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hoolign
07-14-2005, 02:36 PM
Dude showed up here with a freakin touque on his head...is 29 degrees here! Then again every second punk i see has one on his freakin head! I think maybe the discovery channel is on in a few to many houses..I'm jesse james..no I'm jesse james..no Iam ..Hey I am too! :D

mbrown2
07-14-2005, 02:42 PM
OK dumb question...what is a touque?
Is that Canadian for brain? :)

Wild Horses
07-14-2005, 02:43 PM
I'm with you I have no idea.

Boozer
07-14-2005, 02:44 PM
Is touque canadian for beanie?

totenhosen
07-14-2005, 02:44 PM
What is that? Are you talking about a do-rag?

uvindex
07-14-2005, 02:45 PM
I've never heard of one either. Here's a pic, however... :)
http://www.integracare.on.ca/images/touque0.jpg

Keithb87
07-14-2005, 02:45 PM
from Google
touque
In the Seychelles, 20th century , two units of capacity:
a unit of dry capacity, approximately 22 liters
a unit of liquid capacity, approximately 18 liters.
Also spelled toque.
:confused:

FMluvswater
07-14-2005, 02:46 PM
http://www.dcs-skate.de/clothing/beanie-emerica-touque-brown-beige.jpg

uvindex
07-14-2005, 02:49 PM
from Google
touque
In the Seychelles, 20th century , two units of capacity:
a unit of dry capacity, approximately 22 liters
a unit of liquid capacity, approximately 18 liters.
Also spelled toque.
:confused:Search google images or yahoo images for touque and you'll see a million of the darn things. :)

FMluvswater
07-14-2005, 02:52 PM
Dude showed up here with a freakin touque on his head...is 29 degrees here! Then again every second punk i see has one on his freakin head! I think maybe the discovery channel is on in a few to many houses..I'm jesse james..no I'm jesse james..no Iam ..Hey I am too! :D
Maybe the last fad they copied was a really bad haircut? :idea: :D The touque phase is just til it grows out! :D

hoolign
07-14-2005, 02:52 PM
yOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME..you fockers don't know what a freakin toque is?????
Chicago touqe (http://www.cupstuff.com/nhl/chicago/cbwarmtouque_m.htm)

hoolign
07-14-2005, 02:53 PM
Yeah yeah yeah I spelled it wrong..toque :p

Boozer
07-14-2005, 02:54 PM
We call them beanies here.

FMluvswater
07-14-2005, 02:55 PM
Yeah yeah yeah I spelled it wrong..toque :p
so it's like torque without the r? Maybe it got vaccuumed up? :D

uvindex
07-14-2005, 02:55 PM
yOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME..you fockers don't know what a freakin toque is?????THAT'S BECAUSE MOST OF US AREN'T FREAKIN' CANADIANS! :) (Not that there's anything wrong with being Canadian.)

Keithb87
07-14-2005, 02:56 PM
yOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME..you fockers don't know what a freakin toque is?????
Chicago touqe (http://www.cupstuff.com/nhl/chicago/cbwarmtouque_m.htm)
I was just having fun.. No need to yell at us

FMluvswater
07-14-2005, 02:58 PM
I was just having fun.. No need to yell at us
Hoolign doesn't yell he just gets incredulous that not everyone is as brilliant as he! :D

hoolign
07-14-2005, 02:59 PM
THAT'S BECAUSE MOST OF US AREN'T FREAKIN' CANADIANS! :) (Not that there's anything wrong with being Canadian.)
well I lived in the states, and I know what a freakin toque is!!
and what kinda baggy ass hanging out hat on sideways, brim pointin off to pluto goofball came up with do-rag?? and beanies??? beanies are them things with the helicopter shit ontop of them :D

HCS
07-14-2005, 02:59 PM
I still can't figure why the fat bitches around here are wearing sweaters? :confused:
It's 103 here!!!

BajaMike
07-14-2005, 02:59 PM
Dude showed up here with a freakin touque on his head...is 29 degrees here! Then again every second punk i see has one on his freakin head! I think maybe the discovery channel is on in a few to many houses..I'm jesse james..no I'm jesse james..no Iam ..Hey I am too! :D
Were his pants hanging down past his butt crack too??? :confused:
They think that is so cool!!!

topless
07-14-2005, 03:00 PM
http://www.dcs-skate.de/clothing/beanie-emerica-touque-brown-beige.jpg
Look, they can't spell very well in Canada. :sqeyes:

Keithb87
07-14-2005, 03:00 PM
Did he ever find his keys ????

FMluvswater
07-14-2005, 03:02 PM
Look, they can't spell very well in Canada. :sqeyes:
LMAO! Yeah I rather noticed that myself! :D

hoolign
07-14-2005, 03:02 PM
I still can't figure why the fat bitches around here are wearing sweaters? :confused:
It's 103 here!!!
Maybe she just hasnt shaved for a while..and she's actually naked
:eek:

Steamin' Rice
07-14-2005, 03:02 PM
Didn't Bob and Doug Mackenzie from the great white north wear them?
Take off, eh! :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/234bob_doug990804.jpg

FMluvswater
07-14-2005, 03:03 PM
Did he ever find his keys ????
I think he bought a new keyboard - he was missing key letters for certain cuss words! :D

hoolign
07-14-2005, 03:10 PM
Were his pants hanging down past his butt crack too??? :confused:
They think that is so cool!!!
last time I was in Kelowna we were bar hoppin and some little punk was skateboarding past us on the sidewalk with his ass crack hangin out. my bud flicked his smoke at him and somehow got it right in the punks ass crack..wanna see something funny ..just try that..the skateboard went one way and he was just a diggin tryin to get that freakin butt outta his butt
:D :D :D

topless
07-14-2005, 03:11 PM
last time I was in Kelowna we were bar hoppin and some little punk was skateboarding past us on the sidewalk with his ass crack hangin out. my bud flicked his smoke at him and somehow got it right in the punks ass crack..wanna see something funny ..just try that..the skateboard went one way and he was just a diggin tryin to get that freakin butt outta his butt
:D :D :DThat funny as hell. ROTFLMFAO :eek:

Keithb87
07-14-2005, 03:12 PM
I had no idea that the OSARKS ran through Canada.. :)

hoolign
07-14-2005, 03:13 PM
I had no idea that the OSARKS ran through Canada.. :)
they start in Arizona
:p

totenhosen
07-14-2005, 03:14 PM
well I lived in the states, and I know what a freakin toque is!!
and what kinda baggy ass hanging out hat on sideways, brim pointin off to pluto goofball came up with do-rag??
You don't know what a do-rag is?
http://www.firstlinemfg.com/

hoolign
07-14-2005, 03:15 PM
You don't know what a do-rag is?
http://www.firstlinemfg.com/ (http://)
Sounds like somthing Frenchie used to clean up after pullin the pooches pecker
:p

Wonderboy
07-14-2005, 04:26 PM
so it's like torque without the r? Maybe it got vaccuumed up? :D
I can't beleive no one picked up on this! :hammerhea

Mrs.Racer277
07-14-2005, 04:31 PM
last time I was in Kelowna we were bar hoppin and some little punk was skateboarding past us on the sidewalk with his ass crack hangin out. my bud flicked his smoke at him and somehow got it right in the punks ass crack..wanna see something funny ..just try that..the skateboard went one way and he was just a diggin tryin to get that freakin butt outta his butt
:D :D :D
OMG that is funny!
Sorry Hooli it's a Beanie

Man-de-lone
07-14-2005, 04:48 PM
Take off, you hoser. Eh? :p

hoolign
07-14-2005, 04:53 PM
OMG that is funny!
Sorry Hooli it's a Beanie
It's a freakin TOQUE :D

hoolign
07-14-2005, 04:54 PM
Take off, you hoser. Eh? :p
oH GREAT ...even the newbies are on my case... :D

SUI-CY-COLE DIMARCO
07-14-2005, 05:00 PM
go figure its a canada thing......

Mrs.Racer277
07-14-2005, 05:03 PM
It's a freakin TOQUE :D
NOT :wink: :)

piper
07-14-2005, 05:10 PM
It's a freakin TOQUE :D
Relax, America Jr., we got it.

hoolign
07-14-2005, 05:17 PM
go figure its a canada thing......
You just worry about remembering your login ID newbie :p

hoolign
07-14-2005, 05:18 PM
Relax, America Jr., we got it.
No problem ..Home of rosanne barr :jawdrop:

hoolign
07-14-2005, 05:19 PM
You are right again Hooli ..as usual :wink: :)
I knew I liked you for a reason :D

piper
07-14-2005, 05:20 PM
Hooli, your always good for a laugh!!! :D

Mrs.Racer277
07-14-2005, 05:22 PM
I knew I liked you for a reason :D
OMG I better stop drinking. I don't remember typing that at all. :D
Are my bubbles ready? :D ;)

hoolign
07-14-2005, 05:29 PM
OMG I better stop drinking. I don't remember typing that at all. :D
Are my bubbles ready? :D ;)
I HEARBYE DECLARE MY NAME CHANGE TO BUBBLES...for half an hour anyways :D

Kim Hanson
07-14-2005, 05:35 PM
I still can't figure why the fat bitches around here are wearing sweaters? :confused:
It's 103 here!!!
That would be a good thing though, ya know don't puke in the boat..look the other way :D .............( . )( . )...........
Hooli, those are punks that wear that shit here...most have bald heads also!

Norseman
07-14-2005, 06:51 PM
well I lived in the states, and I know what a freakin toque is!!
and what kinda baggy ass hanging out hat on sideways, brim pointin off to pluto goofball came up with do-rag?? and beanies??? beanies are them things with the helicopter shit ontop of them :D
I gotten a couple of them for my son!!! One not only has the propeller, but it has LED's for landing lights...... :devil:

DEEZ NUTTS
07-14-2005, 11:07 PM
Didn't Bob and Doug Mackenzie from the great white north wear them?
Take off, eh! :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/234bob_doug990804.jpg
Thats what I was thinking. All you hosers need to go rent Strange Brew and take a drink everytime they say eh. Take off you hosers!!

bigkatboat
07-15-2005, 06:04 PM
"Toque is for the 'dreds' mon' " "It flows, it comes and it goes, but nobody knows, what's in your toque, mon" "Toque up"

Jinga
07-16-2005, 10:06 AM
I laughed my guts out when I read this thread. Since I am also Canadian, I understood exactly what he meant my toque. I didn't dawn on me that the majority of Americans had no clue.
"What's a toque?"
Hahahahahahha :D

hoolign
07-16-2005, 10:08 AM
I laughed my guts out when I read this thread. Since I am also Canadian, I understood exactly what he meant my toque. I didn't dawn on me that the majority of Americans had no clue.
"What's a toque?"
Hahahahahahha :D
Dont even mention fish and chips around here..you'll be slammed like a hooker on new years eve :D

Jinga
07-16-2005, 10:09 AM
What about poutine? Is there poutine down there?

Jinga
07-16-2005, 10:11 AM
or loonie
twoonie

hoolign
07-16-2005, 10:12 AM
What about poutine? Is there poutine down there?
Dont even start... it'll take all 6 people in our military and 3 cans of pepper spray toget em off our backs if they catch wind of this :D

Jinga
07-16-2005, 10:13 AM
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SmokinLowriderSS
07-16-2005, 12:44 PM
Down here in the midwest, theu are known as Stocking Caps, but I knew what a touqe is. :boxed:
At 29deg F, I'd wear one, at 29deg C, I'd only see an idiot wear one. No shortage of stupid people in our world.
The cig but story was FREAKING HILLARIOUS!!!!! Wish I'd been there to see it live! :220v:

SmokinLowriderSS
07-16-2005, 12:47 PM
Poutine?
Loonie?
Twoonie?
Better start filling in the blanks now Hooligan. :hammerhea We're prepping for the road trip now. :wink:

hoolign
07-16-2005, 12:57 PM
Poutine? - french fries with gravy and mozza cheeze
Loonie?-Not quite an american dollar
Twoonie?-Same as a twoonie...cept worth twice as much, so just a bit more than f uck all
Better start filling in the blanks now Hooligan. :hammerhea We're prepping for the road trip now. :wink:
:D :D

bocco
07-16-2005, 01:03 PM
I still can't figure why the fat bitches around here are wearing sweaters? :confused:
It's 103 here!!!
It's to protect your eyes dude.

Dave C
07-16-2005, 02:02 PM
this is great.... Doncha think we should start a collection so we can send the Labatts (or whatever) to Holi on fridays so he can start threads like this. Quite entertaining....
BTW those if you lived in those northern states, they don't count..... those guys are virtually canadian.!