullet.
Wait up, I'll join you.

phebus
07-14-2005, 08:21 AM
Reality sucks!!!

h2oski2fast
07-14-2005, 09:29 AM
Recently, RD questioned my negativity, and he is correct, I have been very negative lately. You see, I always wanted to be the Grumpy Old Man, not the Dirty Old Man. But Grumpy Old Man had already been taken by some movie star. My girl friend says I'm not even good at beeing a DOM. If I lust after some young, big boobed chickadee, I wouldn't know what to do anyway. I get grumpy too often anymore: at slow drivers in the left lane, at people who leave trash on the beach, at people who have boats but aren't boaters, at inept workers, bad politicians, greedy CEO's who steel millions of dollars from their loyal employees, protesters who scream that a wounded cop shoots back at his shooter, and political correctness. I'm grumpy that we can track down Martha Steward and a mad cow right into her very stall but can't find 100,000 registered sex offenders. I could go on for hours, but it just makes me more grumpy. Think I'll run down to the lake and take a quick run out to the Wishing Well and sneak a cool bullet.
I'm not happy with all those things either, but I don't complain about them all the time. I know what you're saying, it's tough to keep your head up with all the BS going on around.

Havasu_Dreamin
07-14-2005, 09:30 AM
the things that I find truly interesting, is that it seems like most of feel just about the same about all of the stuff you mention. Having said that, I think most Americans feel the same way which makes me wonder, WhyTF this country is so screwed up!?

Tom Brown
07-14-2005, 09:42 AM
Do you suppose RD is a folder or a scruncher? :confused:

CandyA$$
07-14-2005, 10:17 AM
the things that I find truly interesting, is that it seems like most of feel just about the same about all of the stuff you mention. Having said that, I think most Americans feel the same way which makes me wonder, WhyTF this country is so screwed up!?
Cause most do not know how to speak up.

Jbb
07-14-2005, 10:18 AM
Do you suppose RD is a folder or a scruncher? :confused:
Bidet..... :D ....garden hose?

Ion
07-14-2005, 10:22 AM
the things that I find truly interesting, is that it seems like most of feel just about the same about all of the stuff you mention. Having said that, I think most Americans feel the same way which makes me wonder, WhyTF this country is so screwed up!?
Man...you gotta take this view in proper context. Sure, this country has it's shortcomings, but...compared to any other country in the world, I can't think of any other place I'd rather live. I had followed this statement with a diatribe about how well we all have it here (especially in this little neck of the woods) & cited examples, but I was only stating obvious cool things some of us seem to take for granted when someone, for example, cuts us off on the highway, or witness some jackass litter our fine beaches, or any other seemingly meaningless occurance that, in the longrun, doesn't affect the way we live, but I didn't. Everyone of us knows how well we have it and I challenge anyone to find anyplace on the globe that comes close to the lifestyle and freedom we have grown accustomed to here. So in the grand scheme of things, "screwed up" is the last expression I'd use to describe our fine country!
Oh yeah, one more thing...try & make that statement of yours to any of our military personnel stationed anywhere around the world.
Stepping down...

Havasu_Dreamin
07-14-2005, 10:29 AM
Ion, I agree you. This is the BEST country to live in! But we do have our problems like the entitlement mentality, the "take no responsibility for your actions" group and many others. Those are the types of things I want to see changed.

Ion
07-14-2005, 10:43 AM
Ion, I agree you. This is the BEST country to live in! But we do have our problems like the entitlement mentality, the "take no responsibility for your actions" group and many others. Those are the types of things I want to see changed.
And I for one, don't care much for affirmative action, 'specially when it puts, in some cases, less qualified people in positions because of quotas that need to be filled. That's certainly bullshit, but at the same time, it doesn't directly affect my lifestyle. The biggest problem I see in this country is apathy. We all complain about one thing or the other, but in a good year, voter turnout is what, 50-60%!?!?! I certainly hope anyone who complains about anything in this country votes. Otherwise, what they think just doesn't matter...

Ion
07-14-2005, 10:45 AM
The beauty of our democracy is that we the people can affect change. But we have to get off our fattened arses and do it.

CandyA$$
07-14-2005, 10:47 AM
The beauty of our democracy is that we the people can affect change. But we have to get off our fattened arses and do it.
Here de here de

Havasu_Dreamin
07-14-2005, 10:47 AM
I certainly hope anyone who complains about anything in this country votes. Otherwise, what they think just doesn't matter...
Exactly. I vote in every election.

Tom Brown
07-14-2005, 11:10 AM
Bidet..... :D ....garden hose?
Garden hose? :confused:
Do you suppose he is an inserter or increases the pressure by restricting the outlet with his finger?

HCS
07-14-2005, 11:13 AM
You have to admit. Most people don't have a (f)ucking clue.

CandyA$$
07-14-2005, 11:22 AM
You have to admit. Most people don't have a (f)ucking clue.
yes probably true

Jbb
07-14-2005, 11:23 AM
Garden hose? :confused:
Do you suppose he is an inserter or increases the pressure by restricting the outlet with his finger?
Partial to misters... :D

HCS
07-14-2005, 11:36 AM
yes probably true
One time we had about 8 boats line up on the beach. This freaking guy in a big deepV Bayliner comes by about 20 feet off of the boats throwing a 3 foot roller, totally clueluss that he was about to swamp all of our boats. So were all screaming at this asshole to slow down. What's he do? turns around looks at us and waves his hand like it's ok. Doesn't slow down one bit.
Little did he know he was headed for a gravel bar right past the beach.
SLAMMM!!!!! He rams his boat right into the gravel bar. :D
We laughed our asses off as he proceeded to throttle up to try to get across the gravel. He didn't even shut down! Totally tore up his prop and out drive. :D
Clueless.

CandyA$$
07-14-2005, 11:39 AM
One time we had about 8 boats line up on the beach. This freaking guy in a big deepV Bayliner comes by about 20 feet off of the boats throwing a 3 foot roller, totally clueluss that he was about to swamp all of our boats. So were all screaming at this asshole to slow down. What's he do? turns around looks at us and waves his hand like it's ok. Doesn't slow down one bit.
Little did he know he was headed for a gravel bar right past the beach.
SLAMMM!!!!! He rams his boat right into the gravel bar. :D
We laughed our asses off as he proceeded to throttle up to try to get across the gravel. He didn't even shut down! Totally tore up his prop and out drive. :D
Clueless.
HolySh!t
What a dumbfu(k!
Hello, boat damage, embarassment
LMAO!

RiverDave
07-14-2005, 11:40 AM
Recently, RD questioned my negativity, and he is correct, I have been very negative lately. You see, I always wanted to be the Grumpy Old Man, not the Dirty Old Man. But Grumpy Old Man had already been taken by some movie star. My girl friend says I'm not even good at beeing a DOM. If I lust after some young, big boobed chickadee, I wouldn't know what to do anyway. I get grumpy too often anymore: at slow drivers in the left lane, at people who leave trash on the beach, at people who have boats but aren't boaters, at inept workers, bad politicians, greedy CEO's who steel millions of dollars from their loyal employees, protesters who scream that a wounded cop shoots back at his shooter, and political correctness. I'm grumpy that we can track down Martha Steward and a mad cow right into her very stall but can't find 100,000 registered sex offenders. I could go on for hours, but it just makes me more grumpy. Think I'll run down to the lake and take a quick run out to the Wishing Well and sneak a cool bullet.
My not so open letter back.. LOL
I'm not saying I don't agree with alot of what you say.. I'm just saying that some little thing pisses you off. Then we all read about it on ***boat. Now this isn't to outta the norm for this board, but sometimes, just sometimes, doesn't some good things happen too? I mean don't you ever have a good day? Why don't ya tell us about sneaking a bullet on the lake, as opposed to the slow driver that pissed you off on the way to it. ;) :D
RD

lucky
07-14-2005, 11:46 AM
rd - the peace maker :D

Jbb
07-14-2005, 11:50 AM
My not so open letter back.. LOL
I'm not saying I don't agree with alot of what you say.. I'm just saying that some little thing pisses you off. Then we all read about it on ***boat. Now this isn't to outta the norm for this board, but sometimes, just sometimes, doesn't some good things happen too? I mean don't you ever have a good day? Why don't ya tell us about sneaking a bullet on the lake, as opposed to the slow driver that pissed you off on the way to it. ;) :D
RD
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Your pissing me off already ...little Mr..... :devil:

CandyA$$
07-14-2005, 11:51 AM
Ok happy thoughts.
I just got my tenants moved out of my rental, all the stress relieved.
Aaawww
Serious though this is my happy news

Tom Brown
07-14-2005, 11:52 AM
Positivity sucks.

CandyA$$
07-14-2005, 11:52 AM
Positivity sucks.
Dang your ruining my happy thought.
LOL

lucky
07-14-2005, 11:56 AM
brown - leaving a streak around the toilet bowl of life
i'd blow my brains out - except i'm outta bullets and the cars broke down -
lol

Tom Brown
07-14-2005, 11:57 AM
i'd blow my brains out - except i'm outta bullets and the cars broke down -
Is that by Waylon Jennings?

Jbb
07-14-2005, 11:58 AM
Is that by Waylon Jennings?
Michael Hutchense?

CandyA$$
07-14-2005, 11:59 AM
Taking quotes now huh

HCS
07-14-2005, 11:59 AM
Positivity sucks.
Todays political correctness says bitch at everything. That's why we have so many stupid laws being passed. Bitch and sue happy SOB's! :mad:

Tom Brown
07-14-2005, 12:00 PM
Michael Hutchense?
Why doesn't he hang out anymore? :confused:

CandyA$$
07-14-2005, 12:01 PM
Todays political correctness says bitch at everything. That's why we have so many stupid laws being passed. Bitch and sue happy SOB's! :mad:
My my my
Am I sensing attitude problems, mmmm

Jbb
07-14-2005, 12:01 PM
Why doesn't he hang out anymore? :confused:
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head...

Tom Brown
07-14-2005, 12:03 PM
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head...
I see you caught my Jim Caroll post before I could edit. :D
Nice work. :cool:
... Bobby OD'd on Draino on the night that he was wed.

CandyA$$
07-14-2005, 12:04 PM
I knew it changed.

Jbb
07-14-2005, 12:05 PM
I see you caught my Jim Caroll post before I could edit. :D
Nice work. :cool:
... Bobby OD'd on Draino on the night that he was wed.
They were two more friends of mine.....lol..... :wink:

Jbb
07-14-2005, 12:08 PM
Why doesn't he hang out anymore? :confused:
Just could'nt hang....long...

FMluvswater
07-14-2005, 12:51 PM
They were two more friends of mine.....lol..... :wink:
is that when you realised that people can be so cold? :(