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08-03-2005, 02:36 PM
came to America. When their boat finally arrived they both agreed to meet back there one year to the date to see who was more Americanized. So one year to the date they met. Habib says "So Mohammad, how did you do?" Mohammad says "Well, This afternoon I picked up the kids from school in my new minivan, took them to soccor practice where I'm the head coach, stopped at Starbucks, then picked up a 12 pack of Bud. Now I'm going home to watch the football game. So how Americanized are you?" Habib answers "SCREW YOU TOWEL HEAD!'