Rockdog
08-02-2005, 02:56 PM
In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating for a long time.
>They decided it was finally time for marriage. Before the wedding, they
>went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how to work
>out their marriage. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so
on.
>Finally,the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
>their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked,
>rather trustingly.
>"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say... I
would
>like it infrequently."
>The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he
>looked her in the eye and casually asked ..
>
>"Is that one word or two words ?"
>
>They decided it was finally time for marriage. Before the wedding, they
>went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how to work
>out their marriage. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so
on.
>Finally,the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
>their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked,
>rather trustingly.
>"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say... I
would
>like it infrequently."
>The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he
>looked her in the eye and casually asked ..
>
>"Is that one word or two words ?"
>