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Nate56
07-31-2005, 09:25 AM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will
be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about
Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

NashvilleBound
07-31-2005, 09:39 AM
:idea: :umm: :umm: :idea:

HocusPocus
07-31-2005, 10:21 AM
http://www.philblog.com/images/USRSF.jpg
classified pic.

2Driver
07-31-2005, 10:27 AM
The 2 dudes in teh center need a Man-zier

Jeanyus
07-31-2005, 10:35 AM
Redneck anti terrorist training.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/7221redneck_anti-terroristtraining.jpg

Nate56
07-31-2005, 11:24 AM
Look at the bottom there.. IT says east texas.. Yep that's how it's done over here....

2Driver
07-31-2005, 11:34 AM
Gotta love Lake Travis... BTW: you got mail

Wonderboy
07-31-2005, 11:38 AM
Look at the bottom there.. IT says east texas.. Yep that's how it's done over here....
I thought it was beaumont? :confused:

Redneck
07-31-2005, 11:59 AM
they tried to recruit me

Starloans
07-31-2005, 12:07 PM
:idea: :umm: :umm: :idea:
That right there is some funny shit. LOL :D
Oh...sorry Nashville :eek:

Jbb
07-31-2005, 12:30 PM
http://www.philblog.com/images/USRSF.jpg
classified pic.
Thats me ...Kneeling.... :p

Wonderboy
07-31-2005, 12:41 PM
Thats me ...Kneeling.... :p
You have nice boobs!

Miss Perfect
07-31-2005, 01:25 PM
You have nice boobs!
OMG! :D

Jbb
07-31-2005, 01:32 PM
You have nice boobs!
They are spectacular...and they're real!........ :smile:

Nate56
07-31-2005, 01:32 PM
They are spectacular...and they're real!........ :smile:
Yummy...

Wonderboy
07-31-2005, 01:38 PM
They are spectacular...and they're real!........ :smile:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! :p